2019-2020
Earth, Wind & For Hire
4/24/20 Zoom 8:00PM
The senior show as originally envisioned is impossible due to the defining event of all of our lives. So we did a table read over video chat instead!
Sketches:
Nanny Wendy
Pillowtalk
Date(s)
Sell-out Parade
Abuse
Ashkenazi Appropriation
Vampire Jews
Explicit Directions
White Noise
Man CEO
The Corral of Gold
Simon Says
WINE!!!!
The County Whore
A Very Awkward Dating Experience
Italian Appropriation
Rainforest Excursions
McGruff
Leviosa (BO)
You’ll Never Believe it (bo)
Teddy Bears
Ryan Lochte
Beans Store
Yes Chef
Tums
Narc
Jewlia
Abroad
Greenberry College
Hey, You! Become a horse
What I Look Like?
Career Goals
Business Meeting
Canadia
Edward was fucking Bella in Twilight
Mike's Hard!
2/21/20 Little Theater 8:00PM
Casting by Jeremy Elkayam, PG
Sketches:
Golden Corral and Guns
Cancelled
Dirty Chai
Walking Crabs
Five Guys
Turkish Delight
Buttz
Deep Birthday
First Date Oreos
Cheers
Wenis Time
Snake Bitch
War of Northern Aggression
Shit on My Chest: Part II
Diagnosis is You've Got... Game!
A Drinking Party
An Assless Chap
Not-So-Secret Societies
Sexy Gumby
McGruff and Scruff
Fuck My Mom
Super-Pee Bowl
Days of our Wives
Et Tu, Boomer?
11/22/19 Little Theater 8:00PM
Casting by Chris Hicks, Amelia Cardone, Andrew Holland
Sketches:
Football Callouts
Two Spies
Santa's Lap 1
Eye Doctor
Aggressive GPS
Speed Dating
Sex Scene By Writer Who Has Never Had Sex (a.k.a. Grilled Cheese)
Rainforest Excursion
Scooby Booby
Gamer Lyfe
Santa's Lap 2
First Time
Organ Donor
Buzzy Buddy
I Get Hard, You Win
Fur Baby
Santa's Lap 3
Sims 4
Vom-a-Sean
Bon Voyage
Sororititty
Vaccinate or Bust
AirPods
Green Eggs and Bitch
It's The Great Blunt, Charlie Brown
It's just one hit, Charlie Brown. Fucking DO IT, Charlie Brown. Don't be a weenie, Charlie Brown.
10/25/19 Ewell Recital Hall 8:00PM
Casting by N.A., Tom Cook, Joelle Goolsby
First show for new kids Andrew, Joelle, Katie, Tom
Sketches:
Biblical
Birth Video PTSD
Semi-Charmed Meth
Apple a Day
Hieroglyph Diary
Retirement
Baby Talk
Frat Proposal
Awkward Convo
Love Advice
No Kissing Booth
Doing A Jim Carrey
News Flash
Head and Whatever
Chipettes
Joseph Mother
Burn
Utentsil Metaphor
Mafia
Shoes Song
Tequila
Mugger
Traditions
A Knight to Dismember
8/30/19 Ewell Recital Hall 8:00PM
Casting by N. A., Jeremy Elkayam, Sean O'Boyle
Sketches:
Trial by Combat
Lonely Lumberjack
Precinct
Dad Redo
Explicit Directions
Middle School Economy
Gas Up My Car
Ashkenazi Appropriation
Nihilist Neighbors
Girl Fight
Beauty and Beast
Safe Word
A Very Awkward Dating Experience
Here Comes the Plane
Arbor Day
Skeletons
Hackensack
How to Drink in College
Ventriloquism
Your 4 O'Clock
Wedding
Great Perp