Hide your pot pie, because Cartman's coming for it! He's big, he's bad, and he hasn't eaten in five minutes. Tell your your grandmother to watch her back when she's going to buy Snacky Cakes: Cartman's going to get her! He may be short and chubby, but he's fast! He bumps into stuff so much, he has already broken 5 glass vases this week! Stay safe, and watch out for Cartman. 

Sincerely, 

Brayden J. & Dylan L.