#6. The Most Excellent plan in the World - (BFDIA 5d)
It's time for another Golden moment to make the top 10.
It's the third minute of the fourth part of the fifth episode of the second season of the very first Object show in recorded history.
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The Minute where a contestant declared that all objects are equal, but some are more equal than others
Oh shit! It's their reference to Animal Farm!
The part with a mass grave incident
Oh shit! It's their reference to Hotel Rwanda!
The episode that landed a contestant on a episode of Dr. Phil
Oh shit! It's their reference to Survivor All-Stars!
The season that exposed the terrible work conditions of Amazon employees
Oh shit! It's their reference to Manufactured Landscapes!
The show that ran advertisements on creating DIY torture devices
Oh shit! It's their reference to Saw!
And WOAH Bunch was in second place.
After these assholes
The other survivors of Evil Leafy continue their march toward the goal
"All this walking is going to take a long time"
"No shit, Sherlock"
"Walking is fun!"
Since nobody wants to listen to the guy who enjoys things, the team decides to take a course of action.
"Hmm!"
"We need a better way!"
"Like!"
"What if we recover Puffball..."
"...And threaten her!..."
"...Into flying us to Yoyleland!
Overall a decent idea.
Throw away a garunteed chance of winning so you can win faster.
It's pure genius!
"Pin, you're a genius!"
*Pat*
Thankfully since Pin is red, we don't have to see her blush
You know I couldn't resist pointing that out.
Also, when discussing this scene with a friend, he told me "Pin's point is a sensitive spot"
Pin just wrote her proposal in her head
Okay, that's enough mush, back to the article.
"But how will we threaten her?"
"I know!"
"LET'S CALL HER PUFFY!"
"I hope Yellow Face realizes how dumb he just sounded"
"I hope Woody is dying painfully somewhere"
"PERFECT!"
Also a quick detail is how Pin jolts a little at Coiny's outburst
So now the WOAH Bunchers will officially screw themselves over.
"P-U-F-F-B-A-L-L"
Coiny affirms his friends, there's no way this could go south
"Not a single thing can go wrong, not a single thing can get in our way"
Except for one thing...
The sanity slayer
Now it's a question of how badly will Needle mess up the simple goal?
Designed to destroy
The answer is almost immedatley.
So the WOAH bunchers cheer on in joy
Coiny presses the button (Like a boss)
Puffball gets recovered
And flies toward Needle
"Hi, Puffball"
Immediately, Needle is put in the worst position, now she's in charge of threatening Puffball.
You have a bomb on your team, why don't you use that?
So now it's time for Needle to do her thing.
"Uhh"
"UHH"
"What's my line?"
Puffball, upon seeing a ring of people surrounding and capturing her while a aparrently a script has been written becomes confused
Oh shit! It's their reference to Get Out!
Now, for the next action to be taken.
Will Needle do one of three things.
Will she...
A) Threaten Puffball until they get what the team wants.
B) Ask someone else to do the hard work for her.
C) Do nothing and stand in one place.
"Um"
If you picked option C, then your expectations for this character are still a little too high.
She does so poorly at her job, she actively contributes to the failure.
"Hey! Let me go!"
Puffball fights for her freedom
"Oh! I remember!"
"I'llcallyoupuffyI'llcallyoupuffyI'llcallyoupuffyI'llcallyoupuffyI'llcallyoupuffyI'llcallyoupuffyI'llcallyoupuffyI'llcallyoupuffy"
Puffball breaks free
And somehow develops a Yoshi-tongue
"Stop her!"
Needle still isn't being helpful
So Puffball recovers Gelatin
Spongy, why are you sleeping?
And soon enough there's two members of team NO NAME back in the game.
One of them has a endless supply of freeze juice.
Might have been a dentist at one point
"Huh? What happened?"
"Fend off the WOAH bunchers for me"
And Gelatin begins firing darts at people
Pin becomes heartbroken (Possibly due to thinking about Woody)
Oh, you're awake again
Needle still has no clue what's going on
Don't worry, the numbing agent freeze juice will make her shut up for a very long time
Another mass grave is created
"YES!"
"Good work!"
Why is everyone in this show such a sadist?
So what was the moral of the story?
"Don't trust Needle with ANYTHING!"
"Ask the Lord for guidance?"
"I like graves, they are cold and lifeless!"
"Is it that Woody is the root of all evil?"
Incorrect. The lesson is don't throw away a guaranteed victory just to save a few minutes.
That's right, hang your head in shame
P.S. For those of you who saw the teaser that filled this tile before the article was posted, I apologize for not realizing this was from BFDIA 5d, not 5c... whoops!
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