Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl It’s called the humu, it's was a fishy

With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there yellow scales with a flare and sharp teeth to beware

She would merengue and do the cha-cha It eats algae and goes chomp chomp

And while she tried to be a star And while it tried to swim far

Tony always tended bar The sharks were never too far

Across the crowded floor, they worked from eight til four If it avoids the gore, sea urchins on the floor

They were young and they had each other But they would always help each other 

Who could ask for more? Who would ask for more 

At the copa (co) Copacabana (Copacabana) At the coral, the coral reef

The hottest spot north of Havana (here) The hottest place to find crustaceans

At the copa (co) Copacabana At the coral, the coral reef

Music and passion were always the fashion Biting and breaking, crustaceans were begging. 

At the copa they fell in love At the reef, they ate a lot

(Copa, Copacabana) The coral, the coral reef

His name was Rico worms don't have spines

He wore a diamond easy to find

He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there they swam everywhere but when the humu was drawing near

And when she finished, he called her over but they were finished, shells were demolished

But Rico went a bit to far but if worms swam too far

Tony sailed across the bar there would never be a chance before

And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two invertebrates go too and the humu starts to chew

There was blood and a single gunshot there’s shells and scales left around

But just who shot who? but then who ate who

At the copa (co) Copacabana (Copacabana) At the coral, the coral reef

The hottest spot north of Havana (here) The hottest place to find crustaceans

At the copa (co) Copacabana At the coral, the coral reef

Music and passion were always the fashion Biting and breaking, crustaceans were begging. 

At the copa, she lost her love In the reef, you better watch out

(Copa, Copacabana) the coral, the coral reef

(Copa, Copacabana)The coral, the coral reef

(Copacabana)  The coral reef

(Copa, banana) Coral reef

(Music and passion were always in fashion) Biting and breaking, crustaceans were begging. 

Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl It’s called the humu, it's was a fishy

But that was thirty years ago, when they used to have a show algae long long it grows, and the humu always mows

Now it's a disco, but not for Lola now its eaten, by the humu

Still in dress she used to wear still has its yellow scales

Faded feathers in her hair crustaceans shells everywhere

She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind Now it waits there, so you must beware

She lost her youth and she lost her Tony It lost its tooth and its hungry

Now she's lost her mind and to worm this aint fair

At the copa (co) Copacabana (Copacabana) At the coral, the coral reef

The hottest spot north of Havana (here) The hottest place to find crustaceans

At the copa (co) Copacabana At the coral, the coral reef

Music and passion were always in fashion Biting and breaking crustaceans were begging.

At the copa don't fall in love At the coral, don’t get eaten 

don't fall in love Don't get eaten

(Copacabana) The coral reef

(Copacabana) The coral reef

Original song: Copacabana (at the copa) by Barry Manilow

Im a sea green turtle 

I hunt my food alone 

Without my hurdle 

I'm king of my own throne 

Eating is a peace of cake 

With my sharp beak 

I don't like snake

The dead fish I eat wreak

My prey curdle 

Right to the bone 

I'm not very verbal 

But I do groan 

Digesting food take

Less than a week 

Your gonna need a rake

Because I squeak 

I'm ok with the mortal 

I like being on my own 

My shell is looking myrtle

And is also as hard as stone

I never hunt in a lake

I make my prey weak 

Then I wake 

To keep my streak