Mail Myself to You

I’m a-gonna wrap myself in paper

I’m gonna dab myself with glue

Stick some stamps on top of my head

I’m gonna mail myself to you

When you see me in your mailbox

Cut the string and let me out

Wash the glue off my fingers

Stick some bubble gum in my mouth

(“Sample”)

Bubble gum, bubble gum

Lots of fun with my bubble gum

(blow up bubble then clap!)

FAST

I’m a-gonna wrap myself in paper

I’m gonna dab myself with glue

Stick some stamps on top of my head

I’m gonna mail myself to you

SLOW

Take me out of my wrapping paper

Wash the stamps off my head

Pour me full of ice cream sodies (thank you)

Tuck me in my nice warm bed (snore)

FAST

I’m a-gonna wrap myself in paper

I’m gonna dab myself with glue

Stick some stamps on top of my head

I’m gonna mail myself to you