Our History

Life isn't as you thought, right? Don’t worry. We, “The Wyoming Helpline” are here to help. The year is 1942, around the same time as the grisly birth of The Manhattan Project and the U.S. government is in hot water. The North American Shadow Government (N.A.S.G.) needs a huge military base, stat. Why you may ask? To hide nukes, cryptids, creatures, conspiracies, and secrets. So, N.A.S.G came up with the idea to develop the virtual wasteland of Wyoming into a military base (W.M.B.). This project was headed by a specially selected group of five. Propagandist Lee Johnson, cartographer Wayne Anthony, evangelical Elijah Robert Smith, television executive William S. Paley, and high-ranking N.A.S.G. member Richard Nixeon. Now, the name Richard Nixon may sound familiar. That is because he is actually a then 377-year-old vampire born Rīk Nickesson. He used “Nixon” publicly. The population of Wyoming, which was nearly 5500, unwillingly became employees of the W.M.B. Now Elijah, in his heart of hearts knew that what he was doing is wrong. When his role in the project was over he went to New York where he near bankrupted himself spreading the truth. He and his team spread flyers, which, in a decade, spread throughout America. These flyers included all of the necessary information and a phone number you could call. This is where the name “Wyoming Helpline” comes from. We are committed to educating the naïve, showing the truth, and ending the lies. We are a beacon of truth in a sea of lies. We are the Wyoming Helpline.