By: Sam Burke
Q. & A. "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"
Q."Dad, did you get a haircut?"
A."No, I got them all cut!"
Q."What do you call someone with no body and no nose?"
A. "Nobody knows."
Q."Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
A. It was two tired."
Q. "Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? "
A. "Because then it would be a foot."
Q."This graveyard looks overcrowded."
A. "People must be dying to get in."
Q. "Dad, can you put the cat out?"
A. "I didn't know it was on fire."
Q."What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?"
A. "Sneakers!"
Q. "How does a penguin build its house?"
A. "Igloos it"
Q. I'm on a seafood diet.
A. I see food and I eat it
Q."What's brown and sounds like a bell?
A."DUNNGGGGGGGGGGG!"
Q."What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?"
A: "An irrelephant."
Q."I like telling Dad jokes."
A."Sometimes he laughs!"
Q."I'm so good at sleeping,"
A. "I can do it with my eyes closed!"
Q. "Spring is Here!"
A. "I got so exited I wet my plants.!"