I had a pig his name was Sam
Sunday he was bacon Monday he was ham
Grinding my ka-bar in the barn
While my donkey runs the farm
I had a steer (can be replaced with cow) his name was Jake
Tuesday he was burgers Wednesday he was steak
Grinding my ka-bar in the barn
While my donkey runs the farm
Got two roosters named Larry and Lee
One's going to Church's the other KFC
Grinding my ka-bar in the barn
While my donkey runs the farm
I have a lamb and a couple of sheep
Gonna have gyros but mutton ain't cheap