Thinking of puns

After reading previous pages, you probably want to go out into the world armed with tons and tons of puns. But where do you start? The answer is quite simple.

A: You don't. The best puns come in time. You can't "think of a pun" if you're trying. "A watched pot never boils." A pun comes naturally. If you're lucky, pun might come right when you need 'em. Other times, they come when nobody is around to hear, and you have to wait to use it. The more you think, the worse the puns are. Puns need to be no-brainer to be functional. Puns are born when you aren't thinking 'pun.'