February 24, 2024 during hash #30 the kennel added another member to its ranks! 

Kyartu Kinderbitch

This cheeky moniker captures the essence of Kyartu Kinder Bitch's German roots and love for Kinder chocolates, all while nodding to his penchant for dressing in sleek black attire. "Kinderbitch" playfully references his affinity for the sweet treats, and hinting at his stylish penchant for dark clothing. It's a name that's as bold and vibrant as the individual it represents, capturing both their personality and quirks with a playful twist.

March 28, 2022 During Hash #9 the kennel bestowed names on these hashers.

Freeloader Fu$&-pad

Freeloader Fuckpad had some parasites procreatin' and his body became a wonderous brothel for those little bastards. Those freeloaders took him out of commission for a bit. Luckily, those orgy havin' parasites have been wiped out, and Freeloader Fu$&-pad is back on the trail.

Mother Mary's Kindly Wench

This Hasher is so kind, too kind! During a run she is a saint: helps old ladies and stroller-bound folks cross roads and go up stairs. She's so nice she'd probably shove you out of her way to help somebody!

Run! DMC, Run!

This Hasher is a bad-a$$. She encourages with her walking-stick. She also hails from New York (home of arguably the best hip-hop band in history, DMC). With her Panamanian roots, we think the DMC abbreviation opens to: Dynamic Magnificent Cullo. 

October 17, 2021

Sassy Khorovats

The sassiest hasher you'll meet with a skewer in one hand and a beer in the other. Named for his prowess over the coals with a hunk of meat!