Funny little cat
Don’t know where she’s at
There’s a freaky little feline stirring
And she’s not up for a chat
Freaky little feline whipping up a storm
She’s barging in your homes, she’s trying to keep warm
Freaky little feline looking for some food
Lock up the doors or she’s bound to intrude
She smells something cooking and she’s ready to attack
This chunky little creature will do anything for a snack
She will stop at nothing, and before you know it
She’s running off with the six-pack
Freaky little feline whipping up a storm
She’s barging in your homes, she’s trying to keep warm
Freaky little feline looking for some food
Lock up the doors or she’s bound to intrude
After a hard day’s work, she lays down to rest
Fat little feline went on an ambitious food stealing quest
Not sure what she’ll do once the sun is back up
But she won’t stop ‘til the whole town thinks she’s a pest
Standing by the window, doing a funny song and dance
A round little bird standing in the corner of your glance
Enjoying the day, the little chick
Planned on raiding the nearest picnic
Round little bird
It looks so absurd
Such a fat little thing
All it does is eat and sing
Singing with a round little beak
With feathers so sleek
Looks so healthy, you’d think it’s had enough to eat
But give it all your food or it will shriek
Round little bird
It looks so absurd
Such a fat little thing
All it does is eat and sing
Looks so funny when it tries to fly
And has a pair of little brown eyes
There’s no other bird it can’t outsize
Cause it will dive on you just for your fries