Count The Ways

Count The Ways is the third story in the first Fazbear Frights book.

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Summary of Events

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TL;DR

Millie is obsessed with death and literature. She meets someone with the same interests until she catches him kissing another girl. At Christmas, she sneaks away to hide from the family party, and finds a Funtime Freddy in her Grandpa’s workshop. She falls asleep inside of him and wakes up to his booming voice as he looks down on her. Freddy tells her he will kill her, but she has to pick how. Millie ends up picking decapitation, hoping the blade will miss, and the story ends with the blade slicing through the cavity.

Full Summary

Millie is a high-school goth girl who's parents left for a job opportunity in Saudi Arabia. Millie could go with them and be homeschooled or she could stay at her Grandpa's house and go to the local high-school. She chooses the latter, and decides to live with her Grandpa who was a collector of old licence plates, hubcaps, baseball bats, etc. Grandpa, however, is concerned about her lifestyle. She likes to make her face look more pale to which Grandpa tells her she needs more iron in her diet and some more sun. This angers Millie, who storms up to her room to read and write poetry about Death. Grandpa tries hard to regain her respect by coming up with cookies and although she accepts and enjoys them, it doesn't change her mood against Grandpa.

At school, Millie gets bullied for her make-up, being called 'Dracula's daughter'. Additionally, her parents were known for starting ambitious projects and then abandoning them, so she didn't know which insult to her was worse. As she sits in the school cafeteria reading and thinking about her ex-best friend, Hannah, a new boy named Dylan sits with her. They share interests in literature and attitudes toward school, so they decide to meet for lunch again the next day. This was a win for Millie - so much so, she started talking to her Grandpa and eating her food. They bond over 'Annabel Lee' by Edgar Allen Poe, to which Grandpa talks about his wife who passed away when she was only forty. Millie feels sorry for Grandpa and soon leaves to do her homework.

In the school cafeteria the next day, Dylan meets Millie once again and hands her 'The Call of Cthulhu and Other Stories' by H.P. Lovecraft, which she reads through after dinner. After the day is over, she writes another poem, but instead of it being focussed on Death, she writes about love. On the weekend, she goes to the public library and finds Dylan in there. He gives her another story to read and then they go next-door, to You and Me Coffee and Tea. While inside, Millie tells Dylan a secret she has never told anyone before - she would like to become a librarian one day.

One day when Millie gets home from school, her Grandpa asks her if she'd like to go to the school's holiday bazaar. Millie's Grandpa use to be a teacher at the school, so he would be occupied while Millie could hang out with Dylan. She agrees to go, and searches for Dylan when she gets there. She finds him behind a booth selling ornaments, holding hands with Brooke Harrison - a blandly pretty blonde girl. In jealousy, Millie has a breakdown and demands Grandpa to go home. On the next school-day, Dylan comes to sit across from Millie, to which she asks how he can just sit across from her like that. He explains that Brooke is his girlfriend and how he never meant to mislead Millie. After an argument about judging a book by its cover, Dylan ends the conversation by leaving the table.

Millie decides not to celebrate Christmas just because it's 'what society tells us to do', and her Grandpa feels concerned. They argue over Millie's attitude, and both storm out of the room in rage. On Christmas Eve, Grandpa holds a Christmas party, inviting Millie's Aunt Sheri, Uncle Rob and cousins Cameron and Hayden. When Uncle Rob asks if she's going to a funeral, Millie's Grandpa tells them that she is not celebrating Christmas, which confuses the children. She announces that she's going for a walk, and takes a walk around the block before hiding from the party in the workshop. When she turns on the light, she sees all of Grandpa's collectibles, including a deactivated mechanical bear, Funtime Freddy. She climbs inside and falls asleep.

When she wakes up, she hears a silly booming voice, wondering where it's coming from. She looks up to see a pair of eyes, looking down on her. Funtime Freddy tells her that he's going to kill her, but she gets to decide how she will be killed. He gives some information on the options of dehydration, starvation, hypothermia, impalement, electrocution, boiling and decapitation. Millie screams but the animatronic's metal dampens the sound completely. Freddy makes her feel terrible about herself, and she tells herself that if she makes it out alive, she'll be more appreciative of her family and the world. Attempting to escape, she takes off the silver cuff bracelet on her wrist in hope to try and pry the door open. She picks decapitation, thinking she could dodge the blade and escape just in time. The blade slices through the chamber.

Grandpa finishes the roast dinner and the family are concerned about where Millie is, but they start to eat without her, arguing that she'll come back when she's ready. After the meal, Grandpa goes into the kitchen to make hot chocolates and finally breaks down, calling Millie, but she left her phone at home. He goes back into the living room where the children are opening presents. Grandpa arranges all of Millie's presents in a pile so that they will be there when she gets back.

How is it Connected?

Count The Ways has an ambiguous ending, but we are actually provided clarification on it in the Stitchwraith Stingers. Get ready for the big reveal!

Millie's Fate

The ending of Count The Ways is left ambiguous - it is unknown to us whether Millie was killed. However, we get clarification on the events in the final Stitchwraith Stinger which implies that Millie did die, but she ended up getting her Happiest Day.

The Scrapyard

Funtime Freddy's origins are based at a scrapyard, where Millie's Grandpa found him. This is complete speculation, but this isn't the first time a (Funtime-looking) animatronic has been brought home from a scrapyard in the series - this could be the same scrapyard from in To Be Beautiful.

Details You Missed

You most likely missed some small clever details in this story which foreshadow events and help you to understand them more. Let's take a look at what I've discovered after re-reading this story several times.

Literature references and their meanings

  • 'How do I love thee?' by Elizabeth Barrett Browning - Count The Ways is a reference to the Elizabeth Barrett Browning poem ‘How do I love thee?’, with the first line being ‘how do I love thee, let me count the ways’, and the last line being ‘I shall but love thee better after death’. This poem is also mentioned in the story.

  • 'Annabel Lee' by Edgar Allen Poe - Millie's cat is named Annabel Lee after Edgar Allen Poe's last written poem. In the poem, a girl called Annabel Lee lives in a kingdom by the sea, and the angels in heaven were envious of her love with the speaker, so they summoned wind which caused her death. However, their love is so strong that even through Annabel’s death, their souls feel so connected that not even angels or demons could separate it. Similarly, Grandpa mentions when his wife died people tried to set him up with someone else, but they couldn’t because he knew she was the only one for him.

  • 'The Raven' by Edgar Allen Poe - This mentioned poem has a lot of distinctive similarities to Blackbird. In The Raven, the speaker mourns over the death of a loved one, while a supernatural raven torments them in their chambers.

  • 'Because I could not stop for Death' by Emily Dickinson - In Count The Ways, the title for this poem is not explicitly stated, but an Emily Dickinson story about a date with Death is mentioned. In this poem, the speaker rides in Death’s carriage through a whole lifetime, starting with when she was a child, and comes to a stop when they get to her grave. Millie's point of view in Count The Ways flips between the past and present, implying the story could similarly be a self-reflection on the events that led to her inevitable death.

  • 'The Lottery' by Shirley Jackson - Dylan showed this story to Millie to read, and the ending left her with her jaw wide open. In the story, townspeople partake in an annual ritual called ‘the lottery’ with 300 people and 300 paper slips. One of these slips is marked with a black dot, and a woman complains she was rushed through the process but nobody cares. At the reveal, we find out she was the one who has the slip with the black dot, and the townspeople start to pick up the gathered stones and throw them at her as she screams about the injustice of the lottery. The whole premise of this story is that people don’t need a reason to be cruel. If a large group of people are already doing it, then they will start to behave in the same way. In Count The Ways, Millie feels very similarly about Christmas - why should she have to feel happy on one specific day because of the norms in society?

  • 'Dracula' by Bram Stoker - Millie is bullied at school with the nickname 'Dracula's daughter', due to her pale make-up.

  • 'The Call of Cthulhu' by H.P. Lovecraft

  • 'The Fall of the House of Usher' by Edgar Allen Poe

'Rigor Mortis' by Curt Carrion

Millie fantasies over Death, which makes sense looking at her favourite musical artist, Curt Carrion. The word 'carrion' means the decaying flesh of dead animals. Funnily enough, Millie is a vegetarian, so these two ideas show how Millie is fascinated and obsessed with the idea of Death as a person, though practically she hates and fears the true idea of death.

Curt Carrion's album is called 'Rigor Mortis', meaning postmortem rigidity in Latin - it is known as the third stage of death where the corpse's limbs stiffen for a few hours much like the rigidity of zombies. The album cover has Curt with his lips curled back to reveal metal fangs. These details could suggest Michael Afton parallels from Sister Location, especially knowing this story primarily features a Sister Location animatronic.

Funtime Freddy's omniscience

Funtime Freddy knows a lot about death. He talks about:

  • dehydration leads to organ failure in a few days,

  • starvation depletes your nutrition storage over weeks,

  • electrocution can make your heart go into fibrillation,

  • Vlad the Impaler and the ‘forest of the impaled’,

  • dentist Alfred P. Southwick who designed the electric chair,

  • Henry VIII who made boiling alive an official punishment during his reign and

  • Mary, Queen of Scots, who had to have three hacks of decapitation because the blade wasn’t sharp enough.

Additionally, he knows a lot about Millie and her family. These include:

  • Millie's obsession with Death,

  • Millie being called 'Dracula's daughter' at school,

  • Millie's Grandpa being her Grandpa,

  • Millie's name being Millie,

  • Millie's parents being from Saudi Arabia and

  • Millie acting unkind to those around her.

'death' vs 'Death'

When Funtime Freddy uses the word 'death', most of the time it is spelt with a capital 'D', which is significant for the themes in this story. 'Death' is a physical incarnation of death - a figure that Millie romanticises and looks up to much like in the literature she reads. Meanwhile, the word 'death' is the concept that Millie fears. The two words are the same, except for the punctuation, which changes the meaning of the word. This is a whole theme in the story - Millie always used to dream about and obsess over Death but when she finally gets the opportunity to experience it she tries to get away.

Speculation

It is time to dive into the speculative questions and answers about this story. From this point on, everything is just theoretical, asking questions that are unanswered and answering questions through speculation.

The 'Grandpa' Conspiracy (Debunked)

Before we knew Millie's fate from the final Stitchwraith Stinger, I had created this interesting conspiracy which is a fascinating way to look at this story as it stands alone.

How does Funtime Freddy know everything he knows? He could be possessed, but that doesn't fully explain it. Not only is he aware of death and the extensive history of punishments, but he also knows a lot about Millie and her family. This theory suggests there is actually an insider - somebody watching over Millie and reporting back to Funtime Freddy. The conspiracy is that Grandpa found the robot in the scrapyard and reprogrammed it to kill Millie (If this were true, it could parallel William Afton!) Grandpa is specifically called out as the 'weirdo' in the town - liking to collect all sorts of old items. Throughout the story he is fed up with Millie's lifestyle, where everything is about Death (literature, music, goth make-up, attitude...) and so when he gets the opportunity, he decides to give her the wish she has always been talking about. When Millie falls asleep in Funtime Freddy, her Grandpa does find her, but shuts the door and activates the robot.

I can't count the ways you're able to support me!