From: admin
To: Ianto
Subject: INSTANT MESSENGER TRANSCRIPT
Date: Wednesday 19th March 2008
IANTO: Okay campers, are we ready to set off?
GWEN: I thought you said 8:30
IANTO: No, 8. Come on, it's quiet tonight, let's get away while we can
OWEN: Look who's talking. I'm not having you lecture me on getting a life mate!
IANTO: And this is the thanks I get for organising a trip to the cinema? And paying for it?
GWEN: All right, sorry. I'm just finishing up, honest, I'll be there in a sec
OWEN: I'd be a lot more enthusiastic if you'd tell me what the film was. How did Tosh and Jack get out of this?
IANTO: It will be fun.
OWEN: Define fun
IANTO: Owen, are you really totally bereft of culture, or do you just strive to create that impression?
OWEN: What do you know about culture? You're Welsh
GWEN: OI!! Less of that
OWEN: All right, all right. I'll be ready to go in 10 minutes. But if this film is rubbish, Ianto, I want you to personally find a bit of alien tech that will give me these two hours of my life back