1999-2000

End of the Year Show

04-20-00, PBK Memorial Hall

(part of a double bill with Double Take acapella group)

Sketches:

1. The Censorship Intro
2. Sexy W&M 1
3. Pirates at the Bank
4. Sexy W&M 2
5. Duck
6. Bob, Frank, and Bob's Wife
7. Footballs
8. Cowboy
9. Mexican Stand Off
10. Sexy W&M 3
11. Mr. Puss' Playhouse
12. Baseballs
13. Teen Decoder Ear
14. 3 Dictators
15. Sexy W&M 4
16. After College
17. The Best Friends Song

The Happy Show

03-24-00, Lodge One

Sketches:

1. Pirates!
2. Mrs. God!
3. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 1
4. Dirty Box
5. Wandering Uterus 1
6. Dead Hooker
7. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 2
8. Cinderella
9. Wandering Uterus 2
10. Stimuli
11. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 3
12. Laughs!

Laugh Riot 2000: Improv/Sketch Comedy Festival

03-11-00, Harvard University

(hosted by the Immediate Gratification Players)

Sketches:

1. Pirates!
2. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 1
3. Mrs. God!
4. Frank's Footballs
5. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 2
6. Dead Hooker
7. Mom has Telepathy!
8. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 3
9. Bob's Baseballs
10. Blasphemy!

The Tour Show, Part One

03-07-00, Expresso Corner, UVA

Sketches:

1. Pirates!
2. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 1
3. Frank's Footballs
4. Mom has Telepathy!
5. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 2
6. Mrs. God
7. Bob's Baseballs
8. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 3
9. Scoop

The Ernestine Benefit Show

03-02-00, PBK Memorial Hall

Sketches:

1. Pirates!
2. Frank's Footballs
3. Dead Hooker
4. Bob's Baseballs
5. Mrs. God
6. The Ballad of Ernestine

The Not Very Long Show

03-01-00, Fauquier Upper Lounge

Sketches:

1. Pirates!
2. Two of us (the beatles skit)
3. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 1
4. The New Spy
5. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 2
6. Dead Hooker
7. Mrs. God
8. Richard Simmons: Dreammaker! 3
9. Scoops

End of the Semester Show 1999

12-07-99, UC Commonwealth Auditorium

(with the Whethermen of UVA)

Sketches:

1. God vs. Charles Darwin
2. Kid Court
3. The Sorority Meeting
4. The Vegitarian Girlfriend Song
5. Blue Phoenix Poetry Reading
6. Mom has Telepathy !?!
7. The Further Adventures of Frat Man
8. Captain Goth
9. The Stewart
10. Cabbage Man
11. Gay Hockey
12. The GrantiChrist
13. Wilber and the Aliens
14. The Madlib Skit

The Halloween Show

10-29-99, PBK Studio Theater

Sketches:

1. Intro: The Dancing Skeleton
2. Old Monsters
3. I'm Gay Ernie
4. Eat-A-Thon 1
5. Houston, We Have a Problem
6. MTV Dating Game
7. The Dinner Prayer
8. Eat-A-Thon 2
9. Mr. Boone's Farm
10. The Horny Letter
11. Lenin
12. Proffesore Profidioso
13. Eat-A-Thon 3
14. Timmy Sullivan
15. Closing

The Name Change Show

09-29-99, Lodge One

When etch-a-sketch officially became 7th Grade.

Sketches:

1. The Ohio Art Board Meeting
2. Boobies one more Size (the Brittany song)
3. Gay Trek
4. Magnet Boy 1
5. The Wedding of Ed and Jo
6. The Teacher Interview
7. Magnet Boy 2
8. The UC Witch Project
9. Shakespearean Dick Jokes
10. Coco Yums
11. Magnet Boy 3
12. Jack the Student
13. This Is Blashphemy!
14. Nazis
15. Closing/Name Change: 7th grade!

William & Mary Sings! Acapella Showcase

09-99, William and Mary Hall (hosts)