Biff Wellington

Born and raised in Dungeness, Kent in the UK. His first job was naming dissuaded soccer balls behind the dumpster of a skate park that had no need for busted soccer balls.

He actually graduated high school, hitch-hiked to Germany and back just because.

He eventually went to a some-what not so prestigious university in Larvik Norway where he achieved various degrees including a Master of Fine Arts in both Yodeling and kazoo juggling, and a Doctorate degree in tea making. This also earned him a ranking as the number 1,206 Tea Sommelier in the world.

In 1999 he moved to the U.S. and was a resident professor at now defunct Gimbelton University of Tea and Piss Clams.

In 2000 While on a sabbatical to Botswana researching the effects of yo-yo strings participating in the choirs of the United Congregational Church of Southern Africa, he developed an addiction to mopane worms.

After his return to the U.S. in 2001, he engaged in a new, what you may call an archeological hobby where he scowered the deserts of Nevada looking for punctuation marks that may have never been used in literature ever written on the North American continent.

In 2014 Biff was committed to a psychiatric institution after he was institutionalized after pouring milk on his head and trying to style his hair with a bull whip while riding the subway in New York City on the eve of Aboakyere. The Effutu people of Ghana did not make an official comment on this but Biff claimed he was going to get an antelope and off he went since he was by himself and this was not in accordance with Effutu tradition.

2018 Biff made friends with a Norwegian Forest cat that put his life back on track and got him back into his passion of yodeling and one day after a wild 4 day tea drinking binge, Biff went out to get a job and was hired at the Zombie Outpost.