he's the alpha maid. the leader! and the one who started this whole cafe!

a shy little wonk with a huge heart for cuties, and blushes at anything

he's also balding, so he wears a wig

people confuse his name for mikers, but its actually milkers. trust bro 🙏

why milkers? because     m  i  l  k

addicted to crack and to springtrap. she is also obsessed with 6-7, do not let anyone tell you otherwise

"… All right you chipmunks, ready to sing your song? I'll say we are, yeah, let's sing it now Okay, Simon? Okay Okay, Theodore? Okay Okay, Alvin? Alvin? Alvin? Okay … Christmas, Christmas time is near Time for toys and time for cheer We've been good but we can't last Merry Christmas, hurry fast … Want a plane that loops the loop Me, I want a hula hoop We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas, don't be late … Okay fellas get ready That was very good, Simon, naturally Very good, Theodore Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it Ah, Alvin, Alvin, Alvin, okay … Want a plane that loops the loop I still want a hula hoop We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas, don't be late … We can hardly stand the wait Please Christmas, don't be late … Very good, boys Let's sing it again, yeah, let's sing it again (No, that's enough, let's not overdo it) What do you mean overdo it?  We want to sing it again (Now wait a minute, boys) … Why can't we sing it again? Why can't we sing it again? Alvin, cut that out, Theodore, just a minute Simon will you cut that out? Boys"

"😛😛😛"