our cutsey wittle stowy stawts with wonky wonkinton the third, who was obsessed with wearing maid dresses. however he didn't feel at home, so at the age of 6 or 7 years old, he ran away :3

he then went to Garfield North because he loves the cat so much and set up a small business there, in a cardboard box. the police kicked him out, and didn't believe in him! they said "GET A JOB", "STOP VANDALIZING PRIVATE PROPERTY", and "STOP ASSULTING ANYONE WHO PASSES BY"

clearly, they were a bunch of meany-heads >:<

however they didnt stop wittle 'ol wonky, who kept fighting to keep his restaurant up.

now you can visit that restaurant and get your yummy-licous food! yum!!!

"bye my bakas~ ill miss all of you (giggles) X3"

    - wonky