- 200 years ago - 

War- Old Gods versus Humanity. They wiped out the weaker civilizations first to avoid rebellion. Then they arrived in Elotra, where one of the old gods died because of a magic spear, which exploded. The rest combined and channeled all their energies to explode the continent. A party had challenged them. Knowing this was coming, a “company” built vaults to survive the blast. Only the best could get in. The day arrived, the party clad in the best armor, and the gods likewise, shrank to human size. One god dives in, and the wizard/sorcerer uses a portable hole to swallow him. The sorcerer and artificer power up the armor of their colleagues. A small explosion that sucked in everything nearby. As a result. The shockwave caused everything to start over.

• Present Day - 

We focus on four heroes: Morga, a half-orc Barbarian / Bard born of a bad situation who was taught music and war, and Finnegan, a rock gnome rogue from Drakewood, who lives in the Bramblebrook Estate. He dabbles in archeological digs, Astalia, a half-elf rogue who finds herself escaping an inn room with a lot of stolen goods from a man she just slept with, and lastly, a human fighter by the name of Connor, who is very handsome and rugged. He is killing three giant-sized rats and making a rat stew.

Immediately, Connor looks for comfortable lodging and cuisine. Morga accidentally bumps into Connor. They exchange words and then go into the inn/tavern. Inside the tavern, a lot is happening. Music is playing. Morga sees a half-elf on one side of the bar. Connor sees a 3 ½ foot tall person. Finnigan walks to Connor and notes his outfit from the vaults. A voice besides everyone notes a shop that she knows. After some conversation, they go to the shop, “Dark Steel Threading,” owned by what Morga thinks is a tiefling, but Astalia and Finn know it is a fire genasi.

She makes Connor armor of fire resistance. Then fixes Astalia’s dress and Finn’s vest. Then, it gives Morga a new set of armor. She comes out in her new armor. Astalia asks about a ring she owned. She has a ring of regeneration. She tells us about Gallefrey, the sorcerer. As they leave, Finn sees something land between us, a crossbow bolt with a satchel and a note.

In the note, I am looking for a party; the last ones died horribly. He gets our attention and tells us about the note. Morga is in. Connor is in. Astalia dodges a second arrow that lands in Connor’s leg. Morga almost makes it worse.Then an elven healer heals it

Finnegan launches from Rooftop to Rooftop then tackles the shooter. Astalia rips off the mask of the hooded figure, he is revealed to be a Jerbeen. His name is Mintri Bloodpaw also known as Lord of Fire and Ice. This person explains that Connor’s dad is alive and with Gallefrey. He insentivises with 200 platinum each. We then argue and head back into to the tavern and have a round of drinks then go upstairs into the suites.

-Long Rest-

Archaeology Roll = Investigation + History, divided by 2
Trap Check = Investigation + Slight of Hand

After the best sleep ever for Connor and the best floor sleep ever for Morga. Her snores fill the hallway. Astalia bangs pans near her door. Morga lodges a knife in the door. Astalia mentions she is making faecakes and eggs. Morga gets to her feet and they go to go in and start eatting. Morga makes the glaze and they compare them to “waffles”.

Astalia flirts while they eat. Then they get all their gear on. They head out and notice their mouse friend. Morga and Finn sees him stuff something in his pocket that was yellow and white. Connor sees that it’s cheese. Astalia eats a piece and her mouth is on fire but she’s fine.

We follow the mouse to the forest. He leads us down. There’s a part he prefers to walk through. As we walk through we find our way into a clearing once hidden Mintri appears scared. They scare him. (Connor’s father and the wizard). It is determined that Connor goes first. Finn rolled an “archelogical check”. There is a lot of doors in the foyer. Astalia rolls a “Trap Check”. Connor almost falls through the floor. Morga charges through. She almost dies but is saved.

Astalia and her argue. Morga consemplates s*icide when the argument ends but she joins the rest to look at the writing on the wall. Behind them is a huge tapestry depicting a Calamity the words are written in Primordial. It reads, “_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________” Morga while listening and wallowing in self-pity (that she couldn’t cancel again) gets up and lifts the tapestry and it changes words, “__________________________________________________________________________________________________________”. Then once read it fades into the wall a door appears. The key opens a door and the key disappears onto a chain around Finn’s neck. We go up the stairs. Morga holds back away from the group into a corner.

The room is covered in sand. Surrounded are paintings of a blue woman with 6 arms and the body of a serpent, a minotaur, a cyclops, a dark man who appears human from the waist up but a spider otherwise, a cloaked dwarf, and a snake like man and some snake like features, wearing an elaborate headdress. In the center is a riddle on a stone tablet.

Morga goes to read it and immediately pegs it as the Drider because the blue woman is a trickster goddess, the dwarf is cloaked, the minotaur is the result of a trick, a snake-like creature is the result of deceit, and cyclops only have one eye.

Astalia throws a dagger at the spider-like man. He comes out of the painting then shoots all but one of the painting to disintegrate them then brings the minatoaut to life.

-Initiative is Rolled-

1st Drider who aims at Astalia but lets the arrow fly at the Minataur instead. 2nd is Morga, who after seeing the action, gives bardic inspiration to the minotaur to fight the drider with Condifence. We then take on the drider. The minotaur thanks us and gives us the key to the door. We loot.

Connor gets a bow and a longsword that changes. Morga gets the minotaur’s great axe. We then try the key on the door. It opens and we pass through and pass out.

-Short Rest-

• Rooms

• Morga gets a cockatrice

• 9 lives fight

• “Hi dad” - Connor

Garrett tells party to rest and Morga wonders where Mintri is. They walk through a door are at the bottom.nMintri waited in the clearing. We walk back to town. We part ways After he picks up a satchel. Morga gets cheese that teleports to Finn’s backpack. There is a note. Finn reads it. The cheese is ‘soul’ food. They go into town hearing music, following is a low guteral growl following a guy getting thrown out by a white dragonborn. They go inside, there is a white wyrmling in place of the dragonborn, On stage a vulpin and a fire genasi playing their flutes. (Two Flutes). They drink. They hear a crash at the front door. Morga hears it’s Amiko (Morga’s Rival) Amiko is shit-faced. Astalia attempts to pull him outside but fails. He sits next to Morga not realizing it’s her. They carry him upstairs to bed and Astalia ties him to the bedposts and steals his coinpurse. She then smacks him with Heirloom. +400 Platnium to all party members. A worried racoon man comes in to talk to us. He stutters His family was taken by Kobolds and went east towards the camp chanting, “sacrifices for Tugnew” The racoon’s name is “Jared” Everyone goes to bed.

-Long Rest-

Next Day

It is a dreamless sleep there are goblins are downstairs cleaning while the other is making drinks. They all gets cockatrice omlets. Their names are Timmy and Tommy. Morga’s cockatrice is an elemental. Blaze can turn into an egg. The barkeep gives us papers with Scarlett’s logo on it. When we get there, Scarlett is smoking a cigarette. She gives us all a bag of holding then we make our way to camp. The Kobold’s are worshipping someone. Morga’s feet get iced to the floor. Mintri apparently has almost gotten his party killed before.

A minor god caused the Calamity. Serpent like, it’s Leviathan. After 4 hours, Mintri disappears then returns before the entire barracks are gone. Mintri is very drained. There is a hole in the wall in the back where they go in. Connor gets ready, Finn preps his crossbow, and they make it to the back of the statue. At the base, 6 kobolds stand guard. Tugnew is on the throne at the statue. Astalia tries to use force damage to cause a problem.

She kills him. The guys notice. Just the commotion causes Tugnew to smite the kobolds who speak. Tugnew’s staff has a greenish glow like it’s charging. Astalia tries her attack again. The kobold moves as she shoots and shoulder checks the one next to him.A dragonborn must break up the fight. Astalia tries to hit the dragonborn. She does, with poison damage. He looks in the direction of the arrow, not seeing anything.

Morga tries to grab the staff. She succeeds but the silver dragonborn notices. Tugnu gets angry and charges at Morga while she puts the straff in her bag of holding. Astalia sticks her hands down the pants of a gold dragonborn.

Connor and Morga take in Tugnu. Astalia gives the gold dragonborn vasectomy. Finnegan gets blasted by a bolt of lightning by Tugnu but shrugs it off as he barely took any damage from it. The silver dragonborn tries to attack Finn but ends up missing and swiping right over his head. Then the gold dragonborn runs off after Astalia takes her hands out of his pants.

He thanks her and runs off after healing his crotch. He kills a kobold and two dragonborns on his way out. Tugnu blasts Morga with a lightning bolt blasting her back and slamming her into the foot of the Tugnu statue. She turns towards Connor, “Kill him!” Connor then skewers Tugnu on his blade.Astalia runs up to Connor, “Hold On. Let me get him off my blade before anyone comes running up.”

Connor uses his foot to get Tugnu off his blade due to it being stuck on the ribcage. The silver dragonborn starts bowing. Connor looks confused, “You don’t need to bow down to me.” When the blade is fully out, a teal wisp comes out of Tugnu and forms into a serpent looking cloud. Astalia tries to catch it, fails and gets electrocuted.

It looks at Finn, “You look like the perfect host. Especially with how you shrugged off my lightning.” It charges at Finn who steps to the side dodging it but it grazes his ring of protection causing it to get sucked into it. The ring glows for a minute before stopping. Another ring forms on the opposite hand as the ring of protection. The silver dragonborn bows down to Finn, “You don’t need to bow to me. I’m not a god. I think?” 

“Wait, he didn’t take control?” The silver dragonborn says before changing at Finn. Finn’s ring of protection glows again. The silver dragonborn stops when he sees it glow. He drops to the ground again crying. “Please don’t kill me. I’m sorry!” Finn looked at him, “I won’t kill you. IF you abandon this life and leave this place.”

“Yes sir.” He gets up and starts running away. “I will finally listen to my parents and start a farm.”

Morga takes the staff out of her bag of holding and hands it to Finn. He grabs it with the hand that has the Ring of Levathan and feels the power of the staff and the ring interact and become one. The staff shrinks into the ring. He can now summon it whenever he wants. They look around and see that all the prisoners are gone and Mintri is sitting on the cages swinging his legs back and forth watching. They leave the camp and look back once they get to the top of the hill and they see Mintri wave goodbye then snap his fingers and the camp and Mintri both disappear.

They then head back to the tower to find the secret door partly open. They open the door to find the room ransacked and both Garrett and the cat gone. Connor finds a VIDCAP and checks who it belonged too. It belonged to the person that became a general after his dad disappeared. Astalia finds a fabric that changes colors. Morga finds the recording crystal that Garett said he would give her. They then head back to the town. Astalia heads to Scarlett’s shop to have her make something out of the fabric. She ends up having it made into a cloak of protection. She talks with Scarlett for a few minutes before heading towards the tavern. The tavern window looks as if it was never broken. Two Flutes is playing on stage, the white dragonborn isn’t there though. Finn looks over and sees the man that got thrown out of the window. He is sitting in the corner next to the window and is bandaged up and looking a bit scared. There is the white dragon sitting with him in their dragonborn form.

Finn chuckles then him and Connor find an empty table and sit down and play Liar’s Dice for a few hours. Morga is just sitting there with them and listening to two flutes. When the night comes to a close they all decide to call it a night and go to head upstairs to their rooms. When they get to the stairs they find Jared asleep at the bottom of the stairs. Astalia gently shakes him awake, “Hey Jared? We took care of that camp. Your family should be home by now.” “Thank you. But I think I will go see them tomorrow.” He says before falling back asleep. Koonok comes over and scoops up Jared in his arms and carries him upstairs into an empty room.

On his way back down he tells the party to “Have a good night” He smiles then heads back to the bar and starts cleaning. They all respond in-kind then head up to their rooms and go to bed.

Thieves’ Cant Check = History and Insight divided by 2

Vidcap Usage Check = Roll with Advantage

The Vault where Morga got trapped in the Amulet 

Go to Finn’s Hometown 

• Meet Everyone: Finn’s best friend and his family.

• Kellog (Best Friend)

• Lyra (His Wife)

• Poppy “Pip” (his daughter)

Dream Sequence 

Let’s Go Kill Morga’s Dad (We’re about to leave the cave)

Seeing Family and killing Dad. 

Astalia decided to try and seduce the guards. Male guard was too gay, and female guard had her way with Astalia. Morga's ass was slapped btw (and Connor is jealous af) Finn found a book he had been looking for and Marquis says he can have any book he wants as long as there are multiple in the library. Finn cries with joy.

Finn takes some "interesting tech" that artificers were tinkering with and puts it in his bag. Astalia's flabber continues to be gasted by the female guard. Connor flirts BADLY. Buster the dog comes in and tries to ransack the library. Marquis' daughter comes in and is adorable. Marquis is in disbelief as his daughter leaves with Buster.

Morga is knocked into Connor by Buster when he ran in. Connor catches her and Morga swoons. Finn is LIVING for the drama. "Elefer" comes in and breaks the tension asking if we saw the doggy. While Morga is pulling out protection, the box that Morga has had since session 1 falls out of her bag. It turns into a puzzle box when Morga touches it. Elefer's eyes start to glow and her face goes slack as she asks about the box.

Morga is extremely intent on getting Elefor to tell her whats in the box. Morga tries to absorb the box and it glows red/green as it travels through her arms, neck, and face. Elefor's eyes are glowing purple, brighter than Connor's. Elefer charges at Morga and Connor jumps in between them. Elefor cuts the fuck out of Connor's arm. Astalia walks in here and is absolutely clueless about everything going on due to the absolute fucking she received. Elefer leaves.

Morga drains the box and it leaves behind a gear with a gem inlay. White orbs have also come from the box and have turned into Set, Hermes, Baldur, and Thor. It is confirmed that Morga's eye is a-okay. Astalia is PISSED that the Gods are here. Elefer comes back in like nothing happened and is confused when every one draws their weapons on her. Connor attempts to reach for his sword with his right arm but is unable to. He is sad.... Astalia picks up Connor's arm and points it at Elefer.

Finn and Astalia realize that this is the real Elefer and the one that attacked with actually Evilfer. Evilfor had different eyes. Morga is still distrustful of real Elefer.

Hermes is a little shit. He also describes Poppy as the person who he gave the dimension dagger to. Hermes knows a disturbing amount of information on each of us but he has no power left in him. Hermes also calls Morga Loki causing both Thor and Baldur to wake up briefly. Thor passes back out and Baldur accidentaly knocks himself back out. Finn goes back home to try to talk to Poppy. "Astalia collapses from the good dicking" is exactly what Renai wrote.

Hermes tries to get Connor his arm back but fails. He says the person that can help him does not exist yet. Connor now uses his left arm to swing his sword and other things.... Set has been awake but Hermes wakes up Thor and Baldur after asking Marquis if they can rest there for awhile. They all go to bed.

Elefer gets the run down on what exactly happened and says the only person she can think of that would act that way is her grandmother. We find out that Seraphina is actually alive and it was most definitely her. "if lost return to Death" on the dagger that Finn got. Astalia prays and someone answers back to her.

Connor and Morga use the silence button in his room. Finn has a bad headache after touching the gear and Leviathan briefly vanishes.

Lathander reaches out to Astalia. She is nervous because of her less than stellar interaction with Selune. Astalia feels a strong pull to join w/Lathander. Astalia actually wants a fresh start. She receives earrings from Lathander and must wear them in order to use his power. Astalia feels all warm and fuzzy from Lathander’s power. Astalia attempts to interrupt Connor and Morga while they’re in the throws. Even though she does want to change, she agrees it doesn’t have to be all at once and BARGES IN to yell that she is now a vessel too. “I’m technically a virgin again!”. Connor and Morga ignored her and Connor vows to speak with her in the morning because WTF. Now Finn has Thoth talking to him and offering him Baklava. Finn is finally able to take off the Leviathan ring. Thoth propositions Finn to be his vessel. Thoth believes Finn is more talented than himself. Finn is basically wanted by all the Smart Ones Thoth goes away and the Baklava is STILL THERE! Finn obviously eats it and it’s the best thing ever.

In the morning, Morga come running out of the room completely naked through her brothers quarters to the only bathroom and is throwing up. Connor obviously follows to make sure she is ok and Astalia comes to try and check too. Connor is assertive and tells Astalia that she needs to back off because he is still upset that she barged in on them. Finn notices that breakfast is served and each plate is labeled for each person. Finn has a basket of wrapped treats including a porkchop from “Mars.” Morga comes out of the bathroom fully clothed and comes to breakfast. Astalia tells us everything that happened with Lathander. Finn brags a little bit about all the Gods wanting him. Morga confirms Connor x Morga. Astalia says she is happy for them. Finn takes a note from a pigeon labeled “To Finn + Company”. “Meet me back in Eldoria NOW” - Mintri and a little pawprint. Everyone agrees but vows to be cautious. Astalia get sentimental and says we can all now call her Talia. Marquis gifts Morga (and Connor?!) a talking green dragon who is part Orc named Yza the Swift. Marquis says it is an early wedding present (umm wow we fucked one night and now we’re getting married hehehe). A carriage appears on her back and its basically like a Tardis. She basically teleports back to Eldoria. Finn is given a little portable library and cries. Morga is sick again and jumps out of the carriage before Yza has safely landed running into Scarlet’s shop.

Yza shrinks down after everyone gets off and Connor runs to check on Morga again. Astalia can do dragon magic?! It is snowing in Eldoria (important because Connor has never seen snow). Astalia is excited to see Scarlet and runs to hug her but Scarlet seems off. Finn uses Leviathan’s power to help Scarlet with her work but it feels weird almost like Leviathan is scared to lose Finn. Morga and Connor realize that Mintri is chained up with a girl in Scarlet’s shop and they go confront Scarlet who gets PISSED. During this time, Connor sees the snow but has no time to be amazed damn it. We all go back into the shop to help Mintri but Finn notices a trap and is able to absorb it before we all burn “Fuck you, you succeed”. Mintri is angry at us because he sent the message 4 days ago

The girls that is with him is the next in line Queen. Mintri lost his daggers back in Finn’s hometown which explains why Seraphina had them. Seraphina told Scarlet that Morga and Connor 😉. Mintri rages out and is able to get out of the cage. Scarlet says we have to pin the Queen’s kidnapping on her. Her name is Queen Rose and she is Scarlet’s daughter. She is 14 but acts more like an 8 year old. Seraphina is betrothed to the King and he plans on giving her the kingdom. Mintri and Scarlet give all of us handwritten notes. Mintri gives his notes to Finn and Astalia; Scarlet gives hers to Morga and Connor. 

The Queen is a beautiful Fire Genasi x Lizardfolk. Scarlet gives Connor a crude arm but it is not the arm he saw in the dream. Queen Rose is a HUGE Morga fan and gets a bloodied handkerchief signed. Asalia gives Rose her Ring of Regeneration and Rose wears it on her tail. Rose stole Heirloom and Astalia’s coin purse but gives them back calling her Aunt Tali. We mildly threaten Mintri to take care of Queen Rose. Everyone except Connor who is in awe of the snow, see a guard and Scarlet confesses to killing a royal, “I found the lost princess, she insulted me, and I incinerated her.” Scarlet pulls out a royal crest as proof and the party will have to go be witnesses. Connor offers to escort Scarlet as the carriage/mechanical horse can only hold one other person. 

After Connor leaves, Morga goes to get a pregnancy test and is confirmed to have twins. She goes back and asks Finn to help her come up with a way to tell Connor. Finn sits on the floor and is ASTOUNDED. “The wrath of Astalia won’t be pretty”. Morga thinks Finn will be perfect to help her but SHOCKING NEWS! Finn has never been pregnant. Morga wants to tell Connor in the morning when they catch up with him. “Do you think we can pull of cute?” - Finn. Astalia comes to offer to make brekky in the morning. They don’t tell Astalia yet but say they were talking because “there’s a bug over there”. SURPRISE! There actually is a bug and Astalia smack it with Heirloom. The spider yeets himself out the window because he had some major family issues.

Connor and Scarlet set off in the mechanical horse/carriage. He looks back and sees Morga who looks very worried. The horse knows where he’s going. Connor turns to speak with Scarlet and asks some questions about herself and Queen Rose. Scarlet is ambidextrous but prefers her right hand. Interesting. Scarlet got with the King when he was just a prince. She was running a mobile shop before settling in Eldoria and had her fling with the king. 

No, he does not know about Rose. A giant attacks the carriage, causing it to malfunction. There’s a dark elf on the giant’s back, and he’s got a red crystal vest on. “Giant goes swanging” is Renai’s exact note here. Scarlet and Connor get the shit smacked out of them and they go flying. More attackers come; they are clearly only here for Scarlet. Connor recognizes the insignia of the attackers as the same one Seraphina was wearing as Evilfer. Connor is ready to fight, but Scarlet tells him to run. Connor knows that this is the only way for the plan against Seraphina to work. Connor runs but can still hear everything happening. He hears a whole ass DRAGON and FLAMES. All of a sudden, everything is quiet. Connor heads back to see that there are no signs of where they went. The carriage is all fucked up but Connor finds some gears to give to Finn.

He travels by foot in the direction the carriage was going to a town where a Leonin is at the gate. Amiko greets him and congratulates Connor on his relationship with Morga. Apparently, Seraphina is going around telling people about us. Amiko says he would like to apologize/talk to Morga. Connor asks to at least let him talk to Morga before Amiko does. Connor meets Atlas and gives him pets. Amiko has a free room ready for Connor at the tavern. The bartender is a 3ft Axolotl (ADORABLE). The room is on the third floor, has its own kitchenette, and a balcony overlooking the town. Connor sees all sorts of shops and the arena. Connor goes and buys the ring for Morga.

During the night, a man comes in through the balcony and plans to steal and/or hurt Connor. Connor hears him and punches him with his mechanical arm a little too hard dazing the guy. When the guy tries to escape through the balcony, Connor grabs him and accidently pushes him off the balcony. Connor jumps off the balcony (remember its third floor) and damages him mechanical arm during this time. The thief is dead and Connor has to be put on trial. Amiko is able to lessen the sentence since it was done in self-defense (not to mention it was a fucking accident) Connor is allowed to live life as normal until the arena. Connor is given everything the thief had that wasn’t stolen including 23gold 5copper 10silver, and 2 children’s dolls. Connor spends the next day or 2 learning how to cook Morga’s favorite foods.

It’s the morning after Connor left. Astalia is making faecakes. Morga has not slept because of the babies. Finn is stressing over helping Morga tell Connor. Astalia brings breakfast to Morga and discuss that they don’t like that Connor is alone. Morga straight up asks Astalia if she slept with Connor or Finn. Astalia calls Finn and Elefer to breakfast. Morga tells Astalia that she is pregnant. “Can I hug you? Is this a happy thing?” - Astalia. Elefer eats like crazy and now she knows too. Elefer says she already knew because Morga’s magic shifted to protection.

Elefer threatens Morga to not settle down in a vault. Elefer took Finn’s books and apparently he’s a romance fan?! “50 Types of Burlap”. Elefer gives back Finn’s bag of holding which she swiped. Rose apparently has visions?! Elefer is worried about being burned by Rose. A double decker carriage made of mahogany waits for them and it gives Morga flashbacks to the box. Finn and Morga climb on Yza instead. Astalia gets in the carriage. Elefer is kind of scared of Yza. Yza accidentally lets slip that Morga is pregnant to the whole damn street. The group finds a paper that is already printing guesses on the baby daddy.

Guesses in the order: Amiko, Finnegan, Kanuck, Garret, Connor, Astalia, herself, Mintri “the weird rat,” or Scarlet. A kobold falls out of a tree holding a camera. The editor for this particular paper has spread rumors before including that Astalia had slept with him which she most certainly did not. Morga’s magic is on the FRITZ. They begin to travel and find the damaged carriage that Connor and Scarlet were in. There’s broken trees and a perfect circle of burnt grass. They can all smell brimstone. The twin horses that were pulling the mahogany carriage fuse together and head back leaving the party to investigate further.

They find Connor’s tracks towards the town. They all get in Yza’s basket. Yza makes them walks the last little bit on foot. It’s been a few days at this point. Elefer starts to practice magic but is told to stop. Elefer shrinks down to ride on Morga’s shoulder. Elefer starts doing everyone’s hair and making them look cute. There’s a voice at the gate inviting people in but he can’t remember if Connor has been by or not. The guy explains that the tavern is near the arena and goes over the rules of the arena. Morga is freaking out but Astalia convinces her to chiiiillll TF out.

Astalia pulls the group into an alley to come up with a plan. Morga wants to charge, but they should scout first. Elefer kills a mimic during this time disguised as a rat/hot dog/hybrid thing? Someone comes to get the group and Morga follows with no hesitation. The guard says this is to the death and Morga is LIVID. The group will not be able to see Connor before the fight. Morga sees Connor walk through the gate in the arena. Connor sees them and tries to hold his hand in a stop signal.

Finn thinks he is waving when did Finn get dumb he’s been hanging around Connor too long apparently. Astalia tries to cast protection magic but it does not work. Morga hears a familiar roar and sees Amiko come out a side door. Morga jumps in, no questions asked. Connor begs her to leave and Morga argues with Amiko. Amiko gives her 5 minutes with Connor. Morga tells Connor she is pregnant to give him motivation to win. Amiko makes Morga leave. Finn raises his fists like fight? Morga shakes her head no. The group is taken to the Mayor’s Box.

Amiko announces a change of plans to the crowd announcing that Drogon is Connor’s new opponent. He is a goblin who IS BLESSED BY THOR. They all hear a bell and a roar and the match begins. Morga orders her cravings, fries and a snowcone. Drogon disappears and attacks Connor, but Connor is too quick and hits back. Morga doesn’t give AF about Connor right now, she hungry. Drogon falls dramatically to the ground hamming it up for the crowd and conceded. Amiko calls it and changes the law of the arena “Fights are only to the death if no one concedes”. Drogon is healed and walks away just fine. Connor explains everything that has happened to the group. 

CONNOR PROPOSES TO MORGA

Morga obvi says yes. Kathryn is in awe at this point, she gonna cry probably. Elefer walks just past Connor and Morga to go open the balcony but Seraphina comes in and interrupts. Astalia tries magic but it is shot back at her. Seraphina opens the portal forcing Elefer in. Connor and Morga follow obviously. Astalia and Finn try to follow but aren’t close enough before the portal closes.

See Session Thirteen and a Half for the gap

Astalia and Finn try to looks for clue as to where they could have gone but a portal opens back up behind them. Out steps Connor, Morga, Elefer, Valen, Elara, and Jessabelle, 20 years older. Elara and Valen greet Aunt Talia and Uncle Finn. Elefer explains everything to Astalia and Finn. The reveal of the Dawnthorn name. Jessabelle realizes she is a Dawnthorn and OUR GRANDDAUGHTER?! She recognized Finn. There’s a knock at the door. It’s a tiefling. Amiko sent him. Seraphina is after this man. Elefer glows like fire hearing Seraphina’s name. Scarlet and Mintri attacked the tiefling. His name is Rowan, he is 6’11” and 35 years old. The kids are revealed to have affinities for certain powers. Astalia is sad she missed their childhood. More knocks, angry this time. Someone is here to get them. Elefer opens another portal and all 9 of us step through.

Seraphina shows up and sees Elefer. Seraphina opens a portal saying she is just going to get rid of Elefer. Connor jumps in after Elefer and Morga follows. Elefer has hit her head when forced through the portal. The place is strange, Morga has experienced it once and Connor has seen it in a book. It’s the Feywilds. Connor heals Elefer to stop the bleeding and starts carrying her while we look for somewhere safe. At this point, Connor notices that all the color in the world is muted “Hey Morga, do I look… dull? Like my color is gone?”

Morga comes up and gets directly in Connor’s face to stare at his eyes which are in fact, dull. Morga says yes and goes on to explain that time works differently here. We see what looks to be a crude shelter in the distance. Oops, not crude, actually pretty nice. We see a boar run by and hear running water and decide to make this home for a little while. There’s a note on the door “This house has served me well. Hope it works for you. J.S.” We’re able to get in and it is fully furnished. Connor goes and put Elefer in her own room. Morga lets out the cockatrice and tries to hatch the babies by laying on her belly. The kitchen seems to fully stocked as well. Connor goes to check on Morga and she FINALLY tells him she’s having twins. Connor is so happy and starts to come up with a plan to get baby things together including building the cribs.

Morga naps while Connor finds a shed outside that has the wood and plans to build said cribs. “Connor becomes IKEA” is the exact note here. Morga wakes up to screaming from Elefer who is freaking out and crying hard. Morga explains everything that happened. Elefer tells Morga that the world is not dull and does some magic to make the world look normal. Because Morga and Connor were in the Feywilds uninvited, the world was dull. Morga sees her younger self in Elefer. Elefer might know who the house belonged to. Elefer is assertive about making sure Morga rests. Elefer goes to fix Connor’s eyes. Connor is happy to see that she is ok and that the cribs are actually shade of blue and pink. Elefer goes back to Morga and wants to eat. Elefer says J.S. is a friend, Jessabelle. Jessabelle was not great at magic. The note is not in Jezebel’s handwriting. Elefer goes to tell Connor and he comes back into the house. 

They can’t get into one of the rooms while they double check again that they are alone. Elefer is able to open the door using a secret language. There’s a black cube in the room. Connor recognizes the small black box and knows there is no way to open it. Connor wakes up Morga to show it to her too. “It feels different.” - Morga. Elefer has seen the box before and knows it is a Fey Puzzlebox. Elefer starts to open the box. Connor cannot see the magic going up Elefer’s veins but Morga can. Elefer opens the box and a little white tornado comes out revealing Jessabelle.

Seraphina trapped her in the box. Jessabelle is ok with us living here as she built this big house almost like she was waiting for people to be here. She never used the master room and offers it to Connor and Morga who accept. Jessabelle is displaced in time and asks what year it is. Its 60 years before she was born. Feywilds make time work in mysterious ways. Connor and Morga decide to stay here and let the kids grow before finding a way back. Elefer promises to learn the magic that will take them back to just a minute or so after jumping through the first portal.

TIME SKIP 5 YEARS

The babies are 4. Elefer calls us mom and dad. Connor teaches Elefer to fight and Morga teaches her music. Jessabelle practices druid magic

TIME SKIP 5 YEARS

The kids are 9. We live as one big family. Elefer truly thinks of us as mom and dad now. The kids call Jessabelle Auntie. Valen is interested in Morga’s music and learning how to wield a sword. Elara learns to use a bow and some druidic magic

TIME SKIP 5 YEARS

The kids are 14. Elara is a great marksman. Valen is excellent with music. Connor is proud and a little jealous that Elara is able to split an arrow. Elefer is better at magic and fighting now. It’s easy to forget that this is all temporary.

TIME SKIP 5 YEARS

The kids are 19 and finally ready. Elefer has mastered the magic she needs to use to get them back. Auntie Jessabelle wants to join us, she has aged but much slower than Connor or Morga. Elefer creates the portal and a key to get back whenever we want. We all step through the portal.

Immediately we all roll a dex save. Connor, Morga, and Jessabelle fail. They live but they almost die. Heavy shade is thrown at Connor. Elefer has no clue where we are. It is very hot, lava pools and brimstone are everywhere. Turns out we’re in hell. 

Jessabelle is like, “Oh! It’s this arc.” Elefer attempts to open a new portal for the party since she’s getting to hot. The core four feels the warmth but not as much as Elefer. Australia conjures an ice knife to try to help cool her. We try the whistle for Yza but she doesn’t respond. Connor is perfectly fine thanks to his apparent tattoo from Bahamut. 

Jessabelle is now wearing Connor’s old armor. Elefer has an idea to cast reduce self on herself to hide in a pocket. Morga accidently assumed something about Rowan that offended him slightly even though he did know. Turns out he might know the way out. Red bushes behind us lead to a hidden path that Rowan darted ahead for. We follow.

Jessabelle calls Morga grandma. The path leads to a town. We learn there is more to Rowan than meets the eye. What really happened? There is nothing around us for miles but we keep going. A small snake slithers into a lava pool. We continue to follow Rowan, hesitantly to a small town where there is actual civilization. The people are “usually” nice Rowan says. Morga calls Connor her husband. 

Connor’s arm sparks. Jessabelle pulls Connor and Morga over. Rowan is clearly happy to be home but don’t mention Sera’s name. Finn trades rocks with the tiefling. A pretty hell rock glows. We take our leave. The path ahead is known to have bandits. Rowan is scared. Rowan has hell duties apparently as told for the hell citizen. Why keep himself safe we wonder. So it may not be Rowan at all?

We head out towards the tower. Elara hears a voice telling her not to shoot Rowan. Morga is now a bit disliking of Astalia. Elara continues to hear voices telling her not to trust Rowan but now was not the time to kill him. Rustling in the trees continues. Elefer casts hold person on Rowan who ran! More bandits approach after Rowan breaks free. Turns out Rowan barely got free. Australia tries to listen for Lythander. Most of the party steps into the traps of ropes and end up hanging from them. Finn absorbs the trap.

Connor falls flat on his face. Elara is a bit more graceful. Jess is like, my uncle has been through worse. Astalia high-fives everyone. Elara tells the group her thing about Rowan. Morga talks to Loki. Turns out Rowan is just minus his soul. Loki is in pain here. Elara’s bow begins to glow. Elara closes her eyes and attempts to listen. Valen to his voice, “What the fuck?”

His flute begins to glow. Both items start to shine even brighter till they change into the form of the gods Artemis and Apollo. The twins accept their fate as vessels. They touch their foreheads and get sucked into the kids. Then a Hellacorn emerges and goes for Connor and Morga because they are in love. Someone kills it. A voice shouts in Sylvan, “I couldn’t let it kill you before I could.” Only part of this is understood. They think of running. Now there is a centaur. Connor realizes the centaur plans to eat us. Then, an armadillo emerges with his fists on fire!

A gelatin rouge pulls out fire daggers. The centaur has an ethereal bow made of stars. Everyone reaches out to themselves. Now Astalia calls Connor old, the centaur shoots an arrow-end.

Starting in combat, they try to hit Connor and the arrow just plinks off him and turns to lava. Fuck it, centaur going for Connor again but arrow turns to lava AGAIN. Astalia heals Connor anyway because of when he fell on his face. INITIATIVE NOW Morga and Connor intimidate Seranis (maybe next time don’t insult the lovers dumbass). Astalia smacks Seranis and used uncanny dodge to Get The Fuck Out. Seranis is still acting really fucking cocky.

 “Get fucked” – Valen. 

Seranis and company are speaking a demonic language and laughing at us? Elefer uses enlarge on Connor! Morga misses an opportunity to climb Connor like a tree. Okay, wait, hold up, now we’re friends because FUCK Seraphina. Sera WAS fucking Luci but he dumped her because she is BAT SHIT. Seranis/Zenith/Mireth did not see Rowan despite having true site. Finn has his rocks stolen by Mireth and he steals the popcorn they are eating. Finn enthuses about rocks again. Seranis gives Morga the recipe for the popcorn (for the wedding obviously). Seranis/Zenith/Mireth are all invited to the wedding because duh.

We teach the what “friends” are. Zenith gives Connor a piece of paper that has things on it. Scarlett is Lady Emberflare and like… a big deal in hell. Also she prefers women wink wink. One of the rocks Finn received from the trade with the town (WHICH IS NOT FUCKING REAL BTW) is actually a very powerful crystal that has a ton of potential. “Connor knows a thing no one else does 🙂” exactly as written including the smiley.

 The stone radiates pure PEACE but it is not as strong as it could be because it is alone. Connor and Zenith just vibing signing to each other discreetly (because yeah they all know sign language). The stone was on an altar that was supposed to be time locked. Luci’s daughter runs a brothel and might try to get us to join? Nighttime is not called nighttime. It is called CHAOS. Mostly uneventful, until we see a castle and a red and white building. The twins and Connor fail a roll because OF FUCKING COURSE THEY DO. PURE CHAOS ENSUES. Welcome to Wonderland HELL. Only Connor can see a tiny robot, due to the CHAOS. Charlotte – Luci’s daughter. Charlotte runs the hostel with Veronica. Charlie and Vaggie anyone? HAZBIN HOTEL REFERENCE. “Modern Lodging?””Unglory Hole?””Wannabe Motel?” NO WE ARE NOT HONEYMOONING IN HELL. Apparently Morga has a magical IUD. Everyone in the fey heard Morga and Connor fuck (why did I write this?). LUCIFER IS HOT AF

Luci thinks Sera will chill tf out. Seraphina has done all this before, including trying to marry the King. Luci thinks she won’t kill anyone (umm… yeah ok Lucifer). Luci is surprised Sera is stealing Gods. Luci has Elefer tell him her life story Elefer’s mom is alive?! Elefer sits in a shot glass of Whiskey. Luci brought Elefer’s mom to hell to make Seraphina think she died. Luci tells Jessabelle she could accidentally create a time anomaly. Sera is going to cause another Calamity. “Rowan” died like almost 300 years ago. Finn pulls out the crystal, it is the “Amethyst of Peace.” 

Elefer is offered to stay with her mom and she is crying. She hugs Connor and Morga, unsure what she should do. Connor and Morga give her their blessing to stay if she wants. Elefer’s make up is running but she decides to stay. Charlotte and Veronica are gonna host the after party for Connor and Morga. “The Oracle?!” – exact note. Luci offers a 10 year time jump in order to get Sera off our tails. Astalia says no but umm…. Luci puts her in her place. Not everyone will age so don’t worry. Morga and Connor are tearing up having to say goodbye to Elefer. Now Jessabelle wants to stay?! Jessabelle “de-ages” herself and kisses Elefer on the lips?! THEY ARE TOGETHER! No paradox, thank goodness Elefer is drunk from the whiskey and calling Morga “grandma” names. 

Luci opens the portal and hugs Morga. Obviously he, Charlotte, and Veronica are all invited to the wedding too. We all step through the portal and Kanuck walks up to us! The entire town looks upgraded and different. What used to be an empty patch now has a giant manor. Valen is apparently a dumbass and does not know how to carry a fucking cat. The cat’s collar says Frey! “FEY WILD CHILD”. Not just a house, its our house! Blaze grew up! The whole town built the manor for the Dawnthorn clan. There’s 4 wings in the house, 1 for each of us (Connor and Morga have half). Only Finn has access to the library. Rose is older! She is there too. We need to find Scarlett and Mintri who have been missing the entire 10 years. Sera took over the next town over and militarized it. Amiko and Atlas are here too?! We all go inside and Morga and Connor ask Astalia and Finn to be Maid of Honor and Best Man (they say yes!). Valen thinks Rose is pretty hot tbh.

Everyone goes to bed. Many euphemisms for what Morga and Connor get up too. Morga is being lazy and staying in bed. Connor gets up to see the kids cooking breakfast. Kanuck laughs about the kids struggling to cook. Connor wakes up Finn in the library. Connor goes back to Morga to wake her up and she pulls him onto the bed. Why is Connor being the responsible one?! Morga goes to wake up Astalia. Astalia goes to wake up Rose. Rose says she’s in the bathroom but they hear a crash. Rose says she’ll meet everyone downstairs but Morga’s mom senses are going off.

Astalia sees a hummingbird pass Rose’s window and follows it with Morga. The bird turns to blue smoke, and it’s Tali, Astalia’s grandmother. She came to town early to get to know people before the wedding. Rose comes out, but she’s hiding something. Morga tells her, “Move or I’ll make you move.” Meanwhile, Tali goes downstairs, acting like she knows Connor and Finn. Rose reaches into her room, still trying to hide something. Morga uses a gust of wind to get the door open, and all three argue. Astalia is good cop, Morga is bad cop. Rose starts crying and comes back holding….. Air?? JUST KIDDING, it is a person and Rose’s girlfriend, Elyndra. She showed up early for the wedding. Tali is in Seraphina’s court but is helping with the rebellion efforts. Rose knows Valen likes her. Rose gives a vial to Astalia for when she sees Scarlett. Morga threatens Rose for letting down Valen. Morga, honey, that was rude. Now we make “come” “arrival” jokes.

Elyndra is still learning common She only learned for Rose. Apparently, Rose is dirty minded. Morga speaks to herself about Astalia’s feelings for Scarlett and Rose can understand. They make Astalia realize her feelings about Scarlett. Rose hugs Astalia like a daughter and calls Tali grandma. I have a note here that just says “NO SEX AT THE TABLE” umm… No explanation. Okie. Connor asks Finn to fix his arm. We might not be able to until we get to Scarlett’s shop where Scarlett and Mintri are. But it’s not really them? Valen and Elara are told to stay at the house and help clean. Woah woah woah…. Timmy and Tommy are guards?! Kanuck asks us to check on Scarlett and Mintri because he thinks it is them. Oh shit, the Inn is WAY bigger!

Walking through the town, everything is the same but different and its scary how much has changed. What used to be regular walls now has military presence and reinforced walls. All the Gods are chill and give Finn a small bag ok baklava from “The Brainy Bunch”. EXPLOSION at Scarlett’s! Morga runs, Connor follows, then Finn, then Astalia. There’s smoke coming from the door, a dead guard, and 2 sets of glowing eyes, 1 bright red, and 1 bright yellow. The Fire and Ice Blades light up! A firebolt is thrown at us! Exact note reads Connor and Astalia fail DEX but I’m chill 😎 no literally I drew a smiley with sunglasses.

Morga and Astalia arrive at the gate and see Seraphina standing with a Manticore. Morga pulls her greataxe and charges the Manticore. Astalia can feel there’s something the magic is weird AF. Seraphina is looking dead at Morga and Astalia because she thought we all died. Astalia yells at Seraphina about the 20 years that have been stolen from her because of Connor and Morga time skip. “Essentially FUCK YOU!” They argue about Elefer and her daughter. “Your ex-fling told us a lot. Even Lucifer can’t stand your sorry ass.” Seraphina disappears but the Manticore stays behind. Morga things Seraphina might not be that bad?! The weird AF magic is coming from the Manticore? WTF it was an illusion! 3 robed wizards appear where the Manticore was. Both Morga and Astalia are ACTUALLY using spells?!

MEANWHILE

 Scarlett and Finn are still working on Connor’s arm when they hear ANOTHER explosion. Connor is impatient and wanting to find Morga. Scarlett distracts Connor by showing him the armor she made for him. THE SELUNE DREAM ARMOR?! Great, another fucking explosion. Connor really REALLY impatient now. Mintri comes back and distracts Connor with poker. Everyone talks about what has happened over the last 10 years. Mintri gives Connor a token with his face on it. Oh shit, there’s tokens for everyone in the party! The coin melts into Connor’s skin and now, Connor feels like he IS Bahamut, not just a vessel. More coins were supposed to be made for a lot of different people including but not limited to Luci, Amiko, Atlas, SERAPHINA?!

THE ARM IS DONE!

Scarlett gives the arm to Finn so he can connect it. The arm connects to Connors nervous system and he immediately feels PAIN. Connor wiggles the fingers as nanites ripple down making the arm look like normal skin with gold banding that looks like tattoos. Connor rolls his should, seeing how it feels. He and Finn go to put the Selune dream armor on. Scarlett follows to help. The arm changes to match the armore when it is put on. The Ethereal Armor radiates light. The banding in Connor’s arm is now a reddish white banding. HOW MANY FUCKING EXPLOSIONS ARE WE GONNA HEAR.

Connor takes off, rushing outside. HE HAS BAHAMUT WINGS?! He is getting bigger?? But doesn’t realize it yet. He flies to Morga and Astalia while Finn holds onto his leg. Morga is impressed by Connor’s size 😉. Mintri air drops next to Astalia.Rose is the one who told Mintri to make the coins and Scarlett to make the armor. Scarlett appears and uses her fire to lift Astalia. Connor scoops up Morga and feels a searing pain in his head. Rose uses an image of an older Morga saying, “We need to talk,” to get them to come back to the house. Morga sees Connor, and he has silver and gold scales on his face, but they are smooth against his skin “like a fish”. Holy shit, Connor has a tail?!  He has dragon claw feet?! They fly to the house. Astalia, Scarlett, and Rose group hug.

Morga tell Connor “Check out your feet and butt. And your face too.” He activates the power and checks himself out in the mirror. All the coins are passed out. Nothing happens when Finn takes his. Morga and Scarlett’s melt into their hands. Astalia’s coin feels like ice and radiates love and peace. All of our respectable Gods BECOME us! WE ARE THEM! Coins that were not supposed to be ready somehow are??? Kanuck’s coin melts into him too. Side note: Garrett also has a coin. Rose says we can’t MAKE Finn choose his God. Woah woah Scarlett, Mintri, Kanuck, Timmy, Tommy, ETC are all vessels too?! The twins walk out of a bedroom with Timmy and Tommy and Connor gives them the coins.Elara floats and glows and says “What the fuck?” Tommy takes his coin and poofs and is healed??

 Elara notices Astalia pocket Seraphina’s coin. Astalia wants to destroy it. Elara tosses Valen his coin. Valen glows and floats and does a superhero landing. Timmy turns into a puddle before reappearing healed as well. Astalia pulls Scarlett to the side and gives her Seraphina’s coin. Scarlett tells Astalia that she doesn’t feel like Seraphina is genuine with her actions. We need to get help from Elefer for the whole Seraphina thing. We need to help the town so they can trust us again. We need to prove we didn’t abandon them. There’s multiple timelines???? Rose will call Astalia mom or mother but not stepmom. Morga and Connor speak in celestial about Seraphina “not having a coin.” Mintri wants pecans not cheese?? Rose screams, clutching her head and collapses.

Scarlett, Elyndra, and Astalia rush to Rose’s side. When she opens her eyes, they are white and make everyone take a step back. In a deep, heavy voice, she says, “In 2 month’s time, Calamity shall strike. It is up to the heroes to decide whether they leave all alliances and rivalries behind them & save the day or let calamity strike.” The visions usually tire Rose out, so Scarlett and Astalia take her to bed. Elyndra is confused and scared, but does not think Seraphina deserves to be forgiven. She leaves, and Morga attempts to follow but fails. Morga wants to try to charm Seraphina??? How about we try not to use magic, please?? The house feels familiar to Scarlett, and she goes outside to a pool area. She takes off her pants and shirt to go swimming, and Astalia joins. Morga pulls Connor into their bedroom for a private conversation. Finn receives three books directly from the Brainy Bunch. Using one of the books, he makes a little mechanical duck.

Meanwhile, Morga tells Connor she wants to give up the axe. Finn is showing everyone his little duck. Someone is at the door for Morga? Kanuck tells Morga good luck before she opens the door. ATLAS!!! And Amiko! Atlas’ coin melts into him; Amiko falls limp on the ground. Atlas goes hot and cold, causing frost on Connor’s metal arm. Aries sends Connor a steak and a burlap sack? Connor tries to catch it, and it's just…. Meat? Atlas is BEGGING, and his fur is shaped like ice but moves like fire. ATLAS IS TALKING TO ME?? He says to give him the steaks.

He also has three heads! So he gets three steaks, one for each. Atlas goes back to normal. Finn comes in and wants to know which God Amiko got. Amiko is up and moving now. Kanuck refuses to answer which God is in him. Amiko is Set! Astalia and Scarlett come back in. We should really get going to help the town. Finn heads out towards the wall and changes his duck into a big metal dog. Morga grabs her lute and heads to the infirmary area. Astalia heads to the tavern to help there. Scarlett stops Connor from following Morga and wants him to go to the barracks. Morga is healing where she can in the infirmary as best as possible. Calista Morningstar is in charge.

Morga is the 2nd highest rank there. Celestial energy flows from Calista to Morga. Calista wants to pay Morga back and offers to perform the wedding ceremony for her and Connor. Astalia sees cots ||originally thought my handwriting said cats and was confused|| and sleeping bags all around the tavern. There’s a fuzzy black and grey tail talking to an elf. ITS JARED! Astalia is able to get the door leading upstairs open. It was a push/pull type of situation…. Jared, learn doors please. Astalia can feel the panic from everyone but wills them to be peaceful. The 6th floor of the tavern is off limits to everyone except the DawnThorn Clan. A rock gnome kid asks Astalia for some healing. Connor arrives at the barracks. No one is in armor, they’re all just sitting around. They lost their captain. Connor tries to rally them and they do no give AF. Connor gets pissy and starts radiating light ||he’s accidentally turning into dwagon|| Everyone goes outside to begin sparring and training except a tabaxi who is out smoking against a tree. He was forced to join the military. His real name is Shadow Fang. The whole Fang clan died because he was out adventuring. He used to go by Dave but no one ever cared to truly KNOW him. Shadow is now Connor’s right hand man. Finn is at the wall and sees Kellog. They are trying to reinforce the wall. Kellog takes Finn to a little shed that’s bigger on the inside. Finn hears a familiar noise and sees a guy with a mechanical eye who offered to help after the battle. His name is H as in Hephaestus. He is making brick to reinforce the wall with stone AND metal. H touches Finn and gives him temporary power.

“Are you really best friends if you can’t call each other bitch?” Finn and H have made a shit ton of bricks and Finn is somehow better??? What to do with the scrap……? Wife’s boyfriend told H about Finn. So wait, is Finn about to start/end a war?? That’s why Ares is watching him?! Finn takes the scrap to tinker with. Finn’s dog is good boy. H puts the scrap into good boy and it melts into the dog like veins. Dog takes the properties of the elements it absorbs. “Tinkering for Dummies” is supposedly written in a language that has been dead for centuries. Exact note reads “TAKE OFF THE DUST JACKET!!!!” It’s actually a book called “Advanced Artifact Making.” Energy pulses between H and Finn so that H can read the book too. It’s all tinkering from pre-calamity. Basically Finn is extra smart boy.

Finn is special and gets to choose his God. How many Gods WANT Finn?! Finn’s soul is from PRE-CALAMITY?! H wasn’t always a God. H’s old friend is Finn’s soul. TBH Finn is in shock. H messed up with the bricks because he was watching Finn. Exact note here: “FINN IS GOD YOOO.” Finn can have 3 deities?!?! Athena wants to fuck Finn confirmed. H gives him ANOTHER bag of holding. Finn is told there are 2 visitors at the house and goes to find everyone else. He finds Astalia playing with a group of kids and keeping them entertained. 6th floor of the tavern is only for the DawnThorn Clan? A familiar voice tells the tabaxi girl to let Astalia go. It’s Marquis! Astalia asks Finn to modify a ring for Scarlett. Now Finn and Astalia find Connor. Connor is leaving Shadowfang as a test to see how he does on his own.

Connor recognizes the music coming from the infirmary and knows it is Morga. Astalia playfully pushes Connor into the tent. Morga stops playing when she sees him but a drow picks up the song. His name is Malachi. Morga “fixes” his lute and we head back to the house. Tali is there with Elefer! We need to meet Seraphina on neutral ground. Astalia continues to pick on Connor??? A dark teal Dragonborn walks into the house…. It’s Yza!! She needs Scarlett to check on something. Why is Tali being weird….? We fall through a hole and mid sentence were launched into the air. Connor feels magic trying to take over and it works! He is able to steer while we fly. A spectral dragon leads us where to go.

Were brought to a run down cabin in the woods and Seraphina is waiting outside. Seraphina hasn’t been her normal self in a few days and feels like someone was controlling her. Elara and Valen are brought there?! A deep voice from Seraphina says he brought them here. We can see the essence of Artemis and Apollo behind the twins. Morga’s eyes glow bright green and she rages. The twins are terrified and Connor tries to calm Morga down. Elefer steps in front of Seraphina and uses calm emotions on Morga to end her rage Morga is able to picture the kids like when they were little. Elefer looks at Seraphina and grows in size, her eyes glow bluish/green and pink, and she blasts the thing out of Seraphina. Black smoke flows out of Seraphina but the chains holding the twins and Seraphina are still there.

Elefer breaks the chains and the twins run to Morga. The black smoke fades away causing crashing and rumbling from upstairs. Tali tries to leave but Astalia blocks her. Black smoke comes from Tali’s mouth now! She’s under some sort of spell. Seraphina has been controlled by the black smoke since Elefer was a baby. It’s official. Morga is no longer a barbarian and no more raging. The front door is fucking gone! Astalia feels a coin drop in her pocket. Elefer says we can trust Seraphina and the coin shoots at Seraphina and embeds itself into her head. Her body is lifted with pure light and she is radiating.

She feels light and happiness. Seraphina is Ilio who was friends with Selune. Seraphina is Pansexual QUEEN. FUCK! We’ve been blocked by bookshelves. Connor attacks a locked door (and crits that shit) because fuck you that’s why. The room is an absolute mess. When moving the debris, it disintegrates. Valen disarms the traps that Astalia saw in the room.Chests! In all the corners of the room! Everyone uses mage hand/some other means just in case of mimics. 8 pouches of gold is found and guess who tf found the mimic…..It was Elara. 😭 Finn kills the mimic and Astalia accidentally hurt Valen. Valen taking everything, he is UNPHASED. NEXT ROOM NEXT ROOM. It’s magically sealed…. But it was empty. There’s another door and another chest! There’s a pan holder grip made of gold for Heirloom. A handle grip for an axe, a new guard for a sword, a fancy new dagger, and lute strings. Connor’s Xymor blade is +2 to hit and 1d4 radiant damage now. Great axe shoots to Finn and molds into Jack. The chest is now a bag that can’t be opened right now.

The bookshelves are back to normal!  There’s fresh food and alcohol…..Astalia said to not eat it….She checks behind the bar and they find a fridge! Like a real refrigerator! Connor actually knows something they don’t and explains. Tupperware too!! The fridge is magic, there’s no plug. Astalia tries to lift Finn over the bar. Finn’s just fine thanks. Seraphina tries to read “The Very Hungry Wyrmling” to Valen. Connor tries to take the OJ in the fridge and Astalia gets mad at him. FINALLY someone does an arcana check n the food. Can everyone please stop picking up Finn? No magic detected, Connor’s fucking drinking the OJ. Morga takes the Tupperware and opens it. She shoves a piece into her mouth! It’s a chocolate mint cheesecake ❤️❤️❤️Finn steals some and feels compelled to try it. Elefer’s other grandma used to make something similar. Astalia spits it out because she doesn’t like it Elara finds something! They try to pull it off the bookshelf but has to literally use her foot for leverage.Morga stole all the alcohol btw. It felt like something was pulling the book form the other side…..Morga hits the bookshelf and it releases ||😏|| sending the book and Elara flying. It’s in a language she can’t read. Finn checks it out and sees it is primordial. “Tenebris Umbra’s Death Book.” Finn picks it up and when he opens it, it starts glowing. No harmful magic is in it but the magic can’t be identified. It looks like events that have yet to happen..,..There’s talk of a final battle but the names are changed. BBEG is defeated but how……? Valen asks Astalia to read him “If You Give an Owlbear a Cookie.” Connor to the rescue, push them tables out the fucking way. They crumble into a pile of splinters. Finn fights the urge to look at all the books in this room. Astalia notices something glittery…. Everyone gets 200 gold! There’s a broken shield and 12 rings.

Morga’s rings

• Ring of Invisibility

• Very warm ring

• Nothing….

Astalia’s rings

• Ring of Truth

• Ring of Invisibility 

• Ring of Spell Storing (Fireball)

Elefer is lying about something…? She’s having trouble with her wildshape magic…. SHE’S PREGNANT?! But how?!? Morga talks to her in primordial. Seraphina is crying. Connor is like proud father. Elefer turns Finn into a woman to make a point on the “how.” TITTIES. Valen can’t fucking read…. He found “The Runaway Dinosaur.” 

Connor’s rings

• Ring of Jumping

• Ring of Telekinesis 

• Ring of ||redacted||

Finn’s rings

• Ring of Protection

• Ring of Shooting Stars

• Ring of X-Ray Vision

Finn notices something behind the bookshelf. Connor tries to move it but can’t…Elefer turns into a mouse and goes under the shelf and opens the passage. Up a ladder we go. BARRELS EVERYWHERE. Red barrels are TNT……Traps?! Weirdly…… no. Empty chest… There’s a dead stray dog in a cage 😭. Second cage has 2 chickens…. One is half eaten and the other is a CANNIBAL. Third cage has fluff and feathers… but it’s got some shallow breathing! Astalia heals it and it takes off running, phasing through the wall. Finn uses the X-ray ring but Morga and Astalia run face first into the wall…. All the chests except the ones at the back are empty. 200 plat and seemingly empty chest. Almost seems like it could be smaller inside…. There’s a false bottom, and a key underneath. We go back downstairs and up the normal staircase leading to a room. There’s a door that’s locked…. Key doesn’t fit at first but slowly shrinks to fit! That’s not how that usually happens… Morga finds the thing! It glows purple and hisses. DISPLACER KITTEN. Elara calmed the kitten! She bonded to Elara ❤️. Rumble downstairs? The door is back!! Portal door is opened and takes us to the foyer of the house. Seraphina is gone….? Oh wait! She’s an black cat. Call her Tiger. Oh BTW book won’t leave Finn.

We get back to the house. Astalia and Finn go up to Scarlet and Rose’s rooms. Connor and Morga go to their room. Scarlet is dressed VERY comfortable  😉. Astalia is distracted by *titties*. Astalia tell Scarlet about Seraphina being there. Finn is just standing there. Awkward af. Book is in Rose’s handwriting but her visions are not that vivid. It’s almost like it’s being written like a memory. The book was published 30 years ago?! Rose can’t offer any insight unfortunately. Astalia decided to spend the night with Scarlet 😏😉. Scarlet grabs Astalia BY THE THROAT and pulls her in 🥵. Finn makes the engagement ring for Astalia and holds onto it until morning. Connor wants to start planning the wedding and Morga agrees.They cuddle to bed ❤️🥹.

Blaze wakes them up at 7AM. Morga tries to hit ‘snooze’ but Blaze cracks an egg on her head. Morga throws some on Connor before he can get away. Now they have to shower. Together 😏. Astalia goes to Finn’s room to get the ring. She has hickeys/burns down her neck and chest. Finn and Astalia reminisce about the beginning of the journey. Connor comes out and discusses wedding planning with Finn while they go to breakfast. Morga finds Astalia and Scarlet in their rooms. Scarlet’s tits are out AGAIN and Astalia tries to hide her hickeys.

Connor makes the perfect breakfast. Elara and Seraphina are going with Morga for wedding planning too. Seraphina morphs herself into baby Morga and slowly ages up to Morga now. She does the same for Connor. Astalia proposes to Scarlet and things get hella sentimental. She promises to rebuild Scarlet’s shop. They go back to meet everyone at breakfast. Morga notices that Astalia is all lovey dovey. Rose is bitching because sex was interrupted AGAIN. Astalia REALLY does not trust Seraphina and Seraphina is hurt when Astalia tries to protect Scarlet. “Bride to Be” sash magicked into Morga with fire on the ends. “Groom to Be” magicked into Connor with the vault symbol and Bahamut mark too. Everyone heads to the dress and tux shop. A man offers “spice”. Connor has no clue what spice is and tries to get some but Valen stops him by tripping him. Finn explains to Connor. “No spice?” “No spice.” “Whyyy?” “It’s drugs Connor” “Oh….🙃” Randy is Morga’s consultant and she finds her dress. Her dress has blue wings from the cape! Connor and groomsmen find their clothes. Bridesmaids find their dresses.

Mooooore wedding planning! So everyone found their dresses/tuxes. We don’t have to pay?? They say to think don’t as a wedding gift. Connor and Finn go outside to wait for the others. Morga is lost for words with all the free dresses. Seraphina gives Astalia a look. Astalia rushes Morga out the door and says the bachelorette will be more lowkey than Morga thinks. Morga threatens to girls to help with planning. Scarlet teases Astalia;Astalia freaks out. Morga and Connor start heading towards a bakery to taste cakes. They discuss venues and decide on the house. Valen tell Finn to do whatever for the bachelor party because Connor is a pretty chill guy. Finn wants to do a scavenger hunt. Astalia is still overthinking Scarlet’s teasing. Astalia doesn’t know how to tease her back. Astalia and the girls start planning her bachelorette. Morga drags Connor into a jewelry shop. He needs a ring!

We don’t have to pay here either…. When leaving, something shiny catches Connor’s eye and he tell Morgan to wait outside. It a beautiful ||redacted. Haha you thought I’d actually write it down after this long ass hidden description|| The ||hahahahahah|| was made by A.Twitch. *Everyone jokes about this thing being a golden acorn……. It’s not I promise* Connor tells the clerk he wants it Jo matter the cost. 200 plat gone…. 🙃NOW we get to go try the wedding cake. The baker has Lucky Pie?! The shop is tiny like Sarah’s room size. She brings out an Aetherian Cream Cake. Wait the cake is free too?! No, we insist on paying at least 100 plat. She passes out and a cat named Tiger ||😳|| does smelling salts to wake her up. Her father passed like 400 years ago. She is from pre calamity?! 1200 years old?! Her name is Valeria IRONFLAME?! Her parents were from different worlds. She shows us that she has crimson and black wings. She is a Nephradite. Magic’s with “attract HIM” She suggests we go to a Sylvaran florist. Tiger waves goodbye…. Before turning into a human! We get back to the house and there’s a letter addressed to Connor! ||Got you again ahahahah|| is offering their services for the wedding! It was written in draconian so only Connor could read 😁. Heading to write vows…. 

Bachelor/Bachelorette Party session!

Astalia sneaks out of the house because she’s worried she isn’t good enough for Scarlet. Scarlet comes out and sets her straight. Astalia feels intimacy without sex for the first time ever. Morga works on her vows. Connor works on ||special project don’t even worry about it|| and his vows. Astalia and Finn start getting the parties ready

BACHELOR PARTY!

Jared knocks on the door and has a note for Connor. "Today's excursion will be a scavenger hunt for your Bachelor party. The messenger also has your first clue. Good luck." First clue is to go to the Tavern. The Tavern is empty except for Kanook, Timmy, and Tommy. Connor has to listen to each of them before receiving the next clue. Timmy stands and hugs Connor, speaking independently from Tommy. TEARS! Timmy thanks Connor for saving them and for all that has happened. Tommy stands and hugs Connor, also speaking independently. MORE TEARS! Tommy tells Connor if it wasn’t for him they would have never joined the guard. MR. CONNOR!!!! 😭Kanook thanks Connor for all that he has done and wants Connor and Morga to be GODPARENTS(!!) to Timmy and Tommy. 

Next clue: a large white bone, an axe, a glass of milk, and a t-bone steak. To the new arena to find Amiko and Atlas. Atlas tackles Connor from behind (literally every time). Connor has a sharp pain in his head but hears Atlas thank him for taking care of Morga and Amiko. Atlas threatens Connor if he hurts Morga.  “KEEP WELL FRIEND” 😭 😭 . Amiko thanks Connor for watching over Morga and gives a “big brother talk” about how if Connor hurts her, he will mount his head on a stake in the arena.

Amiko give him a sword and says it is from someone Connor barely met but impacted greatly. Heading to the barracks to meet Dave Shadowfang. The whole guard is there! Dave says he is who he is because of Connor.

Dave gives Connor a book and a piece of paper falls out with a picture and a note, “You WILL return this book to Finn.” Heading to the woodshop. Marquis! He gives Connor a little wooden mechanical dragon and a kid size bow.

Teleport to Valen where he almost MURDERS Connor with a fucking arrow. Valen is unphased when Connor just side steps that shit.

“I wouldn’t be the man I am today without you.” He hands him a cup of dice for the next clue.

One of the first bonding moments was Finn teaching Connor to play Liar’s Dice! Teleport to the house where all the boys are but Finn is closest. Finn makes Connor ||and Renai|| cry with his big emotional speech. He gives him a golden locket w/the DawnThorn crest on it. When Connor touches it, he can feel it buzz in his hand and the crystal inside plays memories of Morga and Connor.

Connor picks up Finn and “hugs the fuck out of him.” ||quoting the exact note|| Kanook says he made vault food like pizza pockets and pizza rolls! Garrett is here and helped! Garrett made mom’s chocolate cookies! Connor says they’re perfect.

BACHELORETTE PARTY!

Astalia goes to Morga’s room with Scarlet. They lead Morga to the backyard. “We’re going to Charlotte and Veronica’s!” They blindfold Morga and take her back inside to her Bachelorette Slumber Party! Astalia brings out a life size cut out of Connor for “Pin the Arm on the Connor.” Jessabelle wins after some awkward arm placements.

Gift time!

Yza gives a hair clip made from her scales with the note “I will always be loyal to you, Morga. Thank you for treating me like a being and not just a thing. It isn’t much, but I hope you know how much you and the Dawnthorn Clan mean to me.”

Rose gives a handkerchief with Morga’s signature in blue thread with the note “Aunt Morga- I still have the bloody handkerchief you signed for me, so I imitated the signature to make you this, and chose blue to remind you of Connor’s eyes. You could also use it as your ‘Something Blue’, if you’d like, and tuck it into your dress pocket. Thank you for saving my mom in her shop, and for always having my other mom’s back both in and out of battle.”

Elyndra gives dragon’s breath hot sauce with the note “Mrs. Morga, I know I don’t know you too well yet, and you still scare me a little bit, but I wanted to give something to Rose’s Aunt. She said you liked spicy things, and this is an old family recipe.”

Lyra gives a queen size quilt in blue and green with the note “Dearest Morga, I took a few years off from knitting to make you this, because every family needs a warm quilt. I hope it brings you warmth and happiness for years to come. Don’t worry, I also made more sweaters for everyone too, even the ones I just recently learned about!”

Poppy gives handmade ||lumpy|| potholders in blue and green with the note “Morga, I’m not nearly as good as my mom yet, but I wanted to make you something completely by myself. I’d love to show the twins around Drakewood one day, you should come visit again soon!”

Ragna has two gifts. 1st gift is the Gorethorn family heirloom; every Gorethorn wears it on their wedding day. 2nd gift is 2 certificates for the Whispering Waters spa; a pair for Morga and Connor and a pair for Morga and Ragna with the note “Hey sis, this first gift is more from the Gorethorn Clan as a whole, but the second is just from me. My husband and I found this lovely little hot spring and spa called Whispering Waters- I’m paying for two weekend getaways for you. The first, for you and Connor to take some well-deserved time to relax just the two of you, and the second one for you and me to go together for some sisterly bonding, if you want. I really want to know you, Morga.”

Elefer gives a bracelet with a charm that can be used to create a soundproof bubble with the note “Mom, This is something I wish I could’ve given you during those 20 years in the Feywild… I know the rooms here have charms on them, but it wouldn’t hurt for you to have this on hand… Love you!!!” Morga smirks a little bit reading the note.

Seraphina gives a gold bracelet that can project any moment of Morga’s life with the note “I know it's not much, but I hope you can SEE the happiness in your life better than I ever could…”

Jessabelle gives a rainbow butterfly broach from Rosalie with the note “Morga- Rosalie, Elefer’s other mom, asked me to give this to you, for your something new, to thank you for taking in and raising her daughter so well. She thought you could maybe attach it to the ribbon of your bouquet. Thank you for the wonderful years we spent together in the Feywild cottage.”

Scarlet blindfolds Morga and takes her to the kitchen where there is a fridge! She gives her the note “Morga, It’s been a pleasure to see how much you’ve grown since leaving the arena behind you. Talia told me about the magical iceless ice box you encountered at the strange abandoned tavern, and I decided to try my hand at making one for the manor for the Dawnthorn Clan. I appreciate everything you’ve done for me, Rose, and Talia, so incredibly much. Thank you.”

Astalia gives a family tree painting of the DawnThorn Clan that magically expands as more kids and family appear.

Tali gives a recipe for strawberry fireblossom jam and a potted fireblossom with the note “Morga, I saw how much you enjoyed the jam when I first brought it by, so now you can make more of your own. Normally, fireblossoms grow just outside the Feywilds, mostly around the Winterbloom family home, but you can plant this one here at the manor to have a constant supply. Additionally, in my eyes, you are just as much my granddaughter as Talia is, if you’d have crazy old me as a grandmother figure in your life. I know I haven’t known you long, but I am so proud of you.”

She also gives a very old ring as something borrowed which is a Winterbloom heirloom.

Elara gives the hand carved, hand strung lute ||I wrote lyre but its definitely a lute….|| with the note “To mom, Growing up in the feywilds, you made sure that Valen and I grew up strong and well versed in music. Though I never picked up the knack for playing, I have always loved hearing you play. This took a long time to get right but I hope it reminds you that you are an amazing mother that made our lives full of music.”

Varina gives a necklace with a music note and Morga recognizes it as her mother’s. Bachelorette was a HUGE success and ends in a pillow fight.

Wedding Session Notes

Poppy, Kellogg, Lyra arrive. Poppy gives Finn a sweater she made that was infused with magic. Uncle H asks Astalia if she can manage the guests on her own and has Finn come to finish setting up. Turns out Uncle H and Astalia had never met, and Astalia is made to feel very stupid due to their being a nameplate that reads "Hephaestus". H reaches into his Marry Poppins, bigger on the inside, packed toolbelt, and pulls out 3 metal balls and tosses them, they turn into automitons. H says, "Wedding Crap, Go" and they start to rearrange all the chairs and things prepping for a wedding. Kanook, Timmy, and Tommy come outside calling to Finn and Astalia, "Hey I think they got it, lets go greet the guests." Marque, Varina, and their kids arrive, turns out the kid that had walked up to Astalia was Marque's kid. Varina calls out Marque for calling it the herd instead of the Pack. Ragna, Stetson, and their kids enter. Baulder, Hermes, Thor, and Set walk in. It confuses Astalia. Morga and Connor both now have a note saying they are here, thinking the invites were lost in the mail and they weren't crashing.

Baulder walks over to the open bar, grabs a bottle from behind the counter and just chugs it. "Okay, Now I'll behave myself." Set walks up to Amiko, who was walking suspiciously out of the kitchen, they have a nice little chat, then start laughing before going into the kitchen. Yza, who is dressed, enters. Finn notices the next guest, and his eyes dart over to Astalia curious to her reaction. Mistletoe, her cousin. Asking if they can move on since it's been 10 years. Astalia asks if she still follows Selune. Mistletoe says yes but she explains Selune thinks Astalia is dead. Selune wants to be at Astalia's wedding to support the one who helped her change. Mistletoe walks away. Next to arrive is a person wearing a tux holding a book, as soon as they walk in it turns into a beautiful dress. She introduces herself as Calista to the two that haven't met her. "By chance is there a woman named Charlotte here?" "Yeah, she's here with her father and her girlfriend Lucifer." A Huge slap can be heard from the garden.

 ||at this moment Sarah has an almost dies from realizing wtf happened||

Astalia goes to check on Veronica || insert Heathers refrence here|| Charlotte came in. No one to told Charlotte that Calista was officating and she would have told Veronica to stay hom cause um.... oops its Calista's ex...fiance..... One thing let to another then Calista cut them off. Now they know why.  Veronica opens the door, perfectly fine. "It'll be fine."

Next to enter is, Valeria and Gypsy. They're frantic thinking they're late to the wedding. SHOCKER THEY'RE TOGETHER! A Violin can be heard from the doorway, a raccoon dressed ridiculously can be seen, "I'm not late am I?" It's Jared! Behind him is a couple friends, Two Flutes. They ask about going to get set up. A little boy walks up to Astalia, "Am I allowed to be here?" It's Obi, the rock gnome she entertained in the tavern. Scarlett walks up, they all go to get set with the groomsmen. Finn is approached by Garrett, who lets him know that Morga is ready. Elyndra walks down the asle with a little sign. Elefer and walks down the alter with the flowers. There is a black cat wearing a blue or green bowtie depending the angle you look at it, who we assume is Frey. There is also an orange cat curled up in Valeria's lap.

||At this moment we realize how drunk Robert is.||

Everyone makes it to their seats. Bridesmaids and Groomsmen have entered. The music changes and Morga walks down the aisle with Marque. A wild duck attracts the Black and Orange cats and they kill it and return. Connor is crying. Marque gives her away before sitting with his family. Morga closes the steps and stands across from her fiance. Calista starts to officiate. Calista talked to everyone about how they met. She explains how they met. Morga calls out Calista on her language and gets put in her place. When she gets to the arena. a lighting strike, Zues, Posiden, and Hades appear. Morga side eyes them and Posiden gets scared and turns into a fish, Zues puts him in a fish bowl. She finishes up and asks for Connor and Morga's vows to each other.

Connor’s Vows:

“Morga, my love…. When I met you, I was quite literally lost in the woods and when you found me… all I could think was wow… how did I come across this beautiful green goddess? I’m not afraid to admit that I fell in love the minute I laid eyes on you, but I kept my feelings hidden for so long, the instant attraction, the immediate panic when you were sucked into the amulet, and the absolute euphoria at seeing you again. I thought… there’s no way this woman could want anything to do with this dumb vault boy. But when I died and Bahamut gave me another chance at life I decided then and there… I’m going for it. And I’m so glad I did, because without you I would shatter, but with you I am indestructible. I have waited… over 20 years to officially promise myself to you in front of our family and friends. Morga Gorethorn, (he will pull out the metal flower at this time) I promise to love you until the last petal on the last flower in this bouquet (he will place the flower in the middle of the bouquet at this time) falls. For every day, every second. In sickness, and in health. For richer, or poorer. Until the end of time itself.”

Morga's Vows follow:

"To my one-armed wonderboy, From day one when I brought you to the tavern from the wilderness I knew you were different. Little did I know just how right I was. Everytime Astalia hit on you I always got a bit jealous and couldn't figure out why and I got angry at that. Then when we rescued Jared's family from Tugnu, I saw you in battle and it all made sense, I was falling for you. All your mishaps and not understanding things made me laugh and I had no clue how to tell you or if I even could. When I was pulled into the amulet, thoughts of you kept me going, kept me fighting. Even Loki saw it in my eyes and tried to use images of you against me but I knew better. When I finally got out, immediately I wanted to see you and no one else and it made me so happy to see you but it took so much to not say anything then until I just ya know... killed my dad and you became a god. We have literally been to hell and back and now we finally stand here saying our I do's with our closest friends and family. Connor I love you and I vow to never stop, I won't stop in sickness, I won't stop in health, you are mine to have and hold, for richer for poorer, we have changed each other for the better so what worse? she will chuckle here "And Connor?... till death do Us Part."

No one objects, in fear of Connor's bahamut a bit, Astalia looks at everyone, Finn jumps onto the dog, Atlas brings Morga's axe. He takes it away, then Calista dispells all magic that wasn't cast by her. A woman now sits on Valeria's lap who moves to a seat next to her. Instead of a Black Cat, a man with white hair sits there. Exactly as in the photo. It's Gallifrey. Rings are brought forward by Atlas. They kiss. PARTY TIME! The kids are under a silence dome. Food is eatten and cake is served. They feed each other cake.

• We do shots out of character Finn gives his best man toast, "To The Dawnthorns, Next time you go into a portal for 20 years take us with you so we can expierence everything." They share their first dance. Valen, Elara, and Two Flutes preform their dance. Elara and Valen debate giving Elara's at the end. Astalia gets up to give her gift and her maid of honor speech. A Portrait of them. Best Man Speech: When Morga and Connor came back from the Faewild room after those 20 years, well, whenever they fell through that portal, I got a little worried, because I had no idea what was going to happen to them. But then I remembered, through all the adventures that we've had, Morga and Connor are probably the strongest people I know, and that whatever they were going through in that 20 years, they would be okay. And I was proven very right when they came out, not only to see them alive, but to see their kids with them, and that the strength that they had had grown so much. And it was very inspiring to see that not only did their strength help them persevere, the love they had for each other kept them together as well, and that no matter how frivolous the trials may be. The love and strength will help you persevere, and these two are a testament to that statement, To The Dawnthorns. Gifts Uncle H gives: a toaster, microwave, airfryer, pizza maker, etc. Tali gives: Fine China with the crest on it. Scarlett made the frame for the portrait. Thor gives: A discreet box, Lengiere Set gives: Vault Boy Bobble Head but its Set Hermes gives: A vibrating box from Adam and Eve. Baulder gives: WOLF PUPPIES!!!! Elefer and Jessabelle gives: They're naming the twins after us. -Morga with Garrett's help gives: A Vault-Tech suit Connor gives: A Beautiful Bracelet made by P. Twitch Finn gives: Each of them a compass that points to the other. Lyra, Kellogg, and Poppy give: Sweaters reading "Connors Toy" and "Morga's Plaything." Atlas gives: Him as an anthro-canine who can speak in common and each of us a doggie bone made of Platnum. Amiko runs up: A big ass heavy box to Morga, a brand new lute made of Mahogany with strings made of gold and written in Celestial, "For the forever Arena Queen from your forever Arena King", that has the ability, when playing 314, the lute changes into a battle axe with a dark mahogany handle and a gold blade, when you pluck it again it turns back into a lute. a large square box to Connor, inside a shield he made himself, using all the weapons he used in the arena. Dave runs in and gives: the guard enter carrying a glass case with something inside. Inside is a giant piece of cloth, a flag, with the clan's symbol on it. We are making the new Dawnthorn Nation. ALSO tosses a small box to Connor inside is the admiral insigna from the town. Rose and Elyndra give: A piece of paper that says: Ha you thought Charlotte, Veronica, and Calista give: They apologize for everything then kiss, all of them, and walk away. Seranis and Mierith come up and thank us for inviting them. Zenith comes up and starts signing to us but eventually starts TALKING to us, thanking us and telling us he was going to a monistary. Blaze walks up he puts an egg at Morga's feet. The party moves to outside for Elara's gift, a fireworks show. Zenith runs inside the tent and a large explosion is heard.

• End

After hearing the explosion form inside the tent, everyone rushes in and sees the crater where the head table was. The emblem is gone, Zenith is gone, our egg is gone! Valen comes stumbling in drunk af on Starglow. Elara bet 3 platinum he wouldn’t down it… Seranis comes and picks Valen up after he passes tf out. The explosion were *magic*. There’s a weird floating white rock in the center. Finn throws a copper piece into the crater, it sparks and floats a while. Finn thinks this is some time magic bullshit. Scarlet does not want Astalia to go in. Finn does and he passes out after getting some wild *visions*. Something falls out of Finn’s hand. Astalia tries to pick it up but its hot as hell. Morga tries to hold it and its fucking freezing. There’s magic coming from…. Somewhere. Connor ||immunity to hot and cold really coming in handy here|| holds the stone and sees it a little armadillo.

*This* is the magic imbued item but… its just a rock?

CHRONOMANCY

Finn gasps and shoots up. Finn saw a war or a battle, couldn’t recognize it, saw a town or city looked like way into the past, tech not as advanced, gave Finn a time vision or something, can’t really tell if it was past or future. Rose goes Vulcan and presses her fingers to Finn’s head. Both of their eyes roll back. Visions of us fighting something while everyone else is fighting an army.  The vision changes and Rose describes beauty and all magic is outlawed, zooms to an island where tech is outlawed, zooms to a town w/ a statue with tech and magic. Rose comes back and says “Zenith” before passing out into Finn’s lap. Astalia picks her up and her and Scarlett carry Rose back to the house. “Oh no, they’re going to have sex again” – Finn about Connor and Morga. Hephaestus calls Finn out of the tent. There’s a huge crowd of people. “Hey nerds! He’s here!” – H. Finn notices all the Gods of wisdom. All of them look like civilians. Except Ares wearing a bow tie and suit of armor. Every. Single. Wisdom God is there for Finn.

“What you saw will come to pass” – Athena

Finn is choosing…. *FINALLY*  Quetzacoatl is there too! Thoth and…..?  Astalia just rejecting gifts left and right…. Ares give brandy and condoms to Conna and Morga as a wedding gift. Second God is H!  Keeping Leviathan because he’s been with Finn since the beginning. Finn *finally* absorbs his coin. The ring comes off his hand and light goes from the ring to the 2 Gods…. AND ATHENA. Ring changes colors to represent all the Gods. 

Coin *shoots* at Finn. Finn catches it and it seeps into his hand with the 4 beams of light. Finn can see everyone’s energy is off of them. The Gods can’t be on the mortal plane when “*HE*” arrives. All the Gods look scared, even Ares. They refuse to say his name. Saying or writing his name will tell *Him* where they are. Astalia punches Finn and its like punching a wall. Finn made Astalia’s magic stronger. Who is Scarlett’s God?! Insignia of Athena ring on Finn’s left hand, bracelet on the right, and a really nice toolbelt on a nearby chair. Finn is able to pull out any tool from the tool belt. BAKLAVA!  And a little bird…? It’s a dwarf ibis and he nuzzles in Finn’s hand. Finn has a familiar now!

Robert is rude af to the women. The party is summoned into the Foyer by Astalia who is standing next to Mistletoe. Astalia is shaking, terrified. Connor and Morga were basically naked by the way. Connor is put into a crop top and boots shorts by Seraphina. Nevermind it's a tank top and jeans. Morga is in a leather crop top and boots shorts. Astalia is just scared. She needs to speak to Selune. Astalia is choosing to lose to Selune. Mistletoe is harsh to Astalia. Mistletoe leads us to the tavern. Finally the Dawnthorn only floor. Astalia is unfair to Selune who admits she isn't blameless either but not to blame for Astalia's trauma. Astalia is....Stubborn. We finally get to Selune who is eatting eggs. She seems Annoyed that Astalia is so scared. "Embrace yourself." Selune. Astalia is shrinking into herself at the sight of Selune. She had to push us but Astalia made it worse on herself. Selune asked Lathander to do that for Astalia not to choose her as a vessel. Selune didn't break Astalia. She did it to herself. The old Astalia was a whore and a theif. Selune is bleeding, she coughed up blood. Morga helps Selune back into her chair. Mistletoe is not a vessel. Selune asks Astalia one question: "Are you happy?" she responds "Yes". Selune tears up at the answer. She couldn't choose Astalia as her vessel. Turns out we're the new pantheon. Selune will meet Astalia again in another life. Selune gives her staff to Astalia to give to Mistletoe. She's fading fast. Selune turned to dust. The staff transforms for Mistletoe. She is now wearing Selune's sacred armor. The vision of war is upon us. We start prepping now. Seraphina walks in and tells us we already stopped a second calamity?! The Darkness has spawned apparently. We're not in the war. Scarlett will be on the front lines with the twins. Everyone knew about us not being in the battle. Morga was using an axe in some scenes but the lute in others. Scarlett is pregnant. Scarlett doesn't want to go into battle. exact note: "raw". It's a boy! Seraphina, Mistletoe, Scarlett and stand in a triangle their eyes glowing white. Selune's voice, "One last gift, don't waste it." Burning on our chests. Looking at our chests, the symbol for Selune is burned there.

“Just because you didn’t ask doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be grateful.” Finn wakes up in the middle of the night with the Ibis sleeping upside down like a bat. There’s a loud thud from Connor and Morga’s room. Morga had kicked Connor off the bed. Basically nothing happens overnight.

In the morning, Finn, Morga, and Connor hear scrambling at the door. It’s Scarlett! She’s got to talk to us. She goes into Connor and Morga’s room with Finn and tells them Astalia is gone?! Nope, she’s just running errands…THIS BITCH. Morga asks Scarlett for new armor to match her bard aesthetic. Scarlett leaves patting Finn on the head. 

The house is BUSY. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!? Elara and Valen are first in command, Poppy and Amiko are second. Poppy is very skilled in magic and archery. Seraphina leaves to talk to the King. Mintri restocks the kitchen.. There’s a room full of all their friends that won’t let them in… Again… WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE. Everyone goes absolutely HAM at breakfast.

Seraphina comes back and tells us Astalia took a mental health day? WHEN WE SHOULD BE PLANNING?! Kaboom has a good idea…. MONTAGE TIIIIME. Montage of everyone training, refining skills, a flight course for Connor… LUNCH TIME! Connor is carbo loading. Finn and Morga eat lots of meats. ANOTHER MONTAGE. Mid montage in the foyer, Astalia is back! She went to a pocket dimension for 5 years??? She pulled a Connor and Morga that bi-

She was in complete isolation. Another montage to show Astalia! “Do you even montage bro?” - Finn. Kanook is Chronos! Cheesy ass pose in the air to end the montage. “Cheese??” - Mintri probably. Mintri has a very complicated past… wow yeah no shit. Mintri was not surprised that Zenith disappeared. Mintri is from 5/600 years ago and Zenith went back in time! Morga bitch slaps Astalia and then hugs her. CHEESECAKE AND PIE! Time for strategy…. Endddd….

Everyone goes to bed. Finn feels a tug from Jack and goes to his room to talk. Jack wants to help on the battlefield, Finn has him stay with him. Astalia gets a gift ready for Scarlett. Connor and Morga spar before cuddling to go to sleep. Astalia *finally* gets to see Scarlett. Finn and Astalia go to breakfast. Connor has to intimidate Morga in his dragon form ||kinky|| to get her out of bed. Everyone at breakfast now. Elefor’s magic still funky from pregnancy. A note was given saying “I really wish it didn’t come to this, but I’m glad it was your four.”

A fire goes off in the middle of the table and leave a note in Primordial. “Your time has come, the chosen four. All stakes on you guys if you fail the world will end. The great crate where it all began. May not want to fight but only care about bloodthurst.” Signed with a pawprint, chicken foot, and coordinates. Connor still has that map that only he can see…. AND OF COURSE HE CAN’T READ COORDINATES. But Finn helps best as he can. There’s a vault right in the middle of the crater…. If we can keep BBEG distracted, there will be less casualties.

There used to be no time on the note but now it says midday. Connor takes Morga up to pack and give her some space because she is F R E A K I N G. Morga has new armor. Yza takes us to the coordinates. We have a nice little heart to heart moment for all of us. Astalia thinks she’s gonna die but umm… FUCK THAT. Connor walks up to the vault door. Galifrey! Astalia tries to push past but Rowan is there with Gallifrey tied to the chair. Gallifrey is having what looks like a seizure? He gave his soul to become a vessel for HIM! We need to stop him now before he gets too powerful!

Rowan is 1 of 9?! Oh but we either killed them or they died of greed… Morga’s dad was one; Connor’s second in command was too. Rowan didn’t need our help in hell, he just put us on the right path. He’s just a tiefling who can’t die of old age. To stop the Old One, we have to sacrifice a friend ||once again…. FUCK THAT|| Time moves differently in the crater and its been a few centuries since Gallifrey last saw us. They waited 5 years in the crater? ||FUCK, are we fucking AGING in the crater?!|| Rowan Paleblood can’t remember his original name.

He had a friend but can’t remember anything about him except that he saved his life and went with some weird group after. He has to fight us, he can’t just let us win even though he does want to die. Morga can unblock memories?!  Her hands glow green as she walks up to him and green/red erupts around her and Rowan. There’s a tiny flame between his horns. Beam of light from the flame looks like a projector. We see a very young Rowan walking up to a faded/blurry figure. As the image focuses more, we see it’s MINTRI!

There’s a group of figures walking up and Rowan hugs them. ||Spoiler Alert: It’s us in S&S|| “DM WTF” He and Mintri are in the tavern arguing. Mintri glows and is just…. Gone. Astalia is just ready to believe the worst in everyone all the time apparently….. MINTRI IS GOOD GODDAMNIT. BEST LITTLE RODENT. Rowan can’t fight against the Old One. Astalia…. What happened to changing for the better?

Possibly a whole new timeline?! The only way out of the contract is through death… Dude… Astalia… CHILL. Morga backs back up towards Connor. Rowan tosses his daggers and quarterstaff away OH SHIT! Surprise round! Heirloom makes Rowan hear Mintri and his grandmother. He casts shocking grasp on himself?

“I wish I could just kill myself.” Gallifrey comes back AND FUCKING TURNS ROWAN INTO DUST?!

***Exposition***

The war has started. Dave and his troops are there. NPCs are discussing battle plans. LEVEL UP BITCHES!! Connor: “Trust me. If this goes wrong, please use the ring I have on me.” And kisses Morga’s forehead. Surprise! Connor casts martyr to save Rowan and is IMMEDIATELY thrown into death saves. BUT HE SURVIVES. Rowan’s curse is broken. Now Connor has to deal with the wrath of Morga.

Let’s reiterate… Connor almost died, but he didn’t and now he’s in ***deep shit*** with Morga. “*Fuck*…” - Connor probs. Morga runs at Connor. Everyone BERATES Connor….. even though he did the RIGHT THING. Astalia yells at the BBEG. Gallifrey used to be Gallifrey the Feared. He sacrificed himself to take the Old One down. Astalia just provoking tf out of the Old One… Woah… not everyone died when they killed the Old One… Atlas lived a full life. Astalia cuts her finger with her knife and does blood magic but it only works on Gallifrey’s body, not the Old One…

Wait, holy shit. Rowan has a patron?! The Old One can’t touch us because we are #blessed ||DM MESSAGES RENAI AND ROWAN’S PATRON IS CONNOR?!|| He is Life Domain obviously. Astalia tries to use empathetic thingy to find the deity Rowan is attached to but DM discretionary says “nahhhh girl…” Astalia channels Lathander because of “New Beginnings” Rowan is now on a path he abandoned long ago. Astalia knows he is connected to Connor. WE ARE GODS! BAHAMUCONNOR. LOGA. LATHALIA. FINNEPHAESTUTHENAVIATHOTH.

Connor imbued Bahamut’s power into martyr. We are ALL blessed with God powers. New God, new patron; blind leading the blind here 🤷🏻‍♀️ Rowan is an *extension* of Connor. “Call me Bahamuconnor.” Rowan is pretty badass now ngl. Morga yeets a psybolt at the fucker. Finn tries to get some insight o. The Old One. Gallifrey falls to his knees and is back to normal? Rowan steps in front of Connor with a spectral sword and shield. Gallifrey weaves blood together creating a new body. Astalia heals Gallifrey so he can continue to build the body of his own blood. Gallifrey’s body hovers, limp, before turning back to greyish blue (drow). Old One transfers himself into the new body. Rowan puts Gallifrey into a golden cocoon. WHAT IS THE FUCKERS NAME.

He called Morga pigskin! Connor turns dragon because what ***the fuck*** did he just call my wife?! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. The body is scared but the Old One is not. All kinds of smites going on here damn. Fake Gallifrey falls to his knees. He starts turning red and fire erupts around him! Huh… His true form starts to come out and he’s basically decomposing… He misty steps putting us between himself and the vault door. 

Gallifrey clone gets up and his eyes shift to a greenish red and starts tearing away at his face revealing green. He pushes us out of the vault into the center of the crater. Rowan tumbles, dragging his face along the ground. Finn’s dog catches him. Yza is called to take Gallifrey and Rowan away form this fight. The side of the crater ERUPTS. There’s an aura around the creature there and he has a deep guttural laugh. Yooooo homey is scary bro. ZAELORN THE DESTROYER. HES FUCKING SCARY. Golden orbs from the battlefield zoom into him as he powers up. 20 orbs?! NOW HES IN HIS TRUE FORM?!

EXPOSITION

Everyone is on the field. Scarlett didn’t listen, she’s on the front line and so are the twins…. Everyone is. Even Atlas and Amiko. They regroup but Scarlett, Elara, Valen, Amiko, Atlas, basically ***everyone*** collapse as thee golden essence zooms out of them.

-    Final Session 😭

-    “Who’s ready to become a victim?!” – DM

-    C putting $$ down on Kathryn to cry first

-    Robert putting 3 check on Kathryn to cry

-    Sarah betting extra items in PoTS if Kathryn is first to cry

-    Robert betting a purple item in S&S if we beat BBEG in 2-3 turns

-    If any PC dies, Robert will bring back in another campaign

-    Renai betting one free revivify to ANY character (PC/NPC literally anyone) in Veils if beating BBEG in 2-3 turns

-    Connor AND Morga actually rolled decent initiative?!

-    Astalia||*cough cough* Kathryn|| and her Sanguine Secrets….

-    ||Side note: We KNEW she was gonna do that 😂

-    “I took the essence of the partially blessed. I took their Godly powers.”

-    Zaelorn says mortals don’t *deserve* Godly power

-    Oop, Finn getting sassy

-    Zaelorn wants to return the world to what it “needed”

-    He wants to reset the world to no Gods

-    Astalia cussing him out in every language she knows. Which is like… a lot.

-    He starts charging a bright orb of yellow light

-    EVERYONE FAILED A CON SAVE WTF

-    But Connor does 134 damage in a single turn 😂

-    “Bring it Vault Boy”

-    Branding Smite on Jack

-    “Ready to kick some ass, sir?”

-    Jack comes flying back, blade first, but Finn catches him all cool like

-    Morga runs to the side of the crater and glows green

-    Her arms are dislocating, spine protruding, and turning into a FUCKING DRAGON

-    Connor is turned on by dragon Morga

-    Scales on her ring toe are gold like her wedding band

-    A bunch of insults again in all the languages

-    Woah woah, Astalia speaks celestial and gnomish?!

-    Vaelorn incapacitated!

-    His concentration is broken! He falls to one knee, crashing through the part of the crater he hadn’t crashed through yet

-    194 damage from Connor 😜

-    Finn does some cool shit and rule of cool says he can attach his bracers to Zaelorn ||hint hint the fucking bombs are in there||

-    Morga sacrifices her turn to help Finn!

-    Everyone gets on Morga except Connor who pseudo dragons

-    Finn says the trigger word to set off the bracers!

-    WE PASSED A DC 30 SAVE

-    ZAELORN IS DEAD

-    HOLY FUCK

-    WE FUCKING DID IT

-    DUDE

-    FINN COMING IN CLUTCH

-    Zaelorn tries to get the bracer off

-    A sun basically happens on top of him before he can crush it

-    His form starts to disappear

-    The explosion is bigger than the crater

-    Like….. a lot bigger

-    Morga flies to the battlefield

-    Explosion takes out a village all the way to the edge of the battlefield

-    The shockwave takes out forests and tents

-    The twins run to Connor

-    Valen immediately recognizes Morga, but not Elara

-    Elara telekinetically pulls Morga into the group hug

-    Rose and Scarlett are fine

-    “Come back to the tent….”

-    Timmy and Tommy are crying

-    Kanook is barely hanging on….

-    Kanook had to use his life force to stop the explosion from taking more out…

-    WHAT DO YOU MEAN CONNOR CAN’T USE HIS RING OF THREE WISHES?!

-    WAIT! NO! WISH FOR KANOOK TO STAY ALIVE WITHIN THE CRYSTAL!

-    Kanook tries to sit up

-    Astalia and Morga are able to heal him a tiny bit

-    Finn is all formal and shakes Kanook’s hand

-    Connor promises to take care of the boys

-    GET EVERYONE OUT

-    Yza is there and getting everyone ready to leave

-    Morga helps too with another carriage

-    Scarlett wants to help but Astalia is upset about it

-    Kanook’s body starts to crystalise

-    The mushroom blast starts to turn into a spire/obelisk type shape

-    DawnThorn clan decrees GET OUT

-    Everyone successfully escapes the battlefield

-    There’s another shockwave but now we feel *refreshed*

-    Astalia goes to bed with Scarlett

-    This doesn’t feel like a full victory…

-    Everyone goes to bed

-    Mintri has breakfast ready for everyone when they wake up, but its solemn

-    Everyone except Astalia trickles in

-    When she finally arrives, the room gets significantly colder and glasses freeze

-    Morga thinks Astalia is pregnant

-    Astalia runs out and Scarlett follows

-    Astalia tries to channel Lathander powers on herself

-    Calista comes in to check on Astalia who’s aura feels off

-    ASTALIA IS PREGNANT?!

-    MAGICAL LESBIANS

-    It’s a girl and Scarlett is having a boy

-    CORE FOUR

-    Core Four get a vision

-    There’s a hooded figure in a giant crystal room

-    We can see each other in spectral form in the room

-    A deep voice summoned us here to see us again and talk one last time for a while

-    He takes off his hood

-    “Haven’t see us in a while!” – Kanook

-    Time moves very differently here

-    It’s been a century in the Crystal Tower

-    ZAELORN WOULD BE LUCK TO TAKE OVER AN ANT

-    Don’t waste the last 2 Wishes

-    Finn- Don’t stop learning and researching

-    Take care of the land and the kids

-    We FINALLY tell everyone about the deed to the city

-    We’re glad he didn’t go poof

-    His arm goes stiff sometimes

-    “No goodbye, only see you later.”

-    We all wake up on gurneys

-    Mintri doesn’t remember Rowan?!

-    Morga’s magic on the fritz too…. <:blurryeyes:1027969227321258064>

-    Finn rushes to the library where Rowan is

-    Scarlett made Mintri a robo leg

-    Check on Amiko?!

-    He’s sitting on the bed and of course… Atlas comes over to pounce on Connor

-    Atlas has 2 metal legs now and Connor shows him that they match!

-    Morga bear hugs Amiko who has a robo right leg, left arm, and chest piece over his heart

-    He almost didn’t survive…

-    We’re gonna go check on the army tent

-    ATLAS IS A SERVICE DOG NOW?!

-    Finn runs BACK to the library

-    All the books are off the shelf

-    Finn has a heart attack

-    Rowan is recognizing and fixing things

-    Also finishing works he never finished

-    Rowan basically CLEARS him

-    THE FUCKING BOOK FROM MORGA’S CAMP

-    The name at the bottom is illegible

-    He offers to reprint and sign for Finn

-    Rowan is *actually*….. Nikros Vexmoor

-    Finn is going to reorganize

-    Finn likes Nikros

-    5 YEAR TIME SKIP

-    The town is bustling, much bigger now

-    Finn’s group is researching

-    The area around the tower is no longer dangerous, but the magic is wild around it

-    The mansion has been rebuilt to be a castle

-    Connor and Morga rule but have never used the thrones

-    They rule as equals

-    Astalis and Scarlett’s wedding!

-    It’s a small get together

-    Finn is on Scarlett’s side as her Best Man and Rose is Maid of Honor

-    Connor and Morga are also considered Best Man and Maid of Honor

-    Elara and Valen are baby sitting Astalia and Scarlett’s kids

-    There’s a black cat keeping the kids occupied

-    In Elara’s lap, she holds two children about ¾ years old

-    Due to the circumstances in which they were born they look a little younger

-    Astalia and Scarlett’s kids are Phoenix and Holly

-    There’s a dragonborn looking baby…

-    There’s a tieflingish looking baby…

-    ||Connor and Morga were BUSY||

-    Astalia says her vows

-    Morga is pregnant AGAIN?!

-    Astalia is gonna have triplets?!

-    Valen is GAY AF

-    Erik is Valen’s bae who is a half elf/goliath

-    Timmy and Tommy are manning the shop

-    “We talk later”

-    SOMEONE’S descendant is Aetheria has a resort! 

-    6 kids is enough!