The funny 55s - 52. Ice Cube Sucks!

#52. Ice Cube Sucks! - (All season long)

Ice Cube was not the best performer at challenges. To be frank, she sucked. She was so bad at the challenges that she always had to have someone hold her hand (or lack of hand) the entire way through. She just couldn't ever get it to work out. Now how did she get her way to Episode 21? Nonetheless she still relentlessly failed at challenges on a historic level.

In every challenge, without fail, Ice Cube did one of the following:

1. Messes the challenge up

2. Doesn't particiapate

3. Gets help from someone else

Don't believe me? Just watch.

---Ice Cube fails every challenge---
This one is a doozy.

Episode 1a: Ice Cube eliminates herself from the challenge, along with Snowball, Bubble, Match, Pen, and Pencil.

Way to go, Icy.

Episode 1b: Icy screws over Coiny and doesn't even get to rip the ribbon.

Look at her go!

At least it will pay off.

Never mind.

Episode 2: Leafy helps Ice Cube climb the rock wall.

"I have swallowed my pride."

Episode 3 & 4: Ice Cube is dead.

Icy's home for the past two months.

Episode 5: Icy is so weak she can't even cross a bridge without Leafy!

"I am like a lemming."

Episode 6: Icy sits around as Needle and Coiny do all the work.

Lost in the wild blue yonder.

Episode 7: Did she even exist?

There she is.

Episode 8: Ice Cube flings Leafy off the running course.

Always wear your seatbelt!

Episode 9: Ice Cube and the rest of her team decide to entrust Snowball with sole responsibility.

Icy in a pure state of terror.

Episode 10: Icy doesn't participate in the skiing challenge.

Icy watches as her team does all the work.

Episode 11: Ice Cube dies. Somehow, she loses to Coiny. Like Coiny? Really?

Look out!

Episode 12: Leafy helps Icy again like the little helpless parasite she is.

How are you even holding on?

Episode 13: Leafy helps Icy again! And Icy nearly comes in last place because she can't find a stupid red ball.

Icy can't even use her eyes?

Episode 14: Hey! Ice Cube has a new host to glom onto. This time its Pencil!

"Lets play Follow-The-Leader!"

Episode 15: Pencil keeps Icy around, and turns her into ice cream.

Could be worse, she could be stuck in vomit.

Oh, there she goes.

Episode 16: Icy can't participate because she is armless.

The Losers Club.

Episode 17: Leafy comes crawling back just to immediately kill her again.

Knockout!

Episode 18: Ice Cube loses a contest to Rocky. Seriously?

I'm running out of insults at this point.

Episode 19: Icy gets herself thrown off a cliff.

This is why you don't forgive exes.

Episode 20: Icy gets killed before the challenge even begins!

Space looks better when you're alive.

And there you have it! For 21 challenges, Ice Cube didn't do anything but get herself killed. There will never be another person like Ice Cube, somehow screwing up every single challenge for 20 episodes is no small feat. And just for Ice Cube's pathetic challenge performance, Ice Cube gets the most pathetic award; The participation award! I hope this always stays somewhere near her, she earned it!

P.S. Ice Cube didn't compete in a THIRD of the challenges!

P.P.S. I wondered if she did any better in BFDIA. And, doesn't participate, gets thrown off of Puffball, leaves the challenge, gets blown up, and sits in the back of a car. Obviously, nothing has changed. Better luck in BFB.

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