Semi Flat Bob
Semi Flat Bob
This is the story of a guy named Bob. Bob is a normal middle-aged guy, or at least he was until last week. Ring, ring, ring. It was the fifth time his estranged son Roddy had called that day, and after three rings he decided to pick up. "Hi Rod, what's up?" “ Listen, come to 12 Main Street. I'll be waiting." He put his phone down and did something he'd thought he'd never do again. He got on a bus to see Roddy.
12 years earlier … "Roddy, why is there a 3000 dollar charge on my credit card?" "Dad, I can explain." "What is there to explain, get out and never show your face here again."
Bob got off a block before Main Street and was thinking about what to say. Finally he decided to apologize and try to make up with his son. Then he saw Roddy, all grown up. "Roddy, I’m sooo sorry." "I am too, dad.” “Do you know what that money was spent on, it was spent on bitcoin and now it's worth $1,491,000!" "Shiver me timbers we are rich," said Bob. "We who said we? I'm rich." Then Roddy jumped in his helicopter and started to fly away. Bob ran after. "Roddy, wait!" Roddy then dropped a phone and said, “Keep it, I have one hundred more.” He felt a sharp pain in his nose so intense that he passed out from the pain
The next thing he knew, Bob blinked, and bright lights shone down on him. He saw he was in a hospital. Just then, Roddy burst into the room. “Dad, I'll give you $400,000 if you don’t press charges.” Then in a strange voice Bob said, “Nah, I’m good.” After that Bob picked up his phone to call his lawyer, and saw his nose was missing! He pressed charges. After the court hearing which he won he donated all the money to wildlife protection agencies and lived out his days in peace.