Fun Facts

Our regular players who are part of the furniture and fun facts and nicknames.

Jamie Gillespie - a.k.a The Bluffingbear

Did you that Jamie has the biggest mouth at the poker table and has dedicated most of his poker career deliberately winding players up for the benefit of his amusement. Regular targets include Jim Devlin and Jim Johnstone.

Jim Devlin - a.k.a The Reverend Jim a.k.a Jim Hellmuth

Did you know that Jim has conducted more sermons than the Reverend I.M Jolly at the poker table. He does more greeting than a Christmas card hense his other nickname Jim Hellmuth after the famous poker brat Phil Hellmuth. The famous Devlin sermon can be heard every Wednesday and Sunday.

Danny Laing - a.k.a Rulebook

Did you know that Danny knows every single rule about everything under the planet and is very straight to the point when telling you. Even if you are one second late Danny would be strict enough to remind you of your lateness and dock your 3000 bonus.

Drew McLellan - a.k.a Mr Nice Guy

Did you know that Drew is the nicest guy at the table but hates it when all yous card hitting bastards call raises and all ins with shite and beat him. Drew also tends to show you his big rosy cheeks after the hand is over. A good indication he just bluffed you off the hand.

Martin Bagley - a.k.a Foghorn Leghorn a.k.a Stephen Hawking

Did you know that when Martin shouts "that's the blinds up" it can turn most of the population in Australia temporarily deaf for a few minutes. Martin

was once asked to play Stephen Hawking's stunt double before as well when a film producer spotted him with his new glasses on.

George Milne - a.k.a Mr Hollywood

Did you know that when George is in a hand he takes about 3 years to fold, call, raise or go all in as he tends to get his actions and facial expressions right for the cameras that he thinks are on him. George also has the privilege of being related to perhaps the greatest poker player that ever lived!

George Hepburn - a.k.a The Bronson a.k.a Lazarus

Did you know that George has won more all ins than every poker player combined on the planet and in order to beat him in an all in you need those bullets he keeps as his card protector fully loaded in a gun. Don't be surprised if you still lose though!

George Dodd - a.k.a G.O.D

Did you know that George once got 2 Royal Flushes in 3 hands and to this day he still doesn't know his own name. George can be regularly seen arriving late at the casino after he's been knocked out of our game after 10 minutes. He goes to the bank of Drew makes a deposit and speeds along to the casino. You will tend to find George on a Sunday morning sleeping in laybys and roundabouts in Pollock as a regular hobby.

Jim Johnstone - a.k.a The Brexiteer

Did you know that Jim is a strong campaigner for remain and is Nicola Sturgeons right hand adviser when it comes to the Brexit plan. He has weekly debates with Jamie Gillespie and plans to stand for Prime Minister at the next General Election.

Owen Reilly - a.k.a Wee Owny

Did you know that when wee owny goes all in he's not quite sure what he's got in his hands but be sure if you call him or he calls you that you are gonna get ownied!

Mary Beattie - a.k.a Put your blind in Mary

Did you know that Mary has never posted her blind without being told as she is to busy concentrating about how she is going to call your all in with absolutely nothing and beat you. Mary also has more horses than Genghis Khan.

John Wallace - a.k.a The Champ

Did you know that John has won more tournaments online and live than everyone in our League combined. He also has the second biggest mouth at the poker table after his close pal Jamie. Which earned them the double act name of Laurel and Hardy from George Dodd. I personally can't think which one is which. John also tends to feel the heat regularly as his cheeks tend to go rosy on a regular basis!

George Gentle - a.k.a Bootleg George

Did you know that George really doesn't have that big of a penis. It's just the stash of whisky tankards he's got stashed in his pocket.

Ian Little - a.k.a Gollum a.k.a Precious

Did you know that after the Lord of the rings films Ian decided to quit acting and play poker in our League. Ian is tighter than a ducks arse and limps in more than Tiny Tim and if he calls you put your jacket on and leave because he's just played another monster like a doo and got there. Ian is also the girning champion of Scotland for the last 20 years.

Bobby Doyle - a.k.a Bingo Bob a.k.a Shrek

Did you know that big Bobby is a regular attender of The Windsor Tavern Bingo Hall and enjoys nothing more than to bingo you out the game. Makes you wonder so much why his other nickname is Shrek as he tends to regularly play poker like shreks close pal. I'll let you figure that out!

John Moore - a.k.a Trapper

Did you know that after M.A.S.H trapper john decided to keep on trapping everyone in the Windsor on a regular basis. John also tends to shake your hand in every hand he plays with you. Must be a Masonic thing. Sssh it's a secret!

Lorna Smith - a.k.a Card Hitting Bastard

Did you know that Lorna told me once that calling people's all ins with absolute shite and beating them is better than sex. You can see Lorna regularly orgasm in the Windsor every Wednesday and Sunday.

David Murdoch - a.k.a Murdy a.k.a Fuck you Davie

Did you know that Davie is the oldest guy in Maryhill and was playing poker during the blitz. But despite that he still acts like he's 21. You can find Davie in Framptons every week or jet-setting away to his club 18 - 30's holidays he often goes.

Paul Sylvia - a.k.a Gonzo a.k.a 2 Pair

Did you know that Paul is the most placid guy at the table and never goes aff his nut ever when you give him a stinker. Don't have anything bad to say about Paul at all. He's such a nice calm person and brilliant poker player. Hope that was a nice honest fact about you mate. Please don't hit me!

Stephen McGuigaan - a.k.a The Money a.k.a Devlins Wicked Stepson

Did you know that Stephen has played in poker tournaments all over the world and to this day he claims to be the most handsome and fittest player than anyone he ever played with. When Stephen isn't pumping iron he enjoys playing in our game where he has regular arguments and rivalry with his stepdad Jim Devlin. Despite the fact that Jim always tries to do his best to teach Stephen how to play the game properly, they both just seem to constantly bicker. Hopefully one day Jim can take Stephen for an ice cream and all will be forgiven. I mean they both love each other really!

David Duff - a.k.a Ladies Man

Did you know that David's biggest distraction at a poker table is the ladies. The minute a good looking girl comes in the pub young David just seems to lose his focus all the time. If he spent even half the time concentrating on poker as he does on laddies he'd probably get on a lot better. Forgive my spelling. My spell checker seems to be down at the minute!