What to expect

Waffle House

If you see this building walking towards you, RUN IMMEDIATELY! Also, if you see anyone that you suspect of being affiliated with the Waffle House, do not approach. If you don't follow these instructions, you will suffer the consequences listed below.

What will happen if you come in Direct contact with the waffle house or its affiliates?

1: Looking directly inside a Waffle House building will turn your face into a Waffle

2: Quandale Dingle (a unique alien recruit) will haunt you forever

3: You will get 360 no scoped by Tim.

4: If Tim gets summoned by something other than a no-scope, they will out-rap you to no end.

5: Sans (another unique alien recruit) will destroy your heart

6: At least most of your bones will be broken

7: The Waffle House may fire a missile at you.

8: And finally, you will be put through a waffle grinder, grinding you to shreds. Your shreds will be used to further the purposes of the Waffle House.

If you do not immediately run after seeing a Waffle House building walk towards you, you will most certainly suffer the above consequences.

This is what a Waffle House will look like when it approaches you

This is what the Waffle House Missile (WHM) looks like.

If you see this guy, say goodbye to your life.

This is where you will be taken before being absolutely destroyed.

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