Beat: calabria PR phonk

The Yellow mongoose is on the loose 

Watch out stop drinking your juice 

Your over here tryna approach 

While my boy over here eating some cockroach

You look like a bootleg 

While My boy here is eating some bird eggs

This yellow mongoose kills it prey 

with a bite to its head 

Watch out you don't wanna be dead 

My name is lil meat

You better listen to this beat

This lil guy wants to eat 

Let my boy eat some grasshopper 

Or we'll pull up in a chopper

You think you can beat us

Well let me tell you something

Nuh huh 

Nuh huh

Nuh huh 

Nuh huh

they chew the food and it goes to there esophagus 

And then travels to their stomach

If they don't eat they will cause a havoc

As you may have heard

This lil guy can devour birds

You better get out its way

Before it's too late

So you better rotate

Before it's too late

So you better rotate

Before it's too late

So you better rotate 

Before it's too late

Corus

Jer-boa num num num

Jer-boa yum yum yum

We like to eeat roots roots roots

We like to eeat bugs bugs bugs

Jer-boa num num num

(find food) Verse 1

We wait until the sun goes down

Because outside its hot hot hot

We dig around the sand at night

To find water in the roots roots roots

We hop around the desert sands

To find some tasty bugs bugs bugs

Once we’ve looked around all thorough

Then we can hop on back to our burrowww!!

Corus

Jer-boa num num num

Jer-boa yum yum yum

We like to eeat roots roots root

We like to eeat bugs bugs bugs

Jer-boa num num num

(digest food) Verse 2

Once we’ve found our tasty treats

Then we use our two front teeth teeth teeth

To chew our yummy food food food

we digest it just like humans 

The food travels down our tubes 

It mixes with our tummy acid acid acid

Ending

Jer-boa num num num

Jer-boa yum yum yum

We like to eeat roots roots roots

We like to eeat bugs bugs bugs

Jerboa, VOTE FOR US

 HWM(HUNT WITH ME) 

A beautiful morning filled with hope

But no food nor a scope 

My kids’ stomach growling 

Making it sound like a wolf howling

I smelled a very familiar scent

Expensive, just like a house’s rent

Spotted a mouse walking

Then what happens next is shocking  

Looks like god sent me a sign

Now that reward is finally mine

Black clouds covering my eyes

This really makes me wanna cry

Suddenly I found myself stalking 

To take the life of the mouse walking

Pouncing towards the mouse  

Taking it to my house 

Tearing it, chewing it

I found myself doing it

Doing it to feed everyone

Another dinner that I’ve won

Parody: On the ground by Rosé

I’m an Arctic hare I don’t like to share. 

Not with predators even if it’s unfair.

Even in the cold, I’m bold against the snow.

Food isn’t a problem thanks to my nose. 

Thump and thumping through the ice,

Always on guard for my worthy willows.

Thump and thumping through the ice.

I have one special pouch, 

When my stomach ouches, as if it grouches!

“The food gotta get broken down somehow!”

I have one special pouch, 

Thanks to my droppings, the digestive bacteria is slopping. 

Everything I need is…

Everything I need is below me!

Below me! 

Everything I need is below me. 

(Nah, I need my four teeth)

(Yeah, when it comes to plants)

(Nah, I need my four teeth)

It all goes down by time.

The preys ain’t got nothing on me, 

as long as my fur is white.

I’ve got it under control.

Everything I need is below me! 

The snow can’t sink me down,

Finding plants won’t be an issue.

I’ve got it under control. 

Everything I need is… 

Everything I need is below me!

Below me,

Everything I need is below me!

(Nah, I need my four teeth)

Below me..

(Nah, I need my four teeth)

Everything I need is below me.

“The Hunter”

In the Tree’s groove,sits the hunter who makes a move,

Fierce and Bold as the name says ,jumping for food.

Eight legs ready for a daring jump on the forest floor,

Any prey who’s sane wouldn’t ignore.

Doesn’t use webs like other spiders who are weak,

The bold jumping spider is unique .

It moves in the shadows like a ninja,

Stalking and catching the prey in its clinch-ah.

Killing the prey with its venom,tiny but cool power,

Then it binds it in its web,leaves it for hours.

Vomiting enzymes all over it like a shower,

Eating while all the prey cowers .

Stealing nutrients from the hunt,making him a fool. 

The bold jumping spider is full of cool.

When it doesn’t wanna hunt ‘cause of the mood,

Or if it doesn’t find any prey or food,

It doesn’t really care,moves toward the trees,

Drinking nectar from the flowers,bold and free.

Slurping the morning dew for it’s morning coffee,

The bold jumping spider hunts alone and free.

If it doesn’t find anything to eat,

It can survive without food for up to three weeks.

It can eat animals and plants both,

You can vote for this guy in the MAM show.

If you think spiders are dangerous,don’t worry,

The bold jumping spider is friendly,cute and furry.

 Nor bear nor cat an omnivore

Though classified as a carnivore

Climbing trees its easy peez

To get my share of easy feeds

I climb with my claws

Its one of my laws
I use my tail

I’m not no snail

180 degrees my ankles can turn

Listen up you boutta learn

CHORUS

Im the BIN TUR ONG

You CANT GO WRONG

Called the BIN TUR ONG

You CANT GO WRONG

My TAIL IS LONG, 

My CLAWS ARE STRONG

I go ALL DAY LONG

Bein a BIN TUR ONG

Im a BIN TUR ONG

You CANT GO WRONG

Called the BIN TUR ONG

There IS NO WRONG

Listen TO THIS SONG

Just SING ALONG

With the BIN TUR ONG

There IS NO WRONG

I eat small mammals n fruits n vegs

I climb into nests and eat bird eggs

I’m arboreal

all in for real

Listen in and feel

Lets make a deal

Im gonna make you kneel

Your heart I’ll steal

Cus I’m the BIN TUR ONG

You CANT GO WRONG

Called the BIN TUR ONG

There IS NO` WRONG