PICKLE PAGE
Inspired by Graham 10.26.2020
Graham wrote a pickle poem yesterday that took us where no man or woman has ever gone before:
our official Pickle Page.
The Nickle in the Pickle
Once there was a dude named Bobby.
He sold some pickles for some awesome nickels.
He lost his favorite, shiny nickel,
(most likely in a pickle!)
How did Bobby lose his nickel, you ask?
Bobby had his nickel in a shelf,
The shelf was outside,
The nickel fell,
Into a bucket of pickles.
Or that is a least just what Bobby thinks.
Then, someone came by to buy a pickle.
His name was Colin.
He snatched a pickle,
Not bothering to pay,
But yes, looking for a nickel.
He just ate the pickle and-
Choked on something.(?)
A nickel.
The he one, the only,
The special
Nickel that Bobby lost.
Colin paid with the nickel,
And Bobby said “Thank you,”,
And Bobby also said “You can have as many pickles as you want, without paying nickels.”.
Bobby was excited.
Colin was a little confused,
Then he understood the whole thing.
That was Bobby’s favorite nickel.
Or was it?...
-Bobby.
-Head Out-Of-Hander Emmel
-Jackson R 10.27.2020
-Deklan 10.27.2020
-Kyson 10.27.2020
-Lulie Mae 10.29.2020
-Bobby 10.27.2020
Little, little slimy pickleMake sure all the juices tickleIf the juices do not trickleThen I’m sure it's the wrong pickle.
-Lulie Mae 10.27.2020
-Lulie Mae 10.27.2020
Once I had a shiny nickelSo I bought a slimy pickleDown my arm the juice did trickleI laughed because the juices tickled.
I lickled the slimy juice that trickledDown my arm from that wet pickleIt took most of a whole half hourTo lick the juice that was quite sour
That taste stayed with me many daysMarch, April, and most in MayUntil a strange occurrence happenedThe rains came down and they did dampen
The seeds I bought for just a nickelI’m growing yet another pickle.
-Emmel 10.27.2020
Pickle, pickle you’re so tartI love you with my soul and heartYour sour taste makes my lips curlYou’re good for boys and good for girls.
-Emmel 10.27.2020
I bought a pickle jarWith the money from the carI laughed as the juices tickled and trickled down my armThen I bought some pickled seedsThat came from pickle trees I took a pickle out of the jar and what I saw blew my carThe pickle was a mini pickle !I stomped as the juice trickled.
-Lulie Mae 10.27.2020
-Charley 10.27.2020
I had a pickle shopAnd had 1,000 nickels instead of pickles in my pickle patchNow, I will buy some pickley seeds and grow pickleswhere are the seeds?They are all gone! Now what a pickle pickastorphe.
-Bobby 10.29.2020
-Jackson R 10.29.2020
-Colin 10.30.2020
-Charley 10.30.2020