#9. The Announcer - BFDI (Various episodes)
Quick disclaimer! This article is going to be very short. I know you've gotten used to longer ones, but I can't figure out any other ways to make this article worthwhile.
So for this article, I will be writing about none other than the Announcer.
He is commonly stated as being one of the funniest contestants, and for good reason.
But from his Budget cuts...
The biggest middle finger to Pencil ever
To his constant pausing and waiting...
Seriously, does the Announcer just turn off from time to time?
And even to his supernatural abilities...
The god of confusion
One personality aspect rises above all, as his greatest and most entertaining attribute.
The Announcer is a huge jerk to just about anyone he encounters. And every time he is, it's just so entertaining.
Now usually, I like to make character entries where I point out what I like about them, and then move onto a list of quotes to cap off the article. But this time I elected to try something different. Instead of just quotes, how about moments?
25. The time he brought an "Ice Cake" to Cake at Stake
24. The time he roasted Pin
Announcer: You scored 14 out of 20 on the test, which is 70%, which is a C-"
Pen: Ooh burn!
23. The time he really chose to rub it in.
"People can tell that you cheated"
22. The time he purposely misspelled Needle's name
Needle: A message to the Announcer: Fuck you
21. The time he made fun of Teardrop during her exit.
Announcer: Teardrop, it's time to say goodbye
Teardrop: A message to the Announcer: Fuck you"
20. The time he cried acid.
"That makes me want to cry"
"And I cry acid"
19. The time he acted like a total creep.
"I can hear you"
18. The time he abused the contestants with water balloons.
"Ha ha! Water balloons"
Bye, Eraser
Bye, Bubble
Bye, Firey
17. The time he completely buried Ice Cube and Leafy.
And the crowd goes wild!
16. The time he got Needle to do his dirty-work for him.
"Needy"
BOOM
15. The time he flaunted his Diary.
Okay this isn't really a dick-moment, but it's still a fun moment of commupance
14. The time he threw a knife directly into Spongy.
This gif is awesome, I should use it more
13. The time he was a dick to the fans.
"We have a large group of fans watching today"
"I like to keep things private"
12. The time whatever this was happened.
11. The time he decided to screw with Firey.
"There is only one person who got no votes"
"Firey..."
"That's great, I needed to hear that"
"You are not the person who got zero votes"
"Oh my gosh! No fair!"
10. The time he sold Dream Island.
Okay seriously this isn't even funny, it's just anger inducing
9. The time he stole Firey's life savings.
"Wanna bet?"
"My life's earning's"
"Well, I'm taking your cash anyway"
"Firey, when somene who knows the answer asks you to bet, you say NO!"
8. The time he made Eraser feel (more) like a idiot.
"Eraser, the number of votes you recieved is the factorial of the difference of the square of the number of spatial dimensions of this universe and one more than the smallest perfect number"
"And that is?"
"If you were smart, you would know the answer is actually two. Haha! What a dumbass"
7. The time he brought leftovers to Cake at Stake.
Note: This episode was released six days after christmas
6. The time he specifically wanted Ice Cube to be eliminatead.
Announcer: Ice Cube's team lost
Announcer: So you can vote for Ice Cube...
... or those other four
5. The time he detained Needle.
Still better than airport security
4. The time he had a massive desire to sabotage Golf Ball.
"I will say zero"
"I will too"
"And so does the die"
3. The time he disposed of Ice Cube.
"But Ice Cube, what are you doing here? You're on the other team"
"Moving on"
2. The time he turned BFDI into the Hunger Games.
"Here is my marble collection"
"You'll get fifteen bonus points if you retrieve it from THIS TEN FOOT DEEP VAT OF HYDROCHLORIC ACID"
The time he murdered the Cheese Orb.
"We're having cheese cake"
"Oh no! Speaker just killed the Cheese Orb"
"The Cheese Orb was my friend!"