What - H4 #xxxx

When - Sunday 1 December, 2019 - 1400h

Hares - Bum Boy & Pecker Shaker

Where -

OnoN - There and Then With Worst and Broodjes

How to get there - Many options, open the map

What - #2080 - The Old Abandoned House

When - Sunday 24 November, 2019 - 1400h

HoofdSinterHaas - Spank-Me-Piet

HulpSinterHaas - Dead-O'Piet

DeputyHulpSinterHaas - Piet's Dream

Where - Corner BezuidenhoutseWeg and Laan van Nieuw Oost Indie - Bag drop at the old abandoned house

OnoN - The Old Abandoned House - We are tearing the place down and there will be Chinese takaway as well.

Good to know - Yes, he sold and abandoned his house. Be there! and say goodbye to the place we had so many on afters and fancy dinners and dancing and circles and more. Bag drop !

If there will be food - There will be a Pink Panter

How to get there from CS - walk 13 minutes

What - H4 #2079 - The Auld Loanin Road Run

When - Sunday 17 November, 2019 - 1400h

Hare - Dead O'Fart

Where - De Savornin Lohman Plein

OnoN - Probably !

Good to know - Yes !

How to get there - Tram 3 from CS

What - H4 #2078 - Bold Balls Replacement

When - Sunday 10 November, 2019 - 1400hrs

Hare - Sir Bold Fokker (not the Ballses)

Where - Landgoed "De Horsten"

OnoN - Perhaps

Good to know - This is the estate where King Alex and Queen Max + tripleA's used to live. They moved to a proper palace early this year. Little to no chance we run into them.

What - H4 #2077 - State Of The Art - Bring Your Card

When - Sunday 3 November, 2019 - 1400hrs

Hare - Double Whopper

Where - Voorburg Train Station

OnoN - Brewery "De Kompaan"

You can get there by train

What - H4 #2076 - Run or PubCrawl ? - Probably yes

When - Thursday 31 October, 2019 - 1900hrs

Hare - Logover (and a handfull of assistents)

Where - PlayGround Ary van der SpuyWeg (probably)

Why - Because the shortest way to get there is similar to an attempt at jingsting a Chrono-Synclastic Infundibilated Triticum Niloticus on a drowsy Tuesday Morning during the early dark ages, somewhere in the North-West of continental Europe

Good to know - You are supposed to be at your scariest today

What - H4-#2075 - Burn That Bridge ! It Is Hampering Heineken.

When - Sunday 27 October, 1400 hrs

Hare - WebFucker

Where - Boskoop Brewery

OnOn - With Food and HomeBrew

Good to know - The infamous Boskoop Bridge is out of order and hampers Heineken in distributing its yellow liquid they call beer. WebFucker decided that there is no other option then to brew some himself.

How to get there from The Hague CS -

• Train+bus to Boskoop Station + 17 minute walk to Burgemeester Colijnstraat 179

• By car - Note that the bridge is out of order!

What - H4 #2074 - What The ...... Mug

When - Sunday 20 October, 1400 hrs

Hare - Lord BromFiets

Where - Halfway Cremerweg

Good to know - Yes, there is a mug, look at it

How to get there from CS - Tram 9 for 7 stops and walk a bit

What - H4 #2073 followed by FILTH #152

When - Sunday 13 October, 1400 hrs

Where - Chez Moore Dirt

RSVP - If you want to be fed - Yes, use this form.

Good to know - There is enough beer for the beerstops and circles. But bring some wine to gulp down the meal.

Hare - KissyFace

What - H4 #2072

When - Sunday 6 October, 1400h

Why - Because

Where - Haagsche Rugby Club

OnOn - Haagsche Rugby Club Tennis club de Aeronauten

Good to know - This may be the first October run, but it is the second of this Winter season.

How to get there from The Hague CS

-or- Bus 20 (Duinzicht)

-or- Rent an ov-fiets and cycle 17 minutes

Hare - 3rd World Kiddy Fiddler and Chucker Fucker

What - Run 2071

When - Sunday 29 September, 1400h

Why - They were looking for crash space and found it.

Where - Voorburg Train Station

OnOn - Kompaan Brewery

Good to know - The sun comes up in the East

Hare - WebFucker

What - Run 2070

When - Wednesday 25 September, 1900h

Why - Because

iWhere - Hubertus viaduct

OnOn - Sherlocks

Good to know - Bring a Torch

What - Dan's run #176 - HagueHash run #2069

When - Wednesday 18 September - 1850hrs

Where - Peace Palace (in front of)

Good to know - The trail starts at the Peace Palace and ends near the playground Ary vd Spruijweg.

Hare - Logover

Good to know - It's a Red Dress Run for charity

Hare - Neptunus

What - Run 2068

When - Wednesday 11 September, 1900h

Why - Because

Where - De EerensPlein

OnOn - Cafe Animo

Good to know - This is not a prelube for Friday13th

How to get there - Bus 24 takes 10 mins

Or rent an ov-fiets at the train station

Haan - Ban The Cock

What - Run 2067

When - Wednesday 04 August, 1900h

Why - Because

Where - Station MariaHoeve

OnOn - Perhaps

Good to know - Huh !?

Hare - Pussies On Top

What - Run 2066

When - Wednesday 28 August, 1900h

Why - Because there are far too many cars

Where - Parking Metrostation Nootdorp

OnOn - Sportscafe Dijkje,

Good to know - To the OnOn is about 1.5kms

How to get there - Take metro to Rotterdam

Hare - PlayTex

What - Run 2065

When - Wednesday 21 August, 1900h

Why - Because

Where - De Savornin Lohman Plein

OnOn - Cafe Hollandaise

Hare - EdiBalls and CheeseBalls

What - Run 2064

When - Wednesday 14 August, 1900h

Why - Because they kicked the Dutch out, but it took the Dutch till 1949 before they got the message

Where - Halfway Cremerweg - Westbroekpark

OnOn - Wonderful run & Terrific Food & Superb Company a casa di Balls ==all meal tickets gone, sorry==RSVP==

Hare - WebFucker

What - Run 2061

When - Wednesday 7 August, 1900h

Why - Because we are going to have Hot Dogs as well as some Salad and Beer plus Softies to celebrate that the Processionary Caterpillar nastiness is over. They switched to being Butt Ugly Butterflies now and laying their Eggs to pester us next year.

Where - Delftse Hout - Parking 7

OnOn - There and then!

Stand-in Hare - Dead O'Fart

What - Run 2060

When - Wednesday 31 July, 1900h

Where - Carpark Zandvoortselaan

- Kijkduin - In the back - On the right

OnOn - Yes ?

Why - Because Virgin's Dream took his Nee to Thailand. Good recovery Nee!

Hare - Sir Bold Fokker

What - Run 2059

When - Wednesday 24 July, 1900h

Where - parking Museum Voorlinden

OnOn - More Cool Beer!

Good to Know - The nearest bus stop is still an 18 minute walk away - If you come by car, pick up any hashers trying to get there on foot.

Hare - Pussies On Top

What - Run 2058

When - Wednesday 17 July, 1900h

Where - Chez Sjaak

OnOn - There and Then with food and booze

How to get there: Tram 15 from The Hague Central all the way to the end and then a 5 minute walk. By car, park at the entrance of the Meeuwenbeemd.

Hare - Double Whopper

What - Run 2057

When - Wednesday 10 July, 1900h

Where - Delftse Hout - P7

OnOn - Huh!?

Hare - Neptunus

What - Run 2056

When - Wednesday 03 July, 1900 hrs

Where - Hash Museum - v Oudheusdenlaan 3

OnOn - Yes ! NL playing semi-final against Sweden. Neptunus will have to accommodate us or else ............

Hare - LogOver

What - Run 2055

When - Wednesday 26 June, 1900 hrs

Where - The usual Ary vd Spuy Children's Playground

OnOn - The Usual As Well ?

Good to Know - Keep your children away from the playground coming Wednesday. Weird people hanging round there that evening.

Hare - Sir Bold Fokker

What - Run 2054

When - Wednesday 19 June, 1900 hrs

Where - parking Museum Voorlinden

OnOn -

Good to Know - The nearest bus stop is still an 18 minute walk away - If you come by car, pick up any hashers trying to get there on foot.

Hare - DiscoKid and Lord Bromfiets

What - Run 2053

When - Wednesday 12 June, 1900 hrs

Where - De Uithof - last parking place - Jaap EdenWeg 2

OnOn - Yes!

Good to Know - The hares do not want anyone to see us drink beer. Don't drink beer then or bring a brown paper bag. Duh!

Hare - Ban the Cock and Spank Me but without DoubleDutchMountain

What - Run 2052

When - Wednesday 5 June, 1900 hrs

Where - Parking behind and/or next to Club Westwood - Laan van Poot 7. 2566EV

OnOn - The hares decided to keep this a secret till the very last moment.

Hare - WebFucker and Layher

What - Run 2051

When - Wednesday 29 May, 1900 hrs

Where - Parking Machiel Vrijenhoeklaan

Good to know - Layher is actually haring, come and see how that works out. After this, we probably won't accept a broken hip as an excuse for not setting a trail any more.

OnOn - TBA .. who the f*ck is T.B.A!? Is it a pub!?

What - Run 2050

When - Wednesday 22 May, 1900 hrs

BrokenHipReplacement* - CheeseBalls

Where - Raamweg / Wassenaarseweg intersection

Why - Because children are allowed on leash and dogs are welcome, if they can walk approx. 5 kilometers. In any case, the trail is stroller-friendly.

OnOn - TBA

Hare - CheeseBalls

What - Run 2049

When - Wednesday 15 May, 1900 hrs

Where - Raamweg / Wassenaarseweg intersection

Hare - Bold Fokker

What - Run 2048

When - Wednesday 8 May, 1900 hrs

Where - Hubertus Viaduct

Good to know - This is run 1000 for Bold Fokker

OnOn - Ajax is playing the return against the Spurs this evening (Ajax is 1:0 ahead) to reach the Champions League Final (Soccer, you might have heard about it). The other finalist is Liverpool with Van Dijk and Wijnaldum. We watch the game at Sherlock's after the run

When - Wednesday 1 May, 1900 hrs

What - Run 2047

Hare - Playtex

Good to know - It is International Labour Day. Pensionados walk the path of shame, set the trail, do the checks and pour the beer, but ... only if you wear something red ... and have practiced on "L'internationale"

Where - Westlandse Rugby Club - WRC Te Werve RUFC, Beresteinlaan 52, 2542 KC Den Haag

OnOn - There and Then

How to get there - By public transport, car, bicycle, ask Neptunus or any other way

Why - This run serves only one purpose, to get some beers at the Fox afterwards to discuss Easter activities.

Good to know - This is the EasterBunny-run, bring yours ears!

Where - Voorburg Train Station

How to get there - Ehhhhh, by train perhaps?

What - Run 2043

Hare - Lord BromFiets

When - Wednesday 10 April, 1900 hrs

Where - Hubertus Viaduct - KoninginneGracht

How to get there - On your own bromfiets.

• From Central Station - Walk for 30 minutes - Or rent an ov-fiets and cycle for 12 minutes - Or take tram 9-Riouwstraat

What - Run 2042

Hare - KissyFace & Neptunus

When - Wednesday 3 April, 1900 hrs

Why - Because we are on Summertime

Where - Tennispark van Hogenhoucklaan 35, 2596 TA Den Haag

Good to know - Parking is free but a tosti is going to cost ye.

How to get there - Friendly suggestion - rent an ov-fiets at the train station and cycle 2.5 km = 10 minutes

What - Run 2041

Hare - Logover

When - Sunday 31 March, 1400 hrs

Where - Vlaskamp - Opposite police station & British school & swimming pool

Good to know - Clocks spring forward 1 hour so an early start for us all

How to get there - Bus 24 stops right there top of Theresiastraat from CS.

Why - Sometimes, dreams come true. But not very often.

What - Run 2040

Hare - RabC

When - 24 March, 2019 - 1400 hrs

Why - Nobody has been arrested yet this year

Where - Trouble Paradise - V Berwaerdeweg 3

Good to know - The city government decided to get everyone a "get out of trouble free" card. Only valid for today

Friendly suggestion - Start getting into trouble on your way to the hash, you get the most out of it that way

How to get there - Bus 20 (Oostduinlaan + 2 min walk) or rent an OV-fiets and cycle for 13 minutes

What - Run 2039

Hare - Dead O' Fart

When - Sunday, March 17, 1400 hrs

Why - It is St Patrick's Day! You Dummy!

Where - At the start of the rainbow (which happens to coincide with the Pavilion Pancake House at the Malieveld).

Friendly suggestion - Get drunk in advance, beer you find at the end of a rainbow is leprechaun beer. It returns to its bottle the instant you try to swallow. Rumors are that wearing green -might- help. But would you trust a Leprechaun?

How to get there from CS - Walking for 500 meters towards tho sea seems to be the best option for today.

What - run 2038

Hares - The Balls Family

When - Sunday. March 10, 1400h

Why - Because some of us need some. We will discuss after the run at Restaurant Runners, Van Hogenhoucklaan 168.

Where - Parking area Oude Waalsdorperweg

Good to know - Ehhhhhh, don´t know what to say here

How to get there from CS - Friendly suggestion, rent an ov-fiets at the train station and cycle for 17 minutes (=4.5 km)

What - run 2037a

Hares - Neptunus

When - Sunday. March 3, 1400h

Why - So we can avoid Carnaval and leave true fun up to the Amsterdamned

Where -parking Bosjes van Pex at the Wildhoeflaan

Good to know - No need to dress up

How to get there from CS - just a friendly suggestion, rent an ov-fiets and cycle for half an hour. Or take tram 3

What - A-H3 run 1307 and TheH4 run 2037

Hares - Just The Tip and Pink Panter plus Opee on the Sunday

When - Saturday. March 2, 1600h and Sunday 3 March at an appropriate time

Why - So we can have food afterwards (Just the tip is cooking genuine Chinese - no takeaway) then dress up to get into town for Carnaval and TTLTH (take the last train home) OR join the Pyama Party if you want. (we do brunch and Opee volunteers to set a hangover trail) and/or on top of that watch the Carnaval parade - dress warm, it will get cold watching the parade, it always does.

Where - A Casa Di Pink Panter - Anna Paulownahof 161 - 5038VX Tilburg

Good to know - Just the Tip is cooking genuine Chinese Food - No takeaway stuff

Also good to know - Do dress up. You look ridiculous if you are not dressed up as something ridiculous.

How to get there - By train! plus a 15 minute leisurely strawl to Chez PP (or rent an ov-fiets at the train station)

RSVP - YES! Let us know you are coming

What - Run 2036

Hare - Biggus Dickus and Pecker Shaker

When - Sunday, February 24, 1400h

Why - Because RabC could not make it today - Therefore we go to Halve Maan afterwards

Where - PiramidePlein 5, Rijswijk

Friendly advise - Come by train

What - Run 2034

Hare - WebFucker

When - Sunday, February 10, 1400h

Good to know - This is probably an A-to-B run. But getting your car or bicycle from the train station to Chez WebFucker is generally well arranged.

Fucker, where hot food and cold beers will be ready. Being, at present, Boskoop's only active brewery, you will be forced to drink Web Fucker's home brews. Curious? Check this for the available beers. Even more curious how you would look before and after Web Fucker's beers? Check out the photos from run 1973

Where - Station Boskoop Snijdelwijk - Does this mean we are avoiding the rush hour at Boskoop Central? Finalmente!

How to get there - By Train !

Why - So we can have the Circle and On On at Chez Web

What - Run 2035

Hare - Bold Fokker

When - Sunday, February 17, 1400h

Why - Because Bold Fokker Says So

Where - Parking at the Menkenlaan, Wassenaar

How to get there - Friendly suggestion, rent an ov-fiets at the train station and cycle 7.5 km = 30 minutes

The farewell ceremony will take place on Saturday, 26 January at 12:45 in the Boerhave auditorium of crematorium Rhijnhof, Laan te Rhijnhof 10 in Leiden.

Instead of flowers, a donation to the Hersenstichting is very welcome. Bank no. NL18 INGB 0000 000 860 - Correspondence: Prinses Beatrixlaan 27, 2341 TV Oegstgeest.

Part of Home Brew's Last Will: The hash singing swing low! (Without the vulgar gestures I guess). So practice please!!

Run - 2033

Hare - SpankMe

When - Sunday, February 3, 1400h

Why - Because we need a reason To-Feel-At-Home

Where - On the Eastern side of Central station

How to get there - Just walk 50 metres out through the exit doors toward the Hotel Babylon direction and that's the meeting spot.

Good to know - No free parking and perhaps no bagdrop, so bring what you need in your daypack.

Run - 2032

Hare - RabC

When - Sunday 27 January

Good to know - RabC has been lured into hosting this event. We are looking for volunteers to do the cooking. There is beer to be bought (and whiners to be served). Plates, cutlery to be arranged. And so on and so forth. It might actually work out. WE NEED NUMBERS and it will cost ye a whoppng €5 on top of the regular run fee !

Where - RabC palazo - Van Berwaerdeweg 3,

How To Get There - Friendly suggestion - Rent an OV-fiets at the train station for €3.85 and cycle 10 minutes.

Run - 2031

Hare - Playtex

When - Sunday, January 20, 1400h

Why - What else ToDoToDay

Where - the car park at the Zandvoortselaan in Kijkduin (Den Haag). At the back, on the right

How to get there - friendly suggestion, rent an OV-fiets for €3.85 and cycle for 10 km

Run - 2030

Hares - BanTheCock without DoubleDutchMountain

When - Sunday, January 13, 1400h

Why - So we can go to the Prael Brewery afterwards - Esperantoplein 20

Where - Brouwerij De Prael - Parking next to the brewery

Friendly suggestion - Rent an OV-fiets at the train station and cycle for 15 minutes = 3 km

Run - 2019

Hare - LogOver

When - Sunday, January 6, 1400h

Why - So we can go to Sherlock's afterwards

Where - Madurodam

Friendly suggestion - Rent an ov-fiets at the train station and cycle for 7 minutes