found playing the lute on the sunky g with a garden gnome; has been a part of I.T. ever since

[Cooper Cole could not be reached for comment]

WANTED in 24 U.S. States, EXILED from over 30 Countries, and BANNED from every single Olympic event except Badminton, Will (real name protected) has graciously come out of hiding to offer his talents to Improvisational Theater. Outside of 'prov you can find him drinking copious amounts of Sadler milk, studying it up in the Philosophy Library, or feeding stray cats his chocolate coffee ice cream from the Vanderwende Farm Creamery.

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“Charlotte once saved a cat from a burning building” true story.

Elias Mitrokostas has been doing improv since his sophomore year of high school and making shit up since well before then. He loves the ocean, studying marine science, being in AEPi, spending time with his friends, showering, being funny, attempting to be funny, and giving speeches. Despite popular belief, he is NOT Brandon Stobie.

Two legs, two arms, two feet, two hands, two eyes, two eye brows, two ears, two thumbs, two middle fingers, two pinky toes, two ankles, two lungs, two kidneys, two lasagnas in stomach. ONE nose. Coincidence? Do you smell that? Somebody farted-farted-farted-farted….

She's a short, sexy diva. 😋

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