Weird Mods

1992 Safari Van - Runs Great. Looks ...strange - $250 (St.Petersburg)

So I just purchased a warehouse, and to my surprise, guess what was hidden under the giant dropcloth? I thought it was industrial shelving. Its a huge happy penis van. It runs and drives great. I just took it for a spin around the complex, but I actually got stopped by the Kenneth City police and was told that I was not allowed to drive around with a giant dick on my van. My boyfriend loves it, but I really need to get rid of this thing. I'm asking $250 or trade for large industrial shelving. I feel that its a small prce to pay for for this original artwork. Gay or bi-cusrious men get first preference...I might trade it for a little of your time. Who knows? Call me(or my boyfriend)!