Missing Persons

4/18/2024 10:43:27

Paige F

This morning when I was eating breakfast I heard a knock at my door, very faintly I heard it because I was in my Math class at the same time. I ignored it but then I heard it again. When I opened the door it was a doordash driver. I told them they had the wrong house and that I wasn't the one who ordered all GINGERY FOOD. Suddenly I saw Avery run down the steps and take the bag, I screamed, causing her to drop her Ginger Candies, Ginger sodas, Ginger syrup and a huge piece of fresh ginger. She scooped up all her goodies and with a flash she was out of my door. I haven't seen her since and the only thing that she has left behind is a strand of her red hair.

4/16/2024 13:06:13

Gracie S

I saw her in class eating lots of bananas and pickles with rats sitting on her head 

3/29/2024 6:01:25

Saamiyah M

I found her dumpster diving behind Target. I didn't know she was that desperate for a Stanley cup but whatever. Anyways, by the time I pulled out my phone to call the FBI, she ran away. Hope you all find her soon!

3/19/2024 18:27:56

McKenna G. 

I was casually taking a stroll in downtown Alexandria, when I saw Avery hiding behind her car, and she was DYING her hair RED. She is a FAKE ginger!! I walked up to her and confronted her right there, and she hopped into her car, in hopes of getting away. Turns out, she forgot to fill her car up with gas, so she was stuck in her car, turning the key. I banged on the window, trying to stop her. She finally gave up and confessed to being a FAKE ginger. Unbelievable, right?! Well, after this, she stole my car keys and started my car, but I used my wings to fly after her, and I managed to catch up to her. I saw her modeling in the middle of the busy road, with her FAKE red hair. I admit, she's absolutely stunning, but she should just be honest about DYING her hair RED. SGA, once you find her, do whatever it takes to get her to publicly confess so I don't sound like a lunatic!! 

3/18/2024 22:26:50

anonymous freshman

I JUST SAW AVERY. NO CAP TOTAL TUBULATION NOT SKIBIDI CAPPING BRO THE SIGMA RIZZER WALKED PAST ME. HER ICE SPICE LEVEL 9 GYATT WAS UNMATCHED. THIS WAS DEFFENETLY HER AND NOT A MIRROR. WHEN SHE WALKED BY THE EDIT AUDIOS SAID SHES HER.

ok3/18/2024 22:20:57

trevor b.  

i saw avery at a silly night where we watched true crime. she popped in and jumpscared us all with her beautifully symmetrical face. i hope to see her again because she is the loml. <33 come back ave i need you. 

3/18/2024 22:20:01

Alice B.

At my local grocery store to get a pack of ginger.

3/18/2024 17:27:29 

LEXI

I SAW AVERY IN MY WALLS BUT THEN I GOT UP OUT OF BED AND SOMEONE GRABBED MY ANKLE AND I THINK IT WAS AVYER AND IM SO SCARED AND TRYING TO BE QUIET BUT SHES A MANIAC. SHES GING- AHHHHHHHHHH *avery catches me*

3/21/2024 15:41:57 

Mariah C.

I last seen him looking for his lucky green shirt, he lost in the recently closed down laundry mat around 12:30am, when once he had found his shirt he enter what appear to be a white van that sped off as soon as he entered the was a strange symbol on the van but he appear to know the said people in the van. 

3/20/2024 22:33:16

Ella V.

I was casually walking into Wingstop, when I saw James behind the counter, about to take my order. I was in utter shock. Everyone thought he was missing, but he was just working. I said hello, and ordered some spicy, boneless chicken wings, cajun fries, and a drink. James took my order, and started cooking my food. Suddenly, his wallet fell into the fryer. I had already sat down at a table, so I didn't notice. James was horrified. He had his life savings in that wallet, and now it was all gone. He decided to serve me his wallet, and told me it was on the house. After this, he quit and ran outside, screaming like a little girl. I immediately grabbed a bag and packed up all my food. I ran after James, in hopes of stopping him. I saw him run into a 7/11, and I ran inside as well. I caught him at the slurpee station, and tried to talk to him. I asked why he disappeared from school, and he said it wasn't because of his job, it was because Kinley was mad that her Instagram account got deleted, so she grew angry. She turned into the hulk and smashed the ground, leaving a dent in the road. This made him nervous, so he built a shelter near the Wingstop. He needed a job for food money, so he worked there. Now, I feel bad. His wallet is gone, he's confused, scared, and he has a slurpee for a friend. Find James Sizemore. 

3/19/2024 18:17:50 

Shannon C.

Last week, I saw James filming a makeup tutorial on the roof of a car. He started applying foundation to the car's roof. Right after, he used the SAME brush on his face, and he didn't get acne. Crazy, right?! Anyways, I'm glad James is following his dreams, but this is a bit too far. It was actually MY car, and I was DEVASTATED. I made him scrub my car until it looked brand new. I would've asked him why he was missing, but he ran away like a little girl crying for her mother. FIND JAMES CHARLES SIZEMORE. 

3/19/2024 10:26:01 

Abbas B.

I was taking a stroll to the local fire department in Lorton, when I saw a man who looked awfully like James giving his sister, Ava, a ride in his vintage car. I watched as they both got out of the car, and they started tap dancing. Yep, that's right! Tap dancing. The principal saw them and rushed them inside for SOL testing. James threw a fit because he didn't like that his tap dancing moment was interrupted, but he calmed down after he was offered a blue lollipop. Ava was disappointed that a lollipop was enough to calm down her adult brother, but she just sighed and walked towards the SOL Check-In Station. A signature was required from a guardian, so James was forced to put down his lollipop (crying as he was doing so) and stomped towards the station to sign. Immediately after, he ran back to get his lollipop and started tap dancing again. He also started yodeling as if nobody was watching. 

3/18/2024 22:30:01

Ryan G.  

I saw him on my instagram live. He was eating corndogs and I dont know why?? 

3/18/2024 22:30:00 

Ava C. 

I saw James at Six Flags. He was riding the scariest roller coaster i've EVER seen. I sat right behind him, and he screamed at the top of his lungs when the drop happened. He got off and cried like a little girl. Then, he tried to sue the management. Unbelievable, right?! Yeah, well.. he stared at me and cried some more. After this, he rewarded himself with a corn dog. He got in a black van and drove off soon after. He came back at 3:26a.m. and broke the roller coaster. He was mad, so he took every corn dog at the station and had a mental breakdown, while on instagram live with a man named Ryan Gonzalez. After this, he stole funnel cakes that were literally molding. Someone send James serious help. 

3/18/2024 22:23:34 

Anonymous

WEARING SUNGLASSES AND A CAT CLOAK. SEEN AT WALMART BUYING CARROTS. HE KINDA SMELLS LIKE CABBAGE.

4/24/2024 9:18:59

Egypt H.

Facts no cap, printer no paste, family no dad, not clickbait, totally real def not fake, caught in 8k satellite  honest to GOD response. I was literally on my way to Brecotea for some snacks and a coffee when all of a sudden I looked up and saw Kinley. on the roof. hitting the griddy. at full speed. like she was Lightning McQueen. then proceeded to get sturdy down the roof. My jaw dropped to the floor when she got down because she then started singing Splatoon 3 songs like it was nothing. SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE MARINA BRO. At first, I couldn't believe it was her, but her mickey mouse clubhouse laugh gave me the hint ^u^ 

3/18/2024 22:58:58

Tanner J. M.

I was casually walking through a park, when I saw Kinley pushing a stroller around with NOBODY in it. That's right, it had her phone on Instagram live and THAT'S IT. She saw me and I jumped into a baby swing and got stuck. She said hello, and walked into 7/11. She came out with a large cherry slushy. She refused to share, even though I was literally STUCK in a baby swing. How rude!! Anyway, Avery jumped off a balcony and did a backflip. She landed on Kinley's stroller, SHATTERING her phone. Kinley was fuming inside, and her face turned bright green, almost like Hulk. She literally became Hulk and starting smashing the ground aggressively. That's when Avery grew wings and started flying around after seeing Kinley's rage. I was amazed, and then I grew my OWN pair of wings, and we started battling the Hulk together. We won, of course, and Kinley shrunk down to normal size, defeated. She continued to drink her cherry slushy in tears. I snatched the slushy from her hand and gulped down a bunch before throwing it back to her. There was saliva dripping down the cup, forming a puddle on the ground. Kinley started weeping, and she ran away. I think she's crying in her white van.. 

3/18/2024 22:22:10 

abigail g.

kinkin is my kin.