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No Pressure!
No Pressure!
Skittish kiddos are always welcome to hang out with us and eat candy, pet our very friendly old Beagle, or play with our own kiddo while their adults go through the attraction. We promise to keep your tiny goblins safe.
Keep Your Hands To Yourself!
Keep Your Hands To Yourself!
If you don't touch the monsters, they won't touch you.
If you do touch the monsters...well...we warned you.
Be Patient!
Be Patient!
We are a small attraction and can only let so many people through at a time. Please wait patiently for your turn, and feel free to chat with us while you wait! We have lots of fun stories to share.
Post Away!
Post Away!
If you enjoyed your visit, please help us spread the word! Tell your friends, family, coworkers, and all the people from high school you haven't seen in 20 years to come on by!
No Running!
No Running!
There are power cords and other potential trip hazards in the haunted house. Please, no running. The zombies will get you if you trip. They are always hungry and they always leave a mess of their victims for us to clean up...
No Weapons!
No Weapons!
We promise nothing in this attraction will actually attack you. Leave the num-chuks and throwing stars at home (unless, of course, they are fake and part of your wicked-cool Ninja costume).
Take Pictures!
Take Pictures!
See something you think is cool? Want to document your best "scared silly" face? Take a picture or video! Just be mindful of others around you. We're happy to take group photos for you as well!
Ask Us Anything!
Ask Us Anything!
We really love talking about what we do so if you are curious about anything, ask away! If you have suggestions or ideas, we are happy to talk about that as well.
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