7 of the BEST Harmless April Fools' Jokes
By Kira Rosen
We all love a good harmless prank that can lighten up a mood. I’m here to help you prepare for April first - the one day of the year when pranks are socially acceptable. Here are 7 of the absolute best pranks you need to try.
This one can make someone who has a hard time waking up early for school really mad. The night before April Fools, fill a bowl of cereal and milk and place a spoon in it. That doesn’t seem bad until you freeze it!
I know I love a good chocolatey brownie. A silly spin on a brownie is a “brown-e.” Simply get brown construction paper and cut it into e’s. This one would for sure get my hopes up expecting a warm, freshly baked brownie.
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Now this next prank I would like to try. All you need is some sort of fruity jello mix, water, and a cup. Prepare your jello mix in the cup. When the time comes around, serve your “juice.” This joke is the most harmless of them all, so if you need a light-hearted prank, I definitely recommend this one!
Next joke, text a family member or a friend (someone who has you in their contacts) a spam text. Make them wonder why their child is a spam texter all of a sudden.
If you want to play a joke on a teacher, come to school dressed as them, wearing something that distinctly shows them who you are. If they ask, pretend you have no clue what they mean.
Finally, everyone loves their phones. This prank can only be done if you are very sneaky. If you can unlock someone's phone, change the screensaver to have a crack in it. They will probably catch on very quickly but it will surely worry them.
I know I’ll be doing at least one of these on April Fools. Merry pranking!
The Negative Impacts of Our Phones and Screens
By Noah Stopnik
On January 19th, 2025, TikTok was temporarily shut down and banned in the United States due to certain security concerns of the US government and their fear that China was collecting data. Although it was recovered later that day, the ban still serves as a very significant event that occurred this year. Leading up to the ban, my “For You Page” was flooded with videos about the trial that would ultimately determine if the ban would be set forth. Everyone, including myself, was panic-stricken that their beloved social media platform would be ripped away from them permanently. Although it may have seemed inconvenient, this TikTok ban really showed me how obsessed all of us are with our phones, especially when it comes to social media.
Every now and then, I take a look at my screen time and am absolutely mind-blown when I see that I have an average that varies from five to six hours of screen time per day. This is extremely concerning. None of us should be spending this much time on our phones on a daily basis. When I actually sit down and deconstruct each part of my day, I immediately can see where all of this screen time is coming from. I’ll start off my day by waking up and getting dressed and ready for school. Next, I’ll sit down and eat breakfast while watching a 20-minute YouTube video that strikes my interest and fascination. After that, I usually will be driven to school, while I scroll through TikTok or Instagram Reels. Once I arrive at school, I’ll finally stop using my phone. But when the school day ends and the time comes to leave the educational facility, I’ll pull my phone out and scroll through social media for hours. After that, I’ll go to some sort of after-school activity, such as tennis. But once I get home, I have to quickly eat dinner and then finish the large abundance of homework that I was assigned and decided to complete at the last minute, even though I had a bunch of time to finish it earlier that afternoon. After being overwhelmed by all of the homework, I do my evening routine and step into bed. But I don’t go to sleep. Instead, I pull out my phone and scroll through social media for another hour or two, completely ignoring my exhaustion.
Although this may seem absolutely insane, many teenagers spend a very similar amount of time on their phones every day as well. I honestly have no idea why we do this or where it even started. A few years ago, technology was a very insignificant part of my life, but today, it makes up the majority of my days. The only coherent or logical reason that I can think of that explains why I use my phone so much throughout the duration of most days is addiction. I can confidently say that I am addicted to my phone. As much as most of us want to deny this, it’s definitely an accurate statement for the majority of our generation. This obsession with our phones is proving to be very detrimental to our well-being. Just think of all of the things that we can do instead of scrolling through social media. I can think of many: exercising and working out, learning a new skill or hobby, going on a run or hike, experiencing nature and the outdoors, hanging out with friends and family, studying for tests and exams, starting or joining school clubs and extracurricular activities, or even watching new movies and television shows. These are just some of the many things that we can do instead of scrolling through our phones.
I also have come to realize that my constant scrolling on social media leads me to procrastinate when it comes to completing homework, studying for tests, and even finishing school assignments and projects. If I actually restricted my screen time and decided to commit myself to finishing my work as soon as I got home from school, I would have so much more time to do the activities that I enjoy. Because of this, we all should stop procrastinating and should limit our screen time.
Did you know that our generation is the most sleep-deprived? This is partially due to school work and other activities and commitments, but a huge part of this problem is social media. I’ll step into bed most nights at 10:30 and will watch TikTok until 12:00. This only guarantees me seven hours of sleep, as I have to wake up at 7:00 for school every morning. It is scientifically proven that we should get anywhere from eight to ten hours of sleep every night. This means that I am sleeping less than most scientists recommend, which is not only bad for my energy the next morning, but is also terrible for my mental and physical health. If I placed my phone down at 10:30, as soon as I stepped into bed, I would sleep for a full eight and a half hours. This is a huge difference, as eight and a half hours is in the healthy range of sleep, which most scientists suggest. If we all do this, we will feel much more refreshed in the morning and will have the energy that we need to function throughout the day, instead of feeling exhausted and lacking the energy to accomplish anything.
I want to end on one last note. The average teenager has an average of eight to nine hours of screen time per day. If they maintain this average for an entire year, that is anywhere from 122 to 137 days of screen time per year, which is well over one-third of an entire year. These statistics are quite eye-opening. Technology has interfered with our livelihoods immensely and has literally infested our lives. In order to limit the amount of time that we spend using our phones, I would suggest placing time limits and constraints on social media apps. I already have done this on the majority of the apps on my phone, and the effects have been quite substantial. I have gotten over eight hours of sleep every night and have finished my homework for every class on time. I have also had more time to study for tests, which has helped me perform at a higher standard in school and score better grades in my classes. Lastly, I have had the time to do more of the things that I enjoy, such as playing tennis, spending time with friends and family, and participating in school clubs. Limiting my screen time has helped me maintain a healthier lifestyle and feel much more energized throughout each day. Because of the prior factors, I not only recommend but urge my peers to follow in my footsteps and act immediately in order to institute a happier and healthier way of life.
Best Artists of Each Music Genre
By Noah Stopnik
I’ve always loved to listen to music. It has become a pastime of mine over the last few years. I’ve listened to all different types and genres of music. In this article, I want to recognize some of the best performers and artists of the three most popular music genres in our society, which are hip hop, rock, and pop.
Starting off with hip hop, the genre that I listen to the most, I believe that Kendrick Lamar is the best hip hop artist of all time. He started his career with his debut album, Section.80, an album with many hit songs such as “ADHD,” “Rigamortis,” and even “HiiiPower.” His next album, Good Kid, MAAD city is a classic and is one of the most prominent and recognized hip hop albums of all time. The album speaks about the city in which Kendrick grew up in, Compton, California. It also digs deep into Kendrick’s adolescence and early life, along with his exposure and avoidance to some of the gangs, drugs, and hood life in the city. His next album, To Pimp a Butterfly, is one of the most culturally significant albums for the African American community, as it mostly speaks on the oppression and racial discrimination that black people face and how Kendrick found himself and was able to overcome it. Kendrick’s following album, Damn, is his most experimental and creative album as it deals with Kendrick’s struggle between good and evil. Kendrick won a Pulitzer Prize for this album because of his creativity, and the album was recognized by the whole music industry as a lyrical masterpiece with peak production, amazing sound, and meaningful story telling. He then released an album that was the soundtrack for the marvel movie, Black Panther, which was phenomenal, and in my opinion could compete for the best movie soundtrack of all time. His next album is my personal favorite, Mr Morale and the Big Steppers, which is a more personal album about Kendrick’s life experiences, struggles with addiction, and journey with therapy.
Two years after the release of his last album, a feud began to emerge between Kendrick and another rapper, Drake. They both seemed to be having a dispute over who was the better artist. Drake first dissed Kendrick with the song, “First Person Shooter”, off of his album For all the Dogs, which featured rapper, Jcole. Kendrick quickly responded off of his verse on a song called “Like That,” on the album We Don’t Trust You, by Metro Boomin and Future. Drake responded to this insult with the song “Push Ups,” which immediately became a hit. He also released a song called “TaylorMade Freestyle,” which was less popular. Kendrick then responded with “Euphoria,” which was an intense diss track with plenty of beat switches and foul verses. Next, Drake responded with his song, “Family Matters,” which was a respectable comeback to Kendrick’s previous songs. Kendrick then hit Drake with two new diss tracks, “Meet the Grahams” and a song called “Not Like Us.” “Not Like Us” immediately became a hit song and went viral all over the internet. The song topped the Billboard 100 list very quickly and was the 2024 summer anthem, being played in every corner. It earned 5 Grammy nominations in different categories as well. Drake responded with the song “The Heart Part 6,” which was not very popular and seemed to be rejected by most music listeners, deeming Kendrick Lamar as the winner of the entire dispute. Later this year, Kendrick also released his 6th studio album, GNX, which is another amazing album with plenty of hit songs, great lyrics, top production, and amazing features. Although it isn’t my favorite of all his albums, GNX is definitely the most powerful, with hype songs like “Squabble Up,” “TV Off,” “Wacced Up Murals,” “Hey Now,” and “Peekaboo.” Kendrick seems to balance this with chiller songs such as “Luther,” “Gloria,” “The Heart Part 6,” “Reincarnated,” and “Dodger Blue.” Overall, Kendrick Lamar is the best hip hop artist of all time, as he is a musical genius with well-written, powerful lyrics. Along with that, Kendrick visits very significant issues in his songs, and uses his music as a forum to combat them.
Next, let's move on to good old rock and roll. Before listening to hip hop, rock was definitely my favorite music genre. I gained my appreciation for rock music from my dad. On the way to school every morning, my dad would turn on the classic rewind radio channel, and we would listen the whole way there. I’ve listened to all of the greats, from ACDC to Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, Guns N Roses, Metallica, and even Pink Floyd. But for me, the best rock and roll band of all time is easily Queen. I loved the band Queen while growing up and would listen to them all the time. My favorite songs were “Under Pressure,” “Another One Bites the Dust,” “Somebody to Love,” “Killer Queen,” “We Are the Champions,” and of course, “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Their lead singer, Freddie Mercury, had one of the most majestic and powerful voices of his time. Queen is such an original band and their music always intrigued and fascinated me, with the combination of opera and heavy metal rock and roll. Queen was the first band to do what they did, experimenting with different forms and genres of music that didn’t even have anything to do with each other. They were one of the most creative bands of all time. Although it may feel unusual and out of place at first listen, we see it all the time now in the modern music industry. Rappers sample other songs in their music all the time. It is one of the most popular music trends of the 21st century. Some of my favorite songs today combine different sounds that shouldn’t even work but somehow sound phenomenal. Queen completely revolutionized the music industry, demonstrating that two completely different sounds can come together and converge to form a masterpiece.
Next, let's move on to the most popular genre of them all, which is of course pop music. I don’t listen to pop very often, but I used to when I was younger during summer camp and when I hung out with friends. Although it isn’t my favorite music genre, to me, the best pop star of all time is, without a doubt, Michael Jackson. He is one of the most influential musicians ever. I don't think that there is a single person that can’t name a Michael Jackson song. His music is ageless, as it is listened to by every generation. He started his career off in the Jackson 5, a band that was composed of members of his family. Viewers and listeners immediately saw Michael’s talent, as he was the lead singer of the Jackson 5 at a very young age and could hit vocal notes that were out of everyone's reach. In 1979, he released his album, Off the Wall, which immediately gained popularity with hit songs like “Don’t Stop Til You get Enough” and “Rock With You.” His 1982 album, Thriller, was another hit album with some of his best songs of all time, such as “Beat It,” “Thriller,” “Billy Jean,” and “P.Y.T.” After the release of Thriller, Michael released another album called Bad 5 years later. This album did not disappoint, with several amazing songs, including “Bad,” “The Way You Make Me Feel,” “Man in the Mirror,” and “Smooth Criminal.” Not only was Michael Jackson a great singer, lyricist, and artist, but he was also one of the best performers of his time, giving unforgettable concerts and entertaining millions of members in his audiences.
Overall, the best artists and performers of all time are each so popular due to their creativity. The artists that I discussed are each some of the most trailblazing creators of our century. They were not afraid to experiment and try things that seemed new, weird, and out of their comfort zone. Instead, they fearlessly unleashed all of their feelings, emotions, perspectives, and ideas into their art, completely transforming the music industry and influencing the music that we listen to today.
Creating a More Open-Minded Society
By Noah Stopnik
This past year was filled with so much insanity. It was hard to keep up with everything, as so much was going on. But to me, the most significant event that occurred last year was easily the presidential election. During the time leading up to it, our nation was in a state of total chaos. Any time that I briefly mentioned the election to a peer, classmate, or friend, an argument or disagreement would immediately emerge. I do not study politics or watch the news on a daily basis, but I still have certain core beliefs and I feel that one of the candidates had ideas that correlated with these beliefs. However, that does not mean that I dislike or downright hate anyone who disagrees with me, because we are all entitled to our own opinions, regardless of how others feel about the situation. We should be able to have a peaceful conversation with someone of the opposing view, where we each can provide certain points and listen to each other with mutual respect. Now, it feels like any time that I state something that is of my opinion on the matter, someone with conflicting outlooks becomes offended for absolutely no reason whatsoever. This same problem is occurring all over the country. It has come to a point where some people even have to lie about which presidential candidates and political parties they support, simply because of their fear of being excluded and ostracized by their peers. The political spectrum is much more extreme than it used to be fifteen years ago. Most people are either far left or far right, which leaves little room for neutrality. In today’s society, you are not allowed to agree with some ideas on one side of the political spectrum and some ideas on the other. Instead, you must be glued to one of the sides with little room for openness to other arguments and ideas. What people do not realize is that if we cannot put aside our differences and work together to build a bridge between the two political parties, things will never change. If you are having a political disagreement with someone who has outlooks that contradict your own, would your goal be to endlessly yell at them with the main target of developing animosity, or would it be to sway them and persuade them that your ideas are superior? I can say with much certainty that most people would choose the latter scenario.
If we want to build a society where people are broad-minded and can accept criticism and feedback, we must start with ourselves. We must be willing to listen to new ideas and understand that this change starts with ourselves. Then we can eventually work to spread this mindset to our friends, family, peers, teammates, and work colleagues. We all need to be less judgmental in order for our country to evolve into a safe haven for different perspectives and viewpoints. Another thing that I have realized when having certain political discussions with my friends is that sometimes, they just start promoting information that is not even factual. For example, I’ll ask someone, “Where did you hear that?” and they will reply “Tik-Tok” or “Instagram.” What people need to remember is that these are social media platforms and public forums of communication, not reliable educational websites. So if you want to have a discussion on a topic, you must make sure that you are educated and informed on that topic beforehand and that you are obtaining accurate information from authentic resources.
Lastly, I want to finish off with one more idea. We all may have different opinions, but all of these opinions can be derived from the same mutual core values that we all share. More specifically, what I have come to realize is that in most political topics and issues that people debate, the beliefs of each side completely contrast. However, if you dig deep into the reasoning and core values of the arguments, you immediately will see overlaps. Both conservatives and liberals support policies and decisions that revolve around the rights, freedoms, and liberties of American citizens. Both want what is best for the American people and our country as a whole. So whenever you find yourself in an argument with a person who has opposing beliefs to your own, try to remember that you both want the same thing, but that you each just have different ideas for achieving these goals and objectives. I think that our generation can take the next step towards normalizing political conversations where no one feels upset or insulted and each person can take something beneficial away from the discussion. We can do this through reflective listening and taking the time to acknowledge what the opposition is saying. We also can make sure that we are knowledgeable on the topic that we are discussing and conversing about. Lastly, we can always remember to fall back on those core values that we each share whenever the discussion begins to evolve into an argument. We must do this in order to establish a middle ground between the two sides, where we can find connections between both factions of the political spectrum.
Freshman Year: Greatest Regrets and Lessons Learned
By Lilly Alonzo
Your first year in high school is pretty much the definition of daunting, no matter who you are. It’s the first time you’re forced into realizing you’re not a kid anymore. As a freshman, you have much more freedom, but also much more responsibility for yourself, your actions, and your grades. It’s inevitable that you’re going to make mistakes in high school, but here are some solutions to some of the biggest issues people face.
School-Life Balance
The biggest issue everyone encounters in high school is walking the line between too much work and too much relaxation. When I entered high school, the adults in my life were pretty much split 50/50. Some adults told me that they wished they'd had more fun in high school, but instead, they worked too much and let their youth slip away. These adults encouraged me to focus on relaxing and having fun while letting school take more of a backseat. Other adults told me that they wished they’d taken high school seriously and now regret not doing better. With this mindset, students should really work hard and focus on their grades. Now, I believe that both these things are true, but only to a certain extent, depending more or less on your personality. It’s the existential work-life balance problem.
That said, I think the most effective way to solve this problem is to go off your individual personality, and what the people close to you believe to be true. Naturally, everyone leans towards these two categories:
The overachiever: one who cares too much and works too hard
The underachiever: one who doesn't care enough and spends too much time at leisure.
Both mindsets are necessary to be happy and productive, but either one in the extreme is bad. What I find has worked for most people is to identify which mindset they naturally favor and work to push against that, essentially trying to find the best of both worlds. If you’re having trouble with your own soul searching, a good way to see what type of person you are is to just ask the people around you. Ask your family and friends if they genuinely think you spend too much time working or hanging out because these people care about you, and sometimes, they know you better than yourself.
It’s important to remember that while this is the best solution I and others have found throughout high school, it is not perfect by any means. There are a few things that are key to remember when employing this strategy:
This problem is different for everyone because everyone has different natural tendencies. It’s disappointing that there is not a perfect one-size-fits-all solution. It’s important to understand that the balance that works for me, isn't necessarily going to work for you. Similarly, what works for you might not work for your friends.
It’s hard to solve this problem for yourself. The proper balance for you may change from year to year, class to class, or even week to week. There may be some times when social life just needs to take a backseat because you’ve been slammed with tests and assignments. In this case, you just need to force yourself to sit down and plow through the work. However, the next week might be a lot lighter on assignments, so you can spend more time relaxing than you normally would.
Ask for Help
Our school provides an excellent framework if you're struggling, but I think so many people just accept the fact that they’re struggling and believe themselves to be stupid, without actually trying to get help. Office hours exist for you to use it. As a freshman, I was hesitant to go to office hours because I tricked myself into believing I didn't need it. I felt that I was admitting defeat by asking for help, but I would then get upset when I did badly on a test. This is a normal thought process and cycle of events, but it’s also completely avoidable.
No matter how many times you’ve heard it, I’m going to say it again, because it’s true: Asking for help is not weak. It's humble and smart to understand when you are struggling and realize that you can't fix a problem all on your own. This goes for academic issues, but also for emotional ones too. There are people in this world who care about you and are always willing to help you. Know who those people are, keep them close, and trust that they want the best for you.
Your Teachers are Not Your Enemies
I get it; it’s your first year in high school, and your middle school teachers have just spent the past three years explaining to you that your high school teachers are not going to stand for this mistake or that late assignment. Now, I’m not saying it’s ok to ignore rules and not do work because your teacher will let it fly - it's not ok and they won’t. What I am saying is that if you are a nice person and put in a genuine effort, teachers see and appreciate that. If you are struggling, missed an assignment, or have any questions about your class/grades, your teachers are there to help. You’ll find that most of your teachers are incredibly reasonable and willing to compromise if you are kind and genuine when approaching them.
Op-Ed: School Phone Bans Sweeping the Nation
By Laurel Fox
“These damn kids, always on their phones.”
Once a hackneyed complaint we’d write off and associate with out-of-touch boomers, school boards and state governments across the country are now seriously considering the sentiment. In light of new research providing insight into student cell phone usage, several states have implemented policies designed to restrict phone usage in schools.
A 2023 survey by the Pew Research Center found that 72% of high school teachers believe that phone usage in class is a major problem, and 68% of U.S. adults say that they would support a ban on in-class phone usage for middle and high school students (Pew Research). Over the past several months, many states have been rolling out policies responding to these concerns. These policies range from near-total bans on phones during the school day, such as in California and Florida, to more lenient, voluntary guidelines (essentially suggestions) for how schools should navigate student phone usage, like in Connecticut and Oklahoma (Newsweek). As of right now, New York hasn’t implemented any policies related to in-school phone usage, but that may change in the near future (NBC New York).
I spoke to several students at BHHS looking to hear their perspectives on student phone usage and whether or not they would support a phone ban at school. Senior Emmett Wolland says that “As technology advances, it gets harder and harder to control. I think that to some extent, yeah, phones are harmful, but at this point in life, phones are necessary and we can’t get rid of them.” Wolland raises a point that many people in opposition to phone bans are sympathetic to, which is that the technology is here and it’s not going away. We can try to revert back to a pre-phone time, or we can embrace the educational tools that phones and other kinds of technology have to offer. Teachers often find ways to incorporate phones into class assignments and activities. 31% of Americans who oppose phone bans cite the benefits of phones as a teaching tool as a major reason they don’t support the bans (Pew Research). From one perspective, it's not a bad thing to adapt to the times.
Senior Owen Lee provides a different perspective that “Ultimately, the harm that phones do is too large to ignore.” While it’s possible for phones to be utilized effectively in class, it’s hard to deny the significant negative impact that phones have on developing teens. Beyond being a distraction in school when students are supposed to be focused on learning, it’s no secret that phones—in conjunction with social media—are a big contributor to poor mental health and underdeveloped social skills in teens, meaning they affect nearly every aspect of our lives. Given how ubiquitous phones are in modern society, it’s a real challenge to figure out how to effectively address these problems while also being realistic, as Wolland pointed out. It’s very rare that you meet a high schooler without social media, and it’s basically unheard of (at least where we live) to meet a high schooler without a phone. In a world where having a phone is the standard, we need to learn how to use them responsibly and with self-control. A phone ban that forces students to adapt to living unplugged during the school day may be the way to foster the development of these good habits in young people.
Lee says that he wouldn’t support a full ban on phones at school, but he “would agree with more moderate measures to regulate phone usage.” Based on what I gathered from the students that I spoke with, the general consensus is that they support measures taken by teachers to stop students from using phones in class. Senior Aaron Stein explains, “My math teacher, Mrs. Pellegrino, has us put our phones on a separate table, and if we need them for something we can use them. Otherwise they are not a distraction.” Many teachers at BHHS have policies similar to this one. For example, in a couple of my classes, teachers expect us to keep our phones tucked away in our backpacks rather than on our desks. In another class, my teacher has phone pockets where students place their phones when they enter the classroom. Even without an explicit ban on phones, many teachers have formulated their own classroom policies to stop phones from distracting their students.
In my personal opinion, the problem of phones distracting students in class is just the tip of the iceberg. I think that the problem goes way beyond in-class distraction, and as unpopular as it is, I would support a full ban on phones at school. Being a high school student myself, I see firsthand how entrenched phones have become in students’ daily lives, and I also see the myriad of problems that follow this. It’s as if students no longer know how to function without having access to their phones 24/7, and this extreme overreliance frightens me. As soon as students are granted any kind of downtime in class, they immediately pull out their phones. It’s practically reflexive. It’s not an uncommon sight to walk into a room and observe a sea of heads staring down into phones. This phenomenon, so to speak, is indicative of the fact that we no longer allow ourselves to experience boredom. Young people feel they need to experience constant stimulation, but it’s boredom that enables problem solving, creativity, and curiosity. Boredom pushes us to try new things and step out of our comfort zones, but the instant gratification that comes with our phones prevents us from experiencing this often uncomfortable but necessary feeling.
Along with our general overreliance on phones, it’s my belief that the biggest problem that phones have caused is the deterioration of our social skills. We are currently in the midst of a loneliness epidemic, with people ages 15 to 24 being hit the hardest (npr). This is an issue that’s directly linked to phone usage, and social media more specifically. High school is a pivotal time for the development and refinement of social skills, but having our phones in our back pockets at all times is doing us no favors in this department. I think that if phones were prohibited at school, especially during free time (lunch, office hours, free periods, etc.), students would be forced to socially interact with one another more frequently and on a deeper level.
You can probably relate to the experience of pulling out your phone in a situation where you have no one to talk to. In these situations, our phones give us a feeling of security and protection from the awkwardness of others knowing we are alone. While we feel comforted by our phones in times like these, we aren’t putting ourselves out there and making an effort to form meaningful connections. All too often, we treat our phones as security blankets that ultimately hold us back.
For many people, social interaction today has deteriorated into people coming together just to scroll on their phones while sharing the same physical space. At least in my experience, quality social interaction is a lost art.
One major practical concern over total phone bans is shared by students and parents alike, who worry that they won’t be able to reach each other when necessary during the school day. While this is a reasonable concern, I think we often forget that there existed a time before phones, and people managed just fine. We have become so used to being able to reach one another at the swipe of a finger that we forget that it’s completely feasible to live without this luxury. Even if you’re not old enough to have experienced the ‘90s, remember that if you are currently in high school, you have most likely gone well over half of your life without a phone with no problem. Sure, it might be less convenient for parents and their children to communicate information during the day, but I think the benefits of a phone ban far outweigh the price of these inconveniences. To any helicopter parents losing their minds at the thought of not having tabs on your kid at every waking moment, I promise the world would not come to a screeching halt in this event. In fact, a lot of parents could probably benefit from relaxing and trusting that their kids will be okay at school. These anxiety-ridden parents are, if anything, doing more harm to their children by encouraging bad habits when it comes to phone usage. As The Simpsons aptly put it, “Won’t somebody please think of the children?”
The bottom line is that our education in high school goes beyond what’s explicitly taught in the classroom. We’re not just coming to school to hear about how the events of the French Revolution unfolded or to learn how to write a geometric proof; we are at school to learn skills and build habits that will prepare us for the rest of our lives. As much as we don’t like to admit it, we as high schoolers are still just kids with a lot to learn about how to navigate the world. By instilling in us an awareness and understanding of how to use our phones appropriately and unplug when necessary, schools would be setting us up for future success in both social and professional aspects of our lives.
By Noah Stopnik
Who is the GOAT of basketball? This question has been dwelled on for countless numbers of years. Although there have been many NBA superstars throughout the past six decades, two players seem to stand out the most: Michael Jordan and Lebron James. Both have dominated their NBA eras and were powerhouses of the league. In fact, both players have their own McDonald’s commercial, their own high-performance basketball sneakers, and their own space jam movies. Both of their names immediately appear in your head when you think about the game of basketball. But who’s a better player? In this article, we will be evaluating the careers of both of these athletes and hopefully will find an answer to this difficult question.
Let’s begin with MJ, who many refer to as Black Jesus, His Airness, and even the GOAT. He was born on February 17, 1963, in Brooklyn, New York, to parents Delores and James Jordan. He eventually moved to North Carolina, where he lived for most of his childhood. At the age of 14, he attended Laney High School in Wilmington. Jordan enjoyed playing sports, as his father taught him how to play basketball and baseball at a young age. He started his basketball career as an average junior varsity player in his freshman and sophomore years, but after a large amount of practice, he eventually became a key player on the varsity team. In 1981, Jordan enrolled at the University of North Carolina, where he carried his team through countless victories. In 1982, he scored the winning shot in the NCAA Division 1 championship and was voted NCAA College Player of the Year in 1983 and in 1984.
Starting his career in the NBA, Michael Jordan was drafted third overall pick by the Chicago Bulls in 1984. In his first season, Jordan had an average of 28 points per game and was voted Rookie of the Year. Although he suffered from a brutal injury in his second season, he quickly made a comeback in his third, becoming the first player to score over 3,000 points in a season since Wilt Chamberlain. In that same season, he also was the first player since Wilt Chamberlain to score 50 or more points per game in three consecutive games. In 1990, Jordan led his team to victory and defeated the Los Angeles Lakers, winning the Bulls their first NBA Championship. Jordan went on to win two more championships before his first retirement in 1993. In this year, Jordan left the NBA and decided to pursue baseball in honor of his father who passed away. Michael Jordan played for the Birmingham Barons, which was a minor league affiliate to the Chicago White Sox. In March of 1995, Michael Jordan decided to quit baseball and rejoin the NBA. After his return to the NBA, Jordan went on to win the Bulls three more NBA championships, with the help of teammates Scottie Pippen, Horas Grant, Dennis Rodman, and current coach of the Golden State Warriors, Steve Kerr. In 1999, Jordan joined the Washington Wizards and went on to play for two more seasons, before retiring from the NBA in 2001. Along with Michael Jordan’s 6 NBA Championship rings, he also won 5 league MVP awards in his career, played for Team USA twice during the Summer Olympics, played in 13 all-star games, and won two dunk contests.
Next, we will explore Lebron James, who many know as The King. Lebron was born on December 30, 1984 in Akron, Ohio to mother Gloria James. He quickly grew a love for the game of basketball and was filled with talent. In 1999, Lebron was recruited by St. Vincent High School and played there for all four years of his high school career. He led his team to winning three consecutive Divison III state titles. In his junior year, James was dubbed the “chosen one” by Sports Illustrated and was awarded both Gatorade Player of the Year and PARADE Magazine’s high school basketball player of the year. In his senior year of high school, James averaged 31.8 points per game. In all, Lebron scored 2,657 points, 893 rebounds, and 523 assists in his high school basketball career.
Fresh out of high school, Lebron James was drafted by the Cleveland Cavaliers as a first-round pick in the 2003 NBA draft. In his first season, James averaged 20 points per game and was the youngest player to win the award of Rookie of the Year at the age of 20. The following season, he averaged 27.2 points and became the youngest player in NBA history to score 50 points in a single game. The next year, James led his team to the Eastern Conference Semi-Finals and unfortunately lost. The season after, the Cavs won the Eastern Conference bracket, but unfortunately lost to the Spurs in the NBA finals, after four consecutive games. The following year, Lebron led the Cavs to the semi-finals of the Eastern Conference yet again, but unfortunately lost. In 2010, Lebron became a free agent and joined the Miami Heat in the 2010-2011 season. In that season, Lebron won his first title and beat Oklahoma City Thunder in the NBA Finals with the help of his teammates, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. In the following season, James became the youngest player to score over 20,000 points, exceeding NBA legend, Kobe Bryant. That same season, Lebron’s team won another NBA championship and defeated the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA finals. The next season, the Heat made it to the finals again, but this time, unfortunately, lost to the Spurs. In 2014, Lebron decided that he would be returning to the Cavs. That season, Lebron suffered from a knee injury, but still managed to make it to the NBA finals, with the help of key teammates, Kevin Love and Kyrie Irving. Unfortunately, they lost to the Golden State Warriors. Regardless, Lebron became the first player to make it to five consecutive NBA championships. The next season, Lebron led his team to the finals yet again and this time won, after scoring 41 points in both games five and six and scoring a triple-double in game seven to win the Cavs their first championship in franchise history.
In the following year, James made it to another NBA finals with the Cavs and unfortunately lost to the Golden State Warriors, who were blessed by the new addition to their team, Kevin Durant. The season after that, James led his team to another NBA finals and lost to the Warriors once again. In 2018, James signed with the Los Angeles Lakers and won his 4th NBA championship against the Miami Heat with the help of teammates Anthony Davis and Kyle Kuzma in the 2019-2020 NBA season. Lebron James continues to play for the Lakers today at the age of 39 and is the starting power forward and a leading scorer. Lebron has competed in 10 NBA finals and has 4 NBA championship rings, 2 with the Heat, 1 with the Cavs, and 1 with the Lakers. He is one of the only players that made it to 8 consecutive NBA finals. Additionally, James has participated in 20 all-star games during his career and is the leading scorer of all time in NBA history, with over 40,000 points. James also has earned 4 league MVPs in his career.
At the end of the day, both Lebron James and Michael Jordan played in completely different eras, making it physically impossible to determine who was better. Lebron fans may provide the point that James has many more NBA finals appearances than Jordan and that he is the leading scorer of all time, making him the best player to ever touch the court. They may also say that the current NBA is a tougher league to play in with more athleticism and skill, making his achievements more significant. However, Jordan fans may argue that Jordan set the stage for a higher level of basketball with his insane winning mentality. He also won two more championships than Lebron James and has won all six of the NBA Championships that he has played in. Regardless, both players are amazing athletes and have completely revolutionized the game of basketball. The NBA would not be the same without players like Michael Jordan and Lebron James; it simply would not be as competitive or as thrilling to watch. Both players are ruthless on the court and have proven that basketball isn’t just a physical game, but a mindset. Nonetheless, if we are going to judge them based on sneakers and space jam movies, I’m going to have to side with Mike. Nothing can defeat the old Tune Squad and a classic pair of Air Jordan 1s.