Tortelini Simulator Timeline
Tortelini Simulator Beta
Tortelini Simulator 1
Tortelini Simulator 2: Bruhdy’s Revenge
Bruhdy Wickersham is on a naval vessel after learning Tommy’s location. He throws
random stuff off the vessel to try and hit Tommy. The events of TSB through TS2 are
concurrent with short breaks in between where it is assumed that Wickersham’s arms
get tired of throwing objects into the water.
The timelines of TSB - TS2 depend on the player surviving. In the game, there is no end
to the objects spawning.
Tortelini Simulator 3: Davis Attacks!
Bruhdy Wickersham runs out of things to throw at Tommy, so he takes a trip to Home
Depot. Davis Brown takes over and begins hurling balls of light at him. Tommy
eventually beats Davis, dissolving him. Tommy then flees to the bottom of the pacific
ocean.
Tortelini Simulator 4: Gangstus
Wickersham is taking his sweet time at Ace Hardware. Davis Brown is somehow alive,
and he creates a 10 to 12 foot aquatic super creature to kill Tommy just out of spite.
Aquatic Gangstus, the monster, can only last seven minutes off life support, and is
faster than Tommy. Tommy STILL survives, and evades it. He escapes to Bournemouth
Beach.
Tortelini Simulator 5
Tommy has a horrific nightmare about Bruhdy Wickersham throwing swords and coach
wagons at him as he’s on the beach. Wickersham has eyes all over his body in his true
form, and can teleport. He resists most damage to listerine in this stage. When he
finishes his attacks, Tommy has a small window of time to hit him. Wickersham toys with
Tommy’s mind and tells him his family is dead and that he’s the last of his kind. He tells
him to just give up.
Tortelini Simulator 6
Tommy wakes up from his nightmare on the same Bournemouth Beach he went to
sleep on. He wakes up to Davis Brown, back from the hospital covered in bandages. It
is assumed that Dave did not go to the hospital after being presumably burned by the
listerine that Tommy spat at him. In TS4, you can’t see Dave’s real skin so its assumed
that he’s just burned everywhere and you can’t see it. Bruhdy Wickersham has still not
made it back from Lowe’s. Davis confronts Tommy, and he is far more aggressive this
time. He hails lightning on Tommy and teleports far quicker than he did in TS3. Davis
will say some very horrid things to Tommy, like telling him to “off” himself. (You can do
so by pressing a secret button on the keyboard.) This game takes a turn in the series
and becomes a semi first person game, putting you in the shoes of Tommy. No matter
how quickly you kill Davis, he will win. Right as you think it’s over, he pulls a gun and
shoots Tommy square in the face. You can later hear him say, “Welcome to your new
home, Tommy.” Game art suggests that he has taken Tommy into his lab, and confirmed
that he has been put into a test chamber