Imported across the seas from the highly industrialized country of China, this high-quality article of clothing will withstand the ages. This black hat is sure to keep your head warm on the darkest of winter nights as well as more moderate spring and autumn conditions, and it is as durable as it is stylish. Because the winter season is coming to an end, the UFA Government is selling them at low prices. Material is 100% Acrylic.

The blue ballpoint pen is the writing instrument of choice for many Americonians. It is durable, portable, easy to use, and posesses a memorable blue color. These high-quality pens, imported from the beautiful land of India, are being sold by the UFA Government at low prices to promote their use in writing, academia, the arts, and everyday life. They can be used to sketch, make a grocery list, write a journal, map out locations where Nico Party members are suspected to be hiding, or keep track of school assignments.

Like the blue ballpoint pen, the blue gel pen has a wide variety of uses. However, it can be thought of as an upgraded version, suitable for heavy-duty art usage and high-level penmanship. Each gel pen is a powerful tool, mighter than the sharpest of swords, and forged in the bright hearths of China. It is up to you do determine its use.