Muzzle

Muzzle is the sixteenth song from The Bootlegged Scones' second album, "II". It is a song about a weird man who thinks the narrator is a dog, and wants to put a muzzle on him.

Released: July 3, 2026

Duration 5:07

Genre: Heavy metal, avant garde-metal

Songwriters:
Water

Musicians:

Water - Vocals, Drums, Keyboard, Garbage Cans

Olive - Metal Clinking

Lyrics:

Well, he’s saying “sit” to me

When i’m walking on the sidewalk

How he pats me and he looks at me

I just can’t stand it anymore

So I tapped his shoulder and he turned around

And then I tried to talk to him

But he interrupted me and then he said

These very confusing words

You are going to wear a muzzle

You really need to wear a muzzle

Let me put this muzzle on you

Because you’re gonna wear a muzzle

I didn’t know if he was drunk

But he was acting real weird

Playing fetch with a stick with me

Isn’t gonna get me crazy

Shoving a random bone in my mouth

What did he think he was doing?

I am not a lost dog

But he said these crazy words again

You are going to wear a muzzle

You really need to wear a muzzle

Let me put this muzzle on you

Because you’re gonna wear a muzzle

You are going to wear a muzzle

You really need to wear a muzzle

Let me put this muzzle on you

Because you’re gonna wear a muzzle

Ooh, muzzle

Mmm, yeah, muzzle

Wear a muzzle, muzzle, muzzle