Current Members

Chasby Cameron '27

hi im chasby and i wuv u vewy much <3333

Clara Cavazos '27

Native to the oversized state of Texas, this critter crawled out of suburbia and into your hearts. While she may look amiable, she is too much bark and not enough bite. She doesn't sit, play dead, stay, or fetch. She does make a mean over-easy egg. Brown card non-transferrable.

Bidding starts at $17.38

Elise Howe '28

Elise is a muse seen in many melodramatic portraits people walk by on their way to the Mona Lisa. Elise despises Mona. Unlike Mona, Elise has non-ambiguous facial expressions, distinct glasses, and always smiles with teeth.

Cami Issenman '28

When she first joined 7G, Cami was a little bit worried it was a cult, but it wasn't! :) 🫶Cami loves cats, crocheting, hot gluing things to the walls, the music, pink clothes, and the smell of new tires. Outside of 7G, Cami is involved in many clubs and activities on campus. Currently, she is working to feed most of the campus squirrels, and occasionally rats, on a routine basis!

Bronwen Kubiak '27

Buffalo Wild Wings Trivia Champion

Griffin Martin '26

Birthed from the dying embers of a bonfire he wasn't invited to, Griffin Martin is the product of a spinning whirlpool of music production, 40 Chipotle orders per year, and an eternal crave for power. 

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6wdFz4KCkyRPyyIkDucosC?si=PbdMKD4RQBmZ_gxlW__pmQ 

Rebecca Meister '26

oh geez oh boy oh geez oh my ouchie ouch ouch owie ouch

anyways... 

Wyatt J. Pearce '29

I'm runnin' all over the Pearce, blue in the face, lookin' like Wyatt

David Polish '29

Crushed by the pressure to create a funny bio for an unnamed college sketch comedy group, David passed away in September of 2025. He was resurrected three days later (No. Not like Jesus.) And has not come up with a funny bio since.

Wen Rainey '28

idk what you're looking for for bio:

Wen Rainey, they them, i like climbing, acroyoga, and sexting myself when i feel lonely

Emma Williams '26

me emma. me eat big pizza. me wear glasses. ughhughghguuhhghghghm.