Leek Ideas

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• • team of teachers assigned to patrol hallways for wandering students (Grace)

  • Science creates tissue so soft "it's like sneezing into a cloud"

  • new vista ultimate team spots UFO(Alison)

  • New Vista to lay off students (Gianna)

  • New Vista Ultimate team wins New Vista ultimate championship   (Jasper)

  • Pfouts misuses a comma, apocalypses begins.   

  • Student not cuckoo vor Coco-Puffs (Grant) 

  • New Vista Quidditch Team Advances to National Tournament (Jasper) 

  • John Elway in the Boiler Room, (Sports Charter Group) 

• New Vista Smartest School in the Nation with 2.7 GPA

• New Vista to Replace Students and/or teachers with robots 

• New study, New Vista lives under a rock 

• Monopoly iron spends another lonely night on mortgaged Baltic

  • Fake Headlines & Links to Check Out:\

  • Leek students mistake ideas page for Facebook (Alex)

  • Pfouts' room smells oddly like a rec center, what is he hiding?

  • CAP brings memories and Giardia back from the wilderness.

• Sage's link about UFO's in Denver

  • Ask Horse_ebooks (Tizri's got one done but this could be a regular feature?) Pfouts says yes

  • Is Kirk Santa's brother? Our Panel of experts debate.

  • New Vista Bubble to protect from Global Warming.

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• New Vista outsourcing troublesome students to China

• New study, cafeteria cheese to bad for even mice

• Rhino living in boiler room gores students wandering the halls during class

• New Vista to cut all academics and athletics by 2025

• Marco's clown background, has many questioning his teaching ability

• Student walks into class late, no one cares

• New Teachers & Isabelle "can't believe they have to work with these freaks: then they list off catch phrases and quirky traits

  • (Next issue student teachers say the same about new teachers) Martin, Beth, Loren

  • New Vista to replace cookie Friday with "Not Cookie Friday" 

  • New Vistians "too cool for sports"

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  • First reported fatality from Bieber Fever

  • Bieber replaced by overgrown beaver

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• The Leek tried to cover up story, The Leek reports

• How to photograph your food properly

• carpooling migratory birds

• how to not be a hipster

• arrested for taking a leek

• Lack of tissues, leading to the New Vista apocalypse?? (Melissa)

• New Advisory Olympics event. Podulating (Quill claims)

• Global accent change (from global climate change)

• Teacher Catch Phrases, Quirky Traits Story Ideas

• Students discovered of creating fake advisory for the last two years. 

• Who is REALLY paying for your Free Cookies every Friday

• Mike: "Do I smell texting" "Don't jump on moving trains"

• Marco:"Scum of the Earth" Marco "Make Good Choices"

• Anissa: "thingy dingy" "her new laptop"

  • Ed:

  • Tas:

  • Kate: takes on Tizri as an Apprentice. (TIZRI CLAIMS)  

  • Diane:

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  • Vanessa:

  • Linda:

  • Kara:

  • Kate:

  • Alex:

  • Hunter:

  • Rob:

• Andy: sets yogurt record

• Susie:

• Kim:

• Ed gets run over by an ox

  • Mike (Science)

  • Student tecahers:

• Kirk: High school principal or Star trek space captain (QUILL CLAIMS)

• Ivette

• Joe - 

  • Cafeteria food actually brain boosting serums. Side effects include squeaky wall fatigue, ditching advisory check in, and impatience for hallway blockers

• Source of mysterious clanking noise found to be atomic mechanical rats mating

• New Vista dubbed as second best environmentally conscious school; panic ensues

• Washed Up Teen Wolf Makes One Last Attempt At Successful Basketball Carreer

• Barack Obama shoots down pro business legislation like clay pigeons

• Rhianna thought that it was a sign to 'shine bright like a diamond' when the power went out at the super bowl

• Cookie C-Team cracks down on students, detention on the rise

• Slow drivers creating accidents left and right (Melissa)

• Something about horse meat being found in IKEA's meatballs ELI

• New Vista Student Reads Leek: “You call this a newspaper? This is a joke.”

• New vista Student Makes Paper Airplane, Doesn’t Meet Safety Guidelines

• (Some band) wins Almost-Best Album of the Year Award

Crossword Clues

Old Ideas Page

Standardized Test Comics 

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Student best at filling in circles with a #2 pencil

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Pictures that could lead to stories

TCAP Ideas:

• http://www.highlights.com/media/pdf-hfcsite-prod/HFC8sample.pdf

• http://connectthedots.aldoshoes.com/

• New Vista conforms for month due to cosmic anomaly, TCAP

• Great Moments in TCAP History

• The men and women who grade the CSAP

• Why this page is left blank

• Student receives ticket for running stop sign

• Protractor uses

• Student sells rulers on eBay (Peter)

• TCAP Scandals

• How different high school "Celebrate TCAP"

• Leek voted best News Paper in NVHS

• Student Takes a bath with the water on

• Student fills in TCAP bubble all the way (Jasper Claims)

• Student left behind in No Child Left Behind Program.

• how to make a mask 

• how to turn your protractor into a hat 

• find the pictures in a bigger picture 

• riddles (TCAP related) 

• Find the differences

• change TCAP to C-RAP (Colorado Regional Assessment Program)

• TCAP reading changes student life (Melissa) 

• multiple choice answers will now be one choice

• #1 Pencil Quill claims

• not allowed to draw in the books

• Dont mark on this Page

  • Seniors have to take it

• practice problems

  • Scandal about people cheating 

  • TCAP replaces with Sudoku real test of intelligence

  • TCAP introduces new art section

  •  TCAP introduces mindfulness yoga and Mate section

  • student uses TCAP checklist to proofread essay

  • Proctor accidentally mispronounces TCAP as TCRAP. 

  • TCAP actually teaches a student something.

  • Special TCAP pencils introduced

  • Leave your final choice unshaded

  • stomach pumper and emergency unit at New Vista for TCAPS

  • New Vista supplies us with 12 goldfish each for special nutritious TCAP breakfast

  • Student fills in everything but the bubbles, is deemed a genius (claimed)

  • The life of a test proctor (Alex)

  • do not mark in this booklet 

  • Free TCAP breakfasts aren't worth waking up to go do the TCAP (Kandy claims this)

Proctor repeats question with slightly different tonal inflection, now makes sense to student.