From: Jones, Ianto
To: Jack
Subject: Own Up!
Date: Wednesday 6th February 2008
Dear All
This morning I cleaned out the refrigerator. The following items were inside. Could the owners of these items please make themselves known. Any items not claimed by the end of the day will be disposed of.
1x energy drink (half-empty)
1x sparkling mineral water (half-empty, flat)
2x apples
1x pork pie
3x milk (actually just 1 now, I threw the others away)
1x tomato ketchup
1x leftover beef chow mein (probably inedible)
1x Cornish pasty
1x alien blood sample (OWEN I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS)
4x probiotic yogurt drinks
2x salami snacks
Thank you for your kind attention.
Ianto