My own biology

hello! have you ever wondered what would happen if someone made their own biology starting from scratch? that's what i did!

the first species was the wiggler. it started off small, but they got bigger. the small wiggler. the medium wiggler. the large wiggler.

the medium wiggler developed legs, turning it into the lizard. the lizard developed 2 offspring: the green lizard, and the spiked lizard.

the green lizard was green because it blended in with the ground, and the spiked lizard killed other lifeforms with its spike.

around the same time, the large wiggler evolved into a bird. it took off from the ground, beginning to eat its fellow wigglers.

back to the spiked lizard, with it's wild success, it developed two versions.

the first version was a lizard spiked all around, and the second version was a spiked lizard but the spike was the same color as the lizard.

this was brilliant, because the same-col spiked lizard could act and look similar to normal lizards and wigglers until it stabbed any of them with the spike!

then, the green lizard and the same-col spiked lizard had offspring. a yellow thin-spiked lizard.

yellow worked because wigglers and some lizards were attracted to yellow, causing overwhelming wiggler death.

also causing wiggler death was the bird, which had an offspring which was blue, the same color of the sky. thus, the bluebird.

a long wiggler's offspring became very long, and then it got confused, developing two heads. uh-oh! that can't be good.

the yellow thin-spiked lizard gained a BUFF back leg to push itself off the ground to help its spike gain more effeciency for killing other things.

at this point, it had two offspring: the buff-legged thick-spiked yellow lizard, and the buff-legged, all-around thin-spiked yellow lizard.

now, by now you would think the two-headed wiggler would have died by now, right? i mean, the species is so stupid! why would you have TWO heads?????

well, the answer is because it takes twice as much effort to kill you compared to a normal wiggler. which is why its offspring became five-headed wigglers.

due to yellow being a color most species are attracted to, a yellow bird appear and then dominated.

its strategy was to only be helpful to other birds. it found mates, but it didn't discriminate by the color of bird. yellow, orange, blue, they don't care!

a repeated crossbreeding of yellow and bluebirds created several slightly different variants of the same species, the yellow-winged bluebird.

the buff-legged, all-around thin-spiked yellow lizards offpsrings body got extended to have 9 spikes, due to the success of the buff-legged all-around thin-spiked yellow lizard! this new species was called the buff-legged all-around thin-spiked thick yellow lizard.

back to wigglers, the very long wiggler had a non-confused offspring which was an extra long wiggler.