Who might be motivated to hear a tale
If one were to ask for a simple premise,
and were to receive only giggled whispers.
Is this game worth my time?
Or should the one cursed with sensitivity
Be left to suffer the shock and horror brought
Alongside the twist ending of the cute game
With anime art?
Oh, but still the spoiler is condemned online
Say nothing! Do nothing! Be nothing! Hush! Hush!
Only for lack of tact from the eager fans
An excuse for sloth
One must say only enough to ease the doubt
To whet the appetite, to warn the twist-scarred
And to walk the lost to the secret unseen
This is the spoiler’s gift
The zombies all have polka dots
Within this wasteland made of sweet
I munch on milk and cookie shots
I feel my brain twist up in knots
As monsters fill the stripey street
The zombies all have polka dots
They come in hoards of lots and lots
My fearful heart, it makes me eat
I munch on milk and cookie shots
My head’s all full of sticky thoughts
I load my gun and can’t retreat
The zombies all have polka dots
Until I wake, this fight’s my lot.
Splatter, splatter, monster meat
I munch on milk and cookie shots
I struggle through a world ersatz
And yet to me it’s all concrete.
The zombies all have polka dots
I munch on milk and cookie shots
Sticky, swirly lollipops
Sucker, pucker lemondrops
Kidneys landing splishy splosh
And chocolate chips on top.
Marshmallows all fluffy puffy.
Strawberries all chewy chuffy.
Mucus lungs that sputter spuffy.
and fresh whipped cream on top.
Cotton candied fairy floss
Vanilla drenched with caramel sauce
Crackled skeletons with moss
and sugar dust on top.
Red and sweet, juicy dripping
Wrapping ripped and ripe for licking
Candy, candy, candy pickening.
and a cherried eye on top.
Here we ride round the mulberry bush
Bubble and bounce, Bubble and bounce,
Into the water the mulberries sploosh
The rain is coming down!
Onto the boats by the mulberry bush
Pitter and paddle, pitter and paddle,
Scoop them all up or they’ll mulberry smoosh!
The rain is coming down!
Watch for the crocs by the mulberry bush
Smile and snap, smile and snap.
Give them a smack on their mulberry tush!
The rain is coming down!
Now we’ll have pie by the mulberry bush
Gobble and gulp, gobble and gulp.
Lick up the rest with a mulberry swoosh.
The rain is coming down!
Teddy bears are not baby dolls.
The fact hadn’t been so obvious yesterday when Millie was watching the new girls. After sitting through dull Sunday sermons and while their moms took an hour to babble, unspoken rules always sent the kids running into the overgrown grass around the Mountain Church. With
boys in dress pants and girls in dresses, the whole gaggle would sprint out into the itchy green to hunt for snakes and lizards. It was the new girls who were doing it wrong. They just sat in a circle with their make-uped faces and their baby dolls perched on their laps.
But…they looked so pretty sitting there. So grown-up! Millie just had to try it. Surely her teddy bear worked well enough?
Teddy bears are not baby dolls.
The truth kept a tight grip on her throat. While the refined girls murmured too quietly to hear, Millie sat silent in the corner. How had those girls made a circle with a corner? And why did those dollies have their cold vulture eyes locked on her teddy bear? Her imagination ran wild:
the whispers would rise into guttural chants, her teddy lay in the circle’s center and the dolls would tear him into stuffing shreds.
Millie knew the girls wouldn’t send her away; that wouldn’t be Christian, but they could sit Millie in their cursed corner. They could whisper about her teddy bear—which was not a baby doll—and they could wait until their grown-up witchcraft drained her pride away.
“Sorry Tom. She tossed Snuffles.”
The lingering words of his coworker buzzed over the whir of the broken AC as he zoned out behind the counter of the Gas & Zip. His eyes wandered to the four gummed-up circles on the counter, where just that morning there
had been four stubby pig legs. Good old Snuffles: rain or shine, Karen or Hobo Joe, the little bank had always been there with a chubby-cheeked smile and an innocent plea for pocket change.
The old manager loved him. What was his name again?
Had she trashed that too?
Dawn had only been running this place for a month, but she’d already made herself queen.
Every day she’d harp on policies, store rankings, and the district manager–her borderline sugar daddy. Out went Anthony’s favorite soda stock (“Who else buys that crap?”) and Itzel’s crochet flowers (“Keep the counter clean!”) and the ten minutes of grace that cost Robin her job (“Fifteen minutes early or you’re late!”). Really, it had only been a matter of time before Snuffles was gone too.
Tom ran a finger over the smudges. The residue clung to his finger. He wanted to cling back, but what did he have to cling to?
“Job hunt’s been a bust.” He flopped down on the counter, wishing he could ring himself up an energy drink or that he could afford spending $3.25. “And I heard Dawn's bestie wants my night shift. Guess I’ll be joining you in the dumpster soon enough.”