Crossword Clues

Holiday Themed Crossword

Across

1. Santa's favorite helper

2. Rudolph's third cousin

3. Rhymes with "egg nog"

4. Frosty's pet cat 

5. Writer of the 1990's rap single "Deck The Smalls"

6. Menorah inventor 

7. Year caroling was invented

8. Correct spelling of Hanukkah  

Down

1. Heat Miser Song

2. Ralphie put his eye out

3. It's a Wonderful _______

4. Black Friday Riot

5. Rhymes with "greg dog"

6. Stocking Fillers

7. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Candy Canes 

9. Santa's thoughts on killing trees for Christmas

TCAP Crossword

Let's do a real crossword with silly or satirical clues relating to TCAP

list them below

clue = answer

•  When students start taking TCAP = third

• The month TCAP happens = March

• What Kirk wants you to do on this = kick ass

• Make your mark heavy and _______ = dark

• You have ___ minute left = one

• We ______ = should

Words for Word Search

words we give them

• Disturbance

• al

• testing

• transitional

• colorado

• assessment

• program

• Proficient

• a

• antidisestablishmentarianism

• prestidigitation 

• amalgamation

• numbertwopencil

• stopwhenyouseethestopsign

• bathroom

• doyourbestsowecanseehowwellyou

words without clues

• • TCRAP

  • thissux

  • LMFAO

• wordsearch

• kirkquitter

• weshould

  • WTF

  • Yourenotverygoodatthis

Every issue has a fake crossword puzzle with ridiculous clues that make no sense and could never work with the puzzle we put on the page.

Click edit page and add to the list.  

Below you can contribute to the next issue's crossword.

smell of victory

if you like it then you should have put a ____ ring on it

"________________ ______ ____, damm," - Ray Lewis

why did the chicken cross the road

"I better go ___ my ____"

The second word from Across #9 (make it a blank)

The longest word you can type using only your left hand

You know you've always wanted to be a _____ star.

Down

1. Manti T'eo's girlfriend

2. Taylor Swift's current boyfriend 

3. Whoomp there it is

4. Sincere flattery

5. "______ blank"

6. Obscure political reference

7. 50 Shades Of _______ Anatomy

8. Religious item commonly used as firewood

9. You might feed this to an infant

10. 0110100001101001

11. taste of defeat

12. the square root of -9

    1. ________

Across

1. Lance Armstrong's Kleenex contract amount

2. Woo Flung Poo

3. Better Ingredients, better pizza

4. French Flies

5. Unread spam in your inbox

6. Who would you give a coffin?

7. Romney's catchphrase

8. Go                 yourself

9. tastes like purple

   1. do you even___ bro?

   2. narwals

   3. "if you say justin beiber one more time i will _____ you

Here are some examples.

Down

• 1. Make way for _ _ _   _ _ _ protests.

  2. Feelings are this color

  3. Two, To, Too, ____

  4. Ffffuuuu...

  5. "Yeah, I'll have the minestrone" - ________

  6. __________: the same mustard as before.

  7. Does the name _______ ring a bell?

  8. If you don't pay your exorcist , you'll get_________.

  9. Last note of Scherzo No. 9

  10. Feel free to _________

  11. Red onions

  12. More likely

  13. 0x000000004e

  14. Marin Luther's 94th thesis

  15. Therefore, spoon

  16. Subvert adverts

  17. Basement casement

  18. My flagella  brings all the boys to the _________

  19. Be if not but never without which?

  20. Yellow? Discuss. 

  21. Like 11 push-ups 

  22. Something that inexplicably reminds you of cows

  23. What you were going to say, but with more cowbell

Across

• 1. "I speak for the fleas!"

  2. Thomas Theodore Wallace Jr.

  3. Uninflammable

  4. The very model of a modern minor general

  5. Is the answer to this clue "No"?

1. Sic semper fatuis

   1. Note: this means "Thus always to idiots". It is a perversion of what John Wilkes Booth said after shooting Lincoln.

   2. I built that

   3. Elbonian choke hold

   4. Can't find _________

   5. What time is it?

   6. Can't Dutch this

   7. Radio Comptrolled

   8. Cigar pet

   9. Ask and ye shall percieve

   10. Tough and tasteless

   11. Quicksilver, slowgold

   12. When in worry when doubt run in circles scream and ______