2019-2020

Earth, Wind & For Hire

4/24/20 Zoom 8:00PM

The senior show as originally envisioned is impossible due to the defining event of all of our lives. So we did a table read over video chat instead!

Sketches:

  1. Nanny Wendy

  2. Pillowtalk

  3. Date(s)

  4. Sell-out Parade

  5. Abuse

  6. Ashkenazi Appropriation

  7. Vampire Jews

  8. Explicit Directions

  9. White Noise

  10. Man CEO

  11. The Corral of Gold

  12. Simon Says

  13. WINE!!!!

  14. The County Whore

  15. A Very Awkward Dating Experience

  16. Italian Appropriation

  17. Rainforest Excursions

  18. McGruff

  19. Leviosa (BO)

  20. You’ll Never Believe it (bo)

  21. Teddy Bears

  22. Ryan Lochte

  23. Beans Store

  24. Yes Chef

  25. Tums

  26. Narc

  27. Jewlia

  28. Abroad

  29. Greenberry College

  30. Hey, You! Become a horse

  31. What I Look Like?

  32. Career Goals

  33. Business Meeting

  34. Canadia

  35. Edward was fucking Bella in Twilight

Mike's Hard!

2/21/20 Little Theater 8:00PM

Casting by Jeremy Elkayam, PG

Sketches:

  1. Golden Corral and Guns

  2. Cancelled

  3. Dirty Chai

  4. Walking Crabs

  5. Five Guys

  6. Turkish Delight

  7. Buttz

  8. Deep Birthday

  9. First Date Oreos

  10. Cheers

  11. Wenis Time

  12. Snake Bitch

  13. War of Northern Aggression

  14. Shit on My Chest: Part II

  15. Diagnosis is You've Got... Game!

  16. A Drinking Party

  17. An Assless Chap

  18. Not-So-Secret Societies

  19. Sexy Gumby

  20. McGruff and Scruff

  21. Fuck My Mom

  22. Super-Pee Bowl

  23. Days of our Wives

Et Tu, Boomer?

11/22/19 Little Theater 8:00PM

Casting by Chris Hicks, Amelia Cardone, Andrew Holland

Sketches:

  1. Football Callouts

  2. Two Spies

  3. Santa's Lap 1

  4. Eye Doctor

  5. Aggressive GPS

  6. Speed Dating

  7. Sex Scene By Writer Who Has Never Had Sex (a.k.a. Grilled Cheese)

  8. Rainforest Excursion

  9. Scooby Booby

  10. Gamer Lyfe

  11. Santa's Lap 2

  12. First Time

  13. Organ Donor

  14. Buzzy Buddy

  15. I Get Hard, You Win

  16. Fur Baby

  17. Santa's Lap 3

  18. Sims 4

  19. Vom-a-Sean

  20. Bon Voyage

  21. Sororititty

  22. Vaccinate or Bust

  23. AirPods

  24. Green Eggs and Bitch

It's The Great Blunt, Charlie Brown

It's just one hit, Charlie Brown. Fucking DO IT, Charlie Brown. Don't be a weenie, Charlie Brown.

10/25/19 Ewell Recital Hall 8:00PM

Casting by N.A., Tom Cook, Joelle Goolsby

First show for new kids Andrew, Joelle, Katie, Tom

Sketches:

  1. Biblical

  2. Birth Video PTSD

  3. Semi-Charmed Meth

  4. Apple a Day

  5. Hieroglyph Diary

  6. Retirement

  7. Baby Talk

  8. Frat Proposal

  9. Awkward Convo

  10. Love Advice

  11. No Kissing Booth

  12. Doing A Jim Carrey

  13. News Flash

  14. Head and Whatever

  15. Chipettes

  16. Joseph Mother

  17. Burn

  18. Utentsil Metaphor

  19. Mafia

  20. Shoes Song

  21. Tequila

  22. Mugger

  23. Traditions

A Knight to Dismember

8/30/19 Ewell Recital Hall 8:00PM

Casting by N. A., Jeremy Elkayam, Sean O'Boyle

Sketches:

  1. Trial by Combat

  2. Lonely Lumberjack

  3. Precinct

  4. Dad Redo

  5. Explicit Directions

  6. Middle School Economy

  7. Gas Up My Car

  8. Ashkenazi Appropriation

  9. Nihilist Neighbors

  10. Girl Fight

  11. Beauty and Beast

  12. Safe Word

  13. A Very Awkward Dating Experience

  14. Here Comes the Plane

  15. Arbor Day

  16. Skeletons

  17. Hackensack

  18. How to Drink in College

  19. Ventriloquism

  20. Your 4 O'Clock

  21. Wedding

  22. Great Perp