Current Members

Chasby Cameron '27

hi im chasby and i wuv u vewy much <3333

Clara Cavazos '27

Native to the oversized state of Texas, this critter crawled out of suburbia and into your hearts. While she may look amiable, she is too much bark and not enough bite. She doesn't sit, play dead, stay, or fetch. She does make a mean over-easy egg. Don't feed her after 2:37am and keep her off of the bed.

Bidding starts at $17.38

Elise Howe '28

Elise is a muse seen in many melodramatic portraits people walk by on their way to the Mona Lisa. Elise despises Mona. Unlike Mona, Elise has non-ambiguous facial expressions, distinct glasses, and always smiles with teeth.

Cami Issenman '28

Meet Cami! She's an actress, a writer, the fourth member of boygenius, and the real life inspiration for the character Girly Teen Girl. Cami is originally from Farawayville.

Bronwen Kubiak '27

ask me what time it is I dare you

Griffin Martin '26

Birthed from the dying embers of a bonfire he wasn't invited to, Griffin Martin is the product of a spinning whirlpool of music production, 40 Chipotle orders per year, and an eternal crave for power. 

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6wdFz4KCkyRPyyIkDucosC?si=PbdMKD4RQBmZ_gxlW__pmQ 

Rebecca Meister '26

oh geez oh boy oh geez oh my ouchie ouch ouch owie ouch

anyways... 

Wen Rainey '28

idk what you're looking for for bio:

Wen Rainey, they them, i like climbing, acroyoga, and sexting myself when i feel lonely

Emma Williams '26

me emma. me eat big pizza. me wear glasses. ughhughghguuhhghghghm.