#53. The Stew - (BFDIA 2)
No person alive could have created a stew this horrendous, this appalling, and this disgusting. It was the calculated effort of many people who screwed up so badly to create something that will kill you, bring you back to life, just so it could kill you again.
We begin as Team No-Name is trying to decide how to make the stew. Fries is off doing his own thing, sending random contestants to the center of the Earth.
Bye, Bomby.
Bye, Dora.
Bye, Nickel.
Bye, Rocky.
Bye, Yellow Face.
Meanwhile, Golf Ball is setting the rest of her team up with jobs. She decides that the team should make a giant bowl of stew (Because bigger is better) for a TV that won't even get to taste it.
Nope, think bigger.
Not there yet.
Perfect!
Golf Ball then leaves Pencil, Match, and Ruby make the stew. And goes off pretending like she is being useful.
While the three are making the stew, they start to get distracted with alliance talk and start putting in ingredients without looking.
"Hey, what are we putting in this stew?"
"Just a little bit of everything"
"Aren't we gonna hurt someone with this?"
"It's for a metal box, he won't taste it."
"Oh."
If the stew wasn't already a disaster enough, here comes a series of flying knives to solve the problem. Don't lose your focus (or be Tennis Ball) and you should survive.
Oh! Problem solved, we now have something to thin the stew with!
Don't forget the yoyleberries!
(Not that it will make much of a difference)
And there you have it, the greatest monstrosity to ever be created in the history of BFDI. (Other than Dora) Anyone who has tried the stew, please contact the authorities, your life is in danger! Just call 555-555-5555 and someone should be able to contact poison control for you.
Good luck.
P.S. I got a hold of Pencil's Yoyle Stew recipe.
- 3 cups yoyleberries
- 1/2 cup lava
- 1 tsp bubble solution
- 1 poison dart frog
- 1 marble
- 1/2 cup arsenic
- Add gunpowder to taste