Sorting Quiz 2021

How nice it is for us to all be gathered here once more

All these nervous newbies huddled on the sorting floor.

Hidden behind masks their faces may yet be

But I’ll still peer inside their heads and judge on what I see

A Gryffindor, who braved the time with heart stayed firm and true?

Or Hufflepuff who was always there to see others make it through?

A Ravenclaw who stayed informed on all the world’s progress?

Or Slytherin who shared morale with the sad and with the stressed?

No matter what hard challenges were faced in this past year

You overcame each single one, and still we persevere

Now we are gathered here today, and in person all no less,

No more delay! It’s sorting time, and I wish you all the best.

Sorting Quiz 2020

In this time of sickness, where no one’s feeling sure

And germs seem to linger on ev’ry hand, fountain, and door,

With distance and with caution, we honor our tradition

We’re divided, but not conquered, and still pursue the long-time mission

We sort into four houses, not to separate but to unite

And against any fearsome foe, together we shall fight.

Slytherin leads the battle, ensuring all are still healthy

By the nose or by the mouth, through the testing we will see.

Ravenclaw is close behind, with instructions for staying safe

Sanitize all carefully when you enter and leave a place.

Gryffindor makes sure that there’s a mask covering all

Over mouth and nose entirely, and do not let it fall.

Hufflepuff now reassures that the world will not soon end

Social distance with compassion for both enemy and friend

Together we will ride this through, with hope fast in our heart

And though we will stay vigilant, it’s time for sorting now to start!