The Uhopian National Olympics Act

The Uhopian National Olympics Act

June 9th, 2025

Article I

The Uhopian National Olympics is an annual event open to everyone, humans, animals, and tourists alike. There is not any age minimum or maximum for the Olympics. The winner receives a customized medal to wear. It is competitive, but fun is encouraged. It is overseen by the Hoper of Sports and Games. This Hoper is appointed by The Duff. They are responsible for planning the games in the event, enforcing rules and disqualifying anyone who breaks them, and confirm first, second, and third places. They may choose to raise funds for the Olympics. They may also propose updates to this law to be voted on. They may select who gives the opening speech at the start of each event of the Olympics. The National Anthem will always be played.

Article II

There are many games in the Uhopian National Olympics. They shall now all be stated:

• Track

• Tic Tac Toe

• Trivia

• Sledding

• Driveway Bowling

• Swimming

• Floor Skating

• Bed Jumping

• Object Finding

• Escape Room

• Coin Contest

• Obedience

• Basketball

• Badminton

• Fudding Flip

• Court

• Yelling

• Trampoline Tricks

• Trampoline Ball Throws

• No Ground Balloon

• Taste Identify

• Singing

• Jenga

The Hoper of Games and Sports may add or remove games per Olympics. The Uhopian National Olympics takes place on July 9th.