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This morning...even if...
You woke up on the wrong side of the sidewalk,
Your bra fit better when you accidentally put it on backwards,
You planned to wear last night's party clothes, only to realize they're mysteriously missing,
You turned on the news to see emergency routes flashing on the screen,
Your twin brother forgot your birthday,
You discovered your waterbed had burst, only to remember...you don’t own a waterbed,
On your commute, your car horn got stuck just as you followed a pack of Hells Angels down the highway,
Your spouse woke up feeling romantic, but this time, you're the one with the headache,
You strolled into work only to find your dress caught in your pantyhose,
Your partner said, “Good Morning, Bill”...but your name is George.
No matter how your day starts, remember: never, ever take it out on the debtor.
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