Embedded Files
Organized alphabetically.
Swapped from fresh new black blanket into old, beat-up (but clean!) towel pretty early so my phone could see colors better.
Questionable inclusions sit between the Vibes section and the Cig Section - includes Oieffur and Reproduction.
Everything has been scrubbed with Seventh Generation Free & Clear, will clean individually again before shipping.
We have a dog.
Bad Dragon
Mini Andre - $35
Medium firmness
Mini Aquadrax - $35
Medium firmness
Small Aquadrax - $45
"Crimson Drake"
Extra soft
Small Chance - $45
Legacy
Medium firmness
Mini Crackers - $35
Not sure if the mini version got an update when the whole line did. If so, this is legacy, if not, this is still legacy.
Soft
Small David - $45
Soft
Small David's Sheath - $25
Soft
Has only been worn by other silicone
Phone totally wrecked the colors here, site photo is more accurate
Mini Demon Dick - $35
Royal Purple
Soft
Small Demon Dick - $45
Very dark, but I think it's actually bluish/violetish.
Green glows.
Soft
Small Desi - $45
Medium firmness
Mini Ky'el - $35
Soft shaft, firm base
Small Elliot - $45
White highlight over black.
Medium firmness
Mini Marcel - $35
Medium firmness
Small Moko - $45
Medium firmness
Mini Nokken - $35
Medium
Mini Nocturne - $35
"BD Brown"
Medium
I cut the tube pretty short
Small Nocturne - $45
"Bubblegum"
Medium firmness
Mini Orochi - $35
Soft
Medium Orochi - $60
Secondhand
Medium firmness
Small Vector - $45
"Ultraviolet"
Soft
Bat Bites Art
Small Carnivore - $25
Medium
Dee's Big Daddies
Large Diedrich - $40
My camera blew out the colors, this is Tone E - Squirt. The color swatch on the website is way more accurate.
0050
Large Danny - $40
I'm fairly certain this is Tone C - Orgasm.
0050
They're both just a touch big for me. My mistake. Unused, as a result!
Dread The Empire
Petite Thunder - $35
Soft
An almost pastel neopolitan. If you don't pick this one up I am glad to put him back in storage, he just doesn't get reached for much, so if you're gonna love on him... do it.
From the Edge
Alloy - $50
Medium firmness? struggling to tell if 0030 or 0050
If there are sizes I'm sorry, I got in on the very tail end of things
This is 8" tall
Higher price point because I... would let it go for that. Another I'm more than happy to keep.
Odanata - $25
PLEASE NOTE: glow pigment is shedding out. This is more a display piece.
Might be soft
7.5" tall
Tallfang - $25
PLEASE NOTE: glow pigment is shedding out. This is more a display piece.
Might be soft
6.5" tall
Hankey's
Xtra Small Ray Diesel - $40
Hankey's sells on Amazon and I needed the dick immediately so I went through them. On Amazon, Hankey's has a specific pearly violet color, which is what this is.
Needing the dick immediately and it comfortably fitting are different things. Widest circumference is 5.75"
Not sure on firmness. Pretty squishy, adjacent to/in between 0030 and 0050? maybe?
Hodge Podge Entourage
Mini Arok - $30
Medium
Horny Ram Adult Toys
Small Matari - $50
Natural coloration
Feels about 0050? Touch firmer? Can't remember what firmness option I picked.
Bit more animalistic, just thought it was an interesting shape.
Manhattan Monstrosities
Human - $50
0030
Monster Dong (by Cal Exotics)
Vampire - $10
Very cute, very firm. I am not going to use it.
I trimmed the base trying to figure out what's up with the velvet finish on every surface. Came outta the mold like that, just surprised they pressed the bottom of the base too.
Phoenix Flame Creations
Mini Zagan - $35
Soft
Medium Zagan - $60
Soft
Shaft
Model A - $35
Shaft (brand) has dual density, so the outer is softer and there's a firm core in it. It has an almost velvety finish and feels really nice in the hand. I just never reach for this.
It is the smallest Model A size, so 7.5" from the edge of the suction cup to the tip.
Usable length is approx 5.75"
Widest circumference is just under 5.5"
Uberrime
(go buy a Faeles, seriously)
Amasio - $30
Possibly 0050
I am writing this very late into doing this for 11 hours and my squeezers are a little squeezed out. It feels firmer, but it's probably 0050 and I am just Tired.
This is the one in the display pic, if you're the kind of person who likes the display.
Original Astra - $30
Very firm, I think 20A
Small Festa - $10
8A
Absolutely beautiful, but my precious body demands softer. Always. I was into 0020 before it was cool (this is a joke).
Praesto - $25
Very firm, I think 20A
Small Reservo - $20
Either 0050 or 8A
Original Sensi - $25
0050
I need a small!
Xmeyk - $40
Hate to let it go because it's got my Giger colors, but is a little outside of my scope and I have another Giger one that is SOFT
This one is 0050
Vibe Sleeve - $10
I work here and I don't know what this is called??
Very firm, might be 20A
Vibe Sleeve - $10
Same as above
Xenocat Artifacts
Small Hidalgo - $40
Medium
Small Uropa - $25
Medium
Vibes
Evolved Ballistic - $10
This thing is hard and intense. I want to like it. But it is hard, and intense.
Magic Wand on the base of a toy shoved against my cervix? awesome
This thing? get it out immediately
Box has water damage.
Honey Play Box Elda - $10
It does a tappy thing with the insertable part.
Again was by the window, I need to look at that. On some other day. I'm tired.
Oieffur
I was curious. Each one of these is $10. Oieffur does manufacture in China (however you feel about that), pieces are inconsistent in firmness, and layers painted on the outside always carry a delamination risk. All that to say: these are probably better testing pieces than anything else.
Hot surge - brown
Extra small
Total: 6.75"
Usable: 4.5"
Max circumference: 4.5"
Feels a bit like 0050
Redder head is clearly airbrushed on and glossy.Â
Seahorse wings
Small
Total length: 4.75"
Usable: why are you using this
Wings circumference when open is 6"
I don't know that this is a safe design to use, but the wings can hold things for you.
Feels about 0050
Nagaros
Small
Total length: 9"
Usable: 7.75"
Greatest circumference: 6.875"
This is firmer, not quite 10A though.
There are a lot of airbrushed colors and after picking at the...head... this WILL delaminate. Good for your sexy scary Halloween party though.
Surge Wing
Not sure on size since discontinued
Total length: 7.75"
Usable: ?? 7"
Weird dimensions since the wings are very wide and very thin. The widest part is just over 3.25"
Feels close to 0050
Conquerer
XS
Total length: 4.875"
Usable: 4.25"
Widest circumference: 4.25"
Close to, softer than 0050
Cyberpunk sheath
Feels similar to 0030
The inside of the sheath is completely smooth
Realistic
Small
Feels around 0030
Total length: 8"
Usable: 6"
Greatest circumference: just under 6", near the base
There is odd intrinsic coloring in this, almost like it was flocked. Pinker parts on the outside are airbrushed though, so delamination risk.
Reproduction
Curious here too, and apparently horny for the realistic dick. Most of the Reproduction lineup comes from lifecasts that have been modified. Sometimes there are sculptural elements added and I've noted a couple went through 3D printing. Most of these are dual density, but a couple have firmer shafts and very soft heads. Much of the coloring is done on the outside of the silicone and carries a delamination risk.
Quoted names are what they were called when I bought them, occluding some names because some of them were ick.
Some of them could be stiff packers if you cut the cup off, just saying.
$10 each.
Long
Weird shift most of the way down toward the base where sculptural elements were added. It has a sudden girth increase.
Total: 8.75"
Usable: 6.5"
Greatest circ: between 5.25" and 5.5", I'm struggling
Dual density with soft head
"Falcon"
Angle is weird so no total length
Usable: about 4.5"
Greatest circumference: about 4.25" near the base where the sculptural elements come in, otherwise it's 4.125"
Dual density with soft head
"Big King"
Total is weird because of angle. 6, or 7, or who knows, wherever you measure from makes it different
Usable: about 5.5"
Greatest circumference: 4.5"
Dual density with soft head
Short king
Weird angle, blah blah
Usable: about 3.5"
Greatest circumference: 4.5" at head
Dual density with soft head
There is a spot on the bottom of the glans where you can start your delamination journey if you want to use it like a picky pad
This one had an ick name
angles etc
Although actually, from the point on the far side of the base to the tip is 8". If you had no scruples, you could market it as an 8" dildo.
But actually
Usable: 4.25"
Greatest circumference: 4.75" near the edge of the usable length
This one is NOT dual density. The shaft is firmer (still pretty soft) and the head is super squishy.
The glans also has a great spot to start your picky party.
Suction cup is ridiculously soft.
"Dr Ace" (lol)
Angles angles
Usable: about 4.25"
Greatest circumference: 5" at the bulgy vein
This one went through a 3D printer, and print lines are visible along the entire thing - they are layer lines like from an FDM and not resin.
This is also not dual density, instead with a firmer shaft and soft head.
The entire base is a suction cup. If anything would work as a stiff packer, it's this one. If I went to horny Halloween parties, I would wear it as one. I think I'd have to be a devil for that...I need a nice plastic devil mask.
"Destroyer" (seriously?)
Chonky dude here,
Total length: about 6.5"
Usable: 4.75"
Greatest circumference: 5.75" right near the base
Narrower part of the glans (not exact tip, but just before corona) is 4.25" so it's like... a cone.
Dual density, has a pretty meaty soft outer, as it doesn't feel like the core changes size.
IMO it's a fun statement piece.
I need to stop adding extraneous nonsense but I've been doing this for hours and I'm getting tired.
"Starship"
angles...
Usable: 5.375"
Greatest circumference: 4.5" (ish) around head, and foreskin
Dual density
Visible printer lines (again FDM) around glans, appears to stop at foreskin. Why'd they cut your head off?! rude!
The listing has "lifelike penis cock" in it so PENIS COCK
angles...
Usable: 4.5"
Greatest circumference: 4.5"
Firmer shaft and soft head, really soft suction cup as a result
"Zilong"
Total: about 7"
Usable: 5.25" ish
Greatest circumference: 4.625"
Dual density
Straight shot
blah blah blah
Usable: 4.125"
Greatest circumference: 4.25"
Dual density, whole base is suction cup
"Large"
Total: about 8"
Usable: 5.75"
Greatest circumference: 5.75"
Dual density - very thick core
"Roll King" I guess keep the Hawaiian Rolls away from him
Total: 8"
Usable: 5.75"
Greatest circumference: 6"
Dual density, pretty meaty
Cig Section
Things I've had around for a long time. As you know, my grandma, who passed in Jun 23, is the one who chainsmoked. Most of these have been tucked away in storage and have not had a chance to air out at all. Info beneath this on my notes observing smells over years. Whether you are interested in owning something "historical" or... want to run tests yourself, I guess, I'm offering these. They smell to varying degrees. The surfaces are generally tackier, but I don't know if this is an age thing or "I tried washing it a million times" thing. Use at your own risk.
Things here are also $10 each.
Addiction - Naked Addiction
"vanilla"
(whiter than me and I'm my own xray)
Dual density
BD Small Desi
Hard to tell, soft or medium
BD small Trent
Medium
BD small Tucker
Firm
BD medium Vasu
Medium
BD mini Votan
Soft
BD small Waterhorse
Medium
BD medium Waterhorse
Medium
BD medium Xenogon
Firm
HPE small Sylph
Soft
SBF small Deelit
medium(?I think?)
SBF slim Deelit
Soft
SBF small Lon
Medium
SBF small Ziq
medium
TTC mini Mantis
Soft
TTC mini Alto
soft
TTC mini Hidora
Soft
TTC mini Slikk
Soft
TTC mini Croxic
soft
Uberrime... Caldera?
Original version, raaaaaare
Quite firm but not sure
Uberrime Toxic Avenger
Quite firm, also not sure
Vixen Spur
Vixskin
Talked before about this, but the best thing I've found is genuinely just cleaning stuff occasionally and letting it air out in a space with an air purifier. Rough estimate about 2 years, but in my experience seems to be less?
IN THEORY seems like a particulate matter thing, so washing removes some of what's on the surface and then it continues to off-gas. I have found that cig smoke doesn't permeate past a few mm into silicone which is mostly able to be aired out. Washing + airing in theory allows that particulate matter to dissipate over time.
Whether or not a dildo subjected to cig smoke is ever truly safe, I can't make a claim on. This is just what I've noticed over the past two years.
For the love of Mothman I better not see my estimations taken and spoken as fact. I can't break down the chemistry and do not know what I'm talking about. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
Assuming this is at least somewhat in line with reality, however, gives a lot of credence to the methods I have and have not been able to test, but have gathered and folks swear by.
-Coconut oil and freezing. This seems to work better for body smells (ie anal toys), but does show some promise in removing a top layer of particle smell. There's probably something to the oils breaking things down, but I can't speak with authority on that. I can confirm this does help somewhat.
-Baking and scrubbing. This appears to speed up the process by which the particles are available at the surface, and scrubbing removes them. There's a fine point to this that I no longer remember nor have on hand to refer to. Have not been able to test this.
-Boiling. Maybe something to heating in terms of movement of particles. Not sure to what extent you have to do this. I've also not done this.
-Baking soda. I've tried and tried and it genuinely doesn't seem to help more than just airing. If something is covered in baking soda and allowed to sit, the surface never really gets a chance to let go of things. Scrubbing with baking soda shows the same kind of promise you get from a good soap scrub, with the benefit of being a rougher scrub, however.
-Vinegar and baking soda. You're just making fancy water, stop.
are you distracted by my size woes
It's hard to measure, but my bones are... 2.75"? apart. Could be less. My pelvis is, indeed, narrow.
ANNOYINGLY SO.
LIKE.
WHO DECIDED THIS.
Page updated
Google Sites
Report abuse