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FAKE NEWS: IES EL PICARRAL
Les Pitufes (Noelia Cisneros, Lucas Rubio, Alba Navarro y Blanca Jensen)
THE GOVERNMENT APPROVES A NEW DRESS CODE IN HIGH SCHOOLS. HARSH PENALTIES IF NOT FULFILLED
The Government approves this dress code law that will be implemented in all the high schools of Zaragoza. This will start from the beginning of the term, the 10th September 2023/2024.
The law has been approved by parents and teachers from all high schools, saying that the students dress in a very provocative way.
Boys can't have long hair and girls have to wear their hair up. They can't have their hair dyed. Also, no tattoos or piercings are allowed in visible places. No crop tops, short skirts or short dresses are allowed either.
All these things are considered distracting for others.
In the IES El Picarral they have imposed hard and severe consequences, if the dress code is not fulfilled. If you wear earrings, they will be torn off by force . If unauthorized clothing is worn, it will be burnt and be given clothes from the basket of lost objects. If someone is wearing make-up, it will be removed and painted as a clown.
So, spread this piece of news so that their children comply with the dress code and do not suffer terrible punishments.
New "El Picarral" high school rules. "This is a nightmare" says a student
A new high school director is in "El Picarral" he is called David Gutierrez and he provokes fear among his students.
By: TotallyNotFakeNews
He has introduced a few rules that make life in high school terrible. Some students are starting to leave the center, but even for that a new rule has been created. Rule 3333: When students want to leave they have to fight against 4 lions without weapons and carrying a heavy weight. For now, only 10 students have completed the trial successfully. But all 10 went to intensive care.
Another outraging rule is rule 7584: When two people are late they have to beat each other into sudden death. The students fear anytime they go to "El Picarral" they say:
David Gutierrez is too cruel, it's the first time I fear for my life when I go to high school.
The grading system is crazy too, to pass a test you have to score a 10.5 and the maximum possible score is 10. When it is lunchtime there are guards in the exit doors, there are police dogs and domesticated tigers. You can only eat bread and only drink water. The class finishes at 23:30, and starts at 0:30. Getting back to the incredible rules we have rule 5698: If a student doesn't pass an exam, they have to win a game of chess while skydiving against a grandmaster and the winner gets a parachute. The first rule he established is rule 1: No student can go to the bathroom at any time of the day.
We were lucky enough to get the chance to interview the director himself, he says: I'm just preparing them for their future life, because it's much harder than any of my rules.
When he became the director there were 1.798 students, now there are 32 remaining. The final exams are coming and students are scared.
When school finishes you have to get through an obstacle course where the bottom is lava. The course includes hungry crocodiles, sharp spikes, super fast jigsaws, almost impossible jumps and in the end you must fall from 10 meters. To get in the center you have to play with a perfect tempo, ten instruments at once and each day there is a different song to play.
And that is all we have to say, if y0u want to know more about it just ask.
Thank you for reading!
¡¡SÍ!!
Ethical values to radical ideology
NEW RULES IN THE HIGH SCHOOLS OF ZARAGOZA
Recently, we have heard some rumors and speculations about a change in the subject of Ethical Values in all institutes in Zaragoza, with the goal of promoting radical values.
Ethical values is a very important subject because everything it teaches us about respect, empathy, tolerance and overall good behavior to not be a violent person. However, since this change, they are teaching the opposite. They are teaching and promoting things such as patriarchy, sexism and racism.
We have interviewed some families to get their thoughts about this extreme change in their kids education. Here is some of their thoughts:
The first family told us that they thought it was awful, terrible and disgusting. They said that this change came out of nowhere and had greatly affected their son. They also told us that whenever they tried to talk to their son, he would just tell them so much bad stuff that they just went back to their rooms and cry as every good thing that they taught to their son was gone.
The second family told us the opposite. They said that in their opinion, they were finally teaching something good to their children. They said they were done of this garbage that kids had in their heads these days about there being lots of genders, women being able to vote, etc.
A teacher told us she was shocked when she read the new thing that was going to be taught this year. She said that, without a doubt, it seems like an incredible change, and teaching all this to children is a mistake.
We were told by another teacher that he only teaches what they send to him, as to him, it doesn't seem bad at all, considering he was taught this logic when he was younger, so he isn't completely against it.
This is all for today people, we hope you enjoyed.
DOGS IN THE CLASSROOM
The new rule of the I.E.S. El Picarral that divides students. Who let the dogs in?
Where has this happened? The I.E.S. El Picarral is a high school in a Zaragoza neighborhood, el Picarral. Today, 25 of May, 2023, the I.E.S. El Picarral has created a new strange rule for their center. That consists of each member of the classroom bringing a dog to the classroom. It's well known that the best friend of humans it's a beautiful and loved animal, but why is this rule implemented? Who had the idea?
Well, the mastermind of this new activity was the director. He thought that the students would be more interested and concentrated with the company of their new friend. Also, he thinks that the kids will learn about empathy and treating animals better. The director wants the students to give the dogs water and food and pet them during the lessons. Doing that, the center says that the children will learn about responsibility and will be more relaxed. He wants the children to be more efficient and to be capable of doing two things well (taking care of an animal and being concentrated) at the same time and be ready to start a life with a lot of responsibilities the best way possible.
Director: "There are some students who don't like dogs, have allergies or are scared and those students will be given a separate class." These students don't like that they are in a separate class and other students confirm that they are doing suspicious things with the dogs.
Some students also confirm that they have seen how dogs were stolen by other students. This being very problematic because many dogs are disappearing every day.
By: Henar Madorrán, Lucas Herrero, Alicia Martínez
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