Current Members

Charlie Adams '26

"I'm Charlie and I'm like if a DND and a Philosopher had a BABY and BAM!! that's me" -Rebecca

Isaac Askin '25

For the last two years, Isaac has been trapped in a cursed labyrinth hidden just south of Lake Matoka. Search and rescue missions have thus far been unsuccessful, but we are optimistic about their eventual retrieval. 

Jake Berkowitz '24

Jake makes time for 7G in between shifts at the rowing factory. He is a geology major, so yes he can tell you what kind of rock that is. He enjoys Diet Dr. Pepper, getting stuff from up on high shelves, walks on the beach of sensible length, and he hates olives and the French. 

Chasby Cameron '27

AHHH! PUT DOWN THAT STICK, OH NO HELP---

Clara Cavazos '27

whaaaaaaa ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!??

Bronwen Kubiak '27

ask me what time it is I dare you

Griffin Martin '26

Birthed from the dying embers of a bonfire he wasn't invited to, Griffin Martin is the product of a spinning whirlpool of music production, 40 Chipotle orders per year, and an eternal crave for power. 


https://open.spotify.com/artist/6wdFz4KCkyRPyyIkDucosC?si=PbdMKD4RQBmZ_gxlW__pmQ 

Rebecca Meister '26

Rebecca enjoys many hobbies, including wasting her money on silly looking ukuleles, silly looking shoes, and getting the same exact meal delivered from Domoishi every other day. Her purpose in life is to ensure that the United States sends a 20 foot tall faux gold octopus to every country in the world as a social experiment. She will not rest until this goal is achieved.

Mary Waterman '24

Mary will either make you cookies or make you lose your cookies. It's really up to you.

Emma Williams '26

me emma. me eat big pizza. me wear glasses. ughhughghguuhhghghghm.

Liz Wilson '25

Liz is currently at the silly goose convention and says that NOBODY here knows you. Her hobbies include speaking in tongues, playing on coolmathgames, and listening to music that is objectively bad. Liz can often be found at the gym, where she has been doing PPL minus the L because she never loses (and also she hates leg day).