Joining the Way

I pledge my allegience to Wild Jeffrey and the practices he holds dear,

I will buy all the merch and keep up with the news,

I will spread the good word of the Way,

And turn others to the Way,

And never falter in my faith,

That Wild Jeffrey will save the day,

I will always keep the Way in mind,

And swear to turn to the Way in desperate times,

These words I will heed,

Because the Wild Jeffrey Way is all I need.

The Plege of Allegiance is a statement that you recite to either Wild Jeffrey or Arie. It is the first step in becoming a part of the Following. You must memorize and recite it word for word with the proper emphasis on the proper words. If either Wild Jeffrey or Arie find that you did not do it properly they will ask you politely to leave. You will have chance to redo it a month from then. You can book Pledge readings online or in person at the Wild Jeffrey headquarters in Rathtrevor BC. 

Please watch video above for instructions on the Dancing Ritual. You can also book private or public lessons at the Wild Jeffrey headquarters. 

Note: the person in video is not used to being on screen and may be awkward/stumble over and say words wrong. Watch at you own risk.

The Dancing Ritual is one of the most important steps to becoming a full fledged member of the Wild Jeffrey Way. To complete this step of the process you must preform this dance for Wild Jeffrey and Arie. After you have finished the dance you will be given a score out of ten from both of them. You must have a 16 or higher when the score is added up. If you fail, you will have a chance to redo it in precisely 3 and a half days. This step of the process may only be completed in person. 

All you need is an injury on you left foot and you're good to go. It can be a scratch or a stubbed toe, as long as it's on your left foot and is approved by Wild Jeffrey. Remember, even the smallest injuries count, don't go getting a limp.

If you don't have a left foot then congratulations, you get to skip this part of the process entirely!

This is the most painful step of the process. It was added shortly after current Wild Jeffrey started to acknowledge and honour how prone he is to foot injuries. Becuase his are always on his left foot, your should be too. Wild jeffrey must approve your injury in person. 

Note: we are not responsible for any permanent damage cause to your foot by this stage in the initiation process.