#16. Pin vs. Woody - (BFDI 1-3)
It's time to discuss a less famous rivalry when it comes to BFDI.
#16. Pin vs. Woody - (BFDI 1-3)
It's time to discuss a less famous rivalry when it comes to BFDI.
PIN VS. WOODY
When I started to consult for the start of this writeup, most people don't even consider this to be a rivalry.
In my opinion this not only is a rivalry. And also it is the best type of rivalry.
The one sided rivalry
This is going to be a fun article. Pin bullying Woody is way too hilarious to be ignored on this countdown. Even if it wasn't as prominent as most people remember. There is still enough material for me to assemble a proper article.
I seriously love those types of rivalries where one side isn't even aware that the other person hates them. Meanwhile, the other person is absolutely livid at the other.
"Woody sucks at everything"
"wa wa"
"Woody, I hope you die a long painful death"
"EEEEE"
"Woody! you dumb stupid piece of garbage get off my team you absolute failure!"
"ehe"
"Fuck you, you carwashed cocksucker asshole son of a bitch"
"muh"
"No u"
Pin hating on Woody was easily one of the most entertaining aspects of the early episodes of BFDI.
The first time we found out about Pin's hatred of Woody was from the first episode.
Because Pin wants Woody to live a life full of nothing but pain. She starts to traumatize him, by putting everything he is terrified of in front of him. Which isn't that hard to do.
Sharp things
Fire (ouch)
Bubbles
I love these expressions, Pencil and Pen can't belive what they are seeing
Meanwhile. Just a few minutes later, out of a pure stroke of luck. Woody is put on Pin's team. And Pin does exactly what you would expect her to.
"Oh no!"
"wo-o-o-ody"
I love this gif, such a classic scene in the BFDI fandom.
I love it for a few reasons. The first one is Pin's complete over the top reaction to Woody being on her team. Apparently Pin hates Woody so much that her own body is ejecting things from it in pure disappointment. The second is funny in retrospect. Since nowadays, Rocky is known as the one who vomits, but before that, it was Pin and Match who vomited.
Here's an excuse to post this again
I'll post this again because it's fun
Pin vomiting on Woody probably has enough popularity to easily place it in the top 10 most legendary moments in BFDI.
"Oh so you're saying that you wouldn't vomit if you were near Woody?"
So then the next episode happens, Pin gets to do more bullying. Thanks to some weird physics, Pin ends up stuck to a wall. And now contestants have to climb over Pin to get to the end. At first Pin seems fine with this... until her worst enemy arrives.
"Please don't tell me Woody will have to climb me"
Woody reaches
And Pin punches him in the face
"It was self defence!"
"He was charging straight at me"
"I could have DIED!"
A murderer
Episode three arrives. And Pin and Woody will exchange another extremely heated (one sided) argument.
"Woody, don't tell me you have testophobia*!"
* = Not that testophobia.
"That is not permitted"
"And you must suffer the consequences!"
The consequences
The actual consequences
Typically, about one moment will happen for each episode. However, episode four is without a interaction between the two players. And in episode five and six. Pin and Woody are eliminated back to back. Sadly we wouldn't get to see much more of Pin bullying Woody for another 30 minutes.
Basically from the moment they first interacted, poor Woody has been beaten, bullied, and yelled at by Pin.
Pin's response...
"Woody called me a poopy head"
P.S. This was probably the most requested article to go on the funny 55s, specifically when Pin vomited on Woody's face. Which has got to be one of the most classic scenes in BFDI history. This and the Pen Island quote were easily some of the most requested moments asking me to do a writeup on it. Sadly, some of these moments are so small, they should be much higher in the countdown. But since those two moments are legendary, I had to include them much lower in the countdown than I would have decided myself.