Magic Boy Phinny

Magic Boy Phinny was released as The Bootlegged Scones' eighth single on July 9, 2025, and it was also included as a bonus track on the CD and cassette edition of their self-titled debut album (track 19).

Released: July 9, 2025

Duration: 2:45

Genre: West coast hip-hop

Single Cover:

Songwriters:

Water, Maple Syrup, Olive

Musicians:

Mixla: Music

Magic Boy Phinny: Vocals

Water: Vocals

Olive: Vocals

Maple Syrup: Vocals

Lyrics:

Hi!

I’m magic boy phinny It’s all in my name

Everybody knows I make my own fame

I do it right, I play all the games

I’ll put all the other magicians to shame

Come to the magic show, I’ll do some cool tricks

And I’ll also wave around my magic stick

I always know what makes you all tick

I’m magic boy phinny, my tricks are sick

Hi!

I’m the goat cuz I’m magic boy phinny

I am also never ever a ninny

I love god and I don’t do any sinning

And I eat well, so I am very very skinny

I’m super powerful, i can make you all fly

I wouldn’t do this, but even make you all die

My tricks are so cool I can make you all cry

Then after you cry, I can make your tears dry

Hi!

Many magicians have tried to be better

Because maybe they are all just little bed-wetters

Many big fans have sent me letters

I guess I really am a trend-setter

I have no one to blame if I make a mistake

But no mistakes are made, so I’ll never break!

I never take from the people at stake

And I’m so good all the little kids ache

Hi!

Sometimes I make balloons for a little kid’s treasure

But let me just say, they won’t last forever

The other magicians do this a lot, whatever

Because my magic tricks will always be better

Let me just say, I think im the best

Cuz there’s no competition, they’re all just pests

They’re all so bad, it needs to be addressed

I’m magic boy phinny, I’ve finished my quest

*all verses playing at the same time*

Magic boy phinny!

Hi!