Mr. Morse's Mustache

"It was a working man's mustache."

The world has been wondering what had happened to Morse's distinct masterpiece of a mustache. We have finally discovered the truth of this mysterious story. Late on a Tuesday afternoon at school, we interviewed the poor soul that had lost his mustache. Mr. Morse confessed that the mustache had disappeared one fateful night. When he woke up, he soon found that his upper lip was lacking hair. He was shocked to find that someone had stolen it from him. He was planning on getting a replacement, but his fears about it being taken away from him made him change his mind. When the 8th graders found out that his mustache was gone with no replacement on the way, they were furious. So, Morse finally decided to get his facial hairs back and he said that later "in the future, fans of my facial hairs will be pleasantly surprised."
We shall look forward to seeing something that will certainly make facial hair history.